Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The "Im Drunk" Thread

profile picture
PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
524 218
profile picture
CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
some Swedish thing. you don't want to know.
Jan 12 2014 8:32AM
0 0
profile picture
PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Please tell......
Jan 12 2014 10:06AM
0 0
profile picture
El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Anally sexed lengthy elephant dicked
Jan 12 2014 10:16AM
2 0
profile picture
Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Ah, makes sense.
Jan 12 2014 12:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
10 points to Gryffindor!
Jan 12 2014 6:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Aren't you glad Sweden got rid of Brattsystemet?
Jan 12 2014 7:51PM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,468
Class starts again tomorrow... haaaaaaa
Jan 12 2014 9:01PM
0 0
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
are we surprised im durnk? no

NO WE ARE NOT


Jan 16 2014 12:38AM
0 0
profile picture
jordangaebel
Posts: 365 - Karma: 92
dont lie erica you were obviously drinking sierrra mist and apple juice out of that flask. your a bad girl.
Jan 16 2014 3:05AM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,468
In love the forst week of classes
Jan 16 2014 7:26PM
0 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
No classes on thursdays. wednesday is the new friday!
Jan 17 2014 12:47PM
0 0
profile picture
PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
getting the night started right. doin shots n a beer bong. fuk yeah
Jan 18 2014 10:36PM
0 0
profile picture
BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
This is my contribution
Jan 19 2014 1:28AM
0 0
profile picture
Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
Ermergerd, pretty intoxicated.
Jan 19 2014 3:58AM
0 0
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
h e l p
Jan 20 2014 2:16AM
0 0
profile picture
MNjordanG
Posts: 67 - Karma: 22
no
Jan 20 2014 2:18AM
1 1
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
it is ok to be a pussy IF and oly if (in mathematical notation wthat would be .:.)

its okay to be a pussy .:. you have a pussy

/thread

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

i luv sciene

Click for larger image


luv erica <3 HEARTS 5EVA N KISSES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Jan 20 2014 2:21AM
3 0
profile picture
CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
are you drunk?
Jan 20 2014 5:47AM
0 0
profile picture
*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
Canceled the dinner date? Yup. Guilty as charged. Regrets. Much are had.


Soo whiskey instead? Yes. I hope he'll show up to the party on Sat. though.
Jan 23 2014 9:37PM
0 0
profile picture
proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
friday night? check.

7pm? check.

DALE'S PALE ALE?!?!

you fuckin know it

Jan 24 2014 6:58PM
0 0
profile picture
MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Click for larger image Possibly the shittiest beer ever
Jan 24 2014 10:21PM
3 0
profile picture
Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501



Ch
aChingChaChing BITCHES
Jan 25 2014 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I fucjing love pop tarts. Swaf
Jan 25 2014 1:48AM
0 0
profile picture
MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
I'm not not drunk
Jan 25 2014 3:49AM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
roommate hooked up with the girl i wanted, i started with the girl hed been chatting up, turns out shes on her period so thats why my roomie went for the robbery. I've been bamboozled.
Jan 25 2014 4:09AM
3 1
profile picture
*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
I don 't like that you don't like 2 chainz' birthday song. That is all.
Jan 26 2014 2:28AM
0 1
profile picture
NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
but the box says its premium...
Jan 26 2014 3:14AM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
this is when the heros coemmm out toplay

#kingborin
Jan 26 2014 5:01AM
0 0
profile picture
NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
i got drunk last night
Stayed up all night to edit
good drunk decision
Jan 29 2014 12:30PM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,468
Booze + Mario kart = me already drink
Jan 30 2014 7:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
letter ons my hat and oldddddde enghlishhhh
Jan 31 2014 2:17AM
0 0
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
H el p
Jan 31 2014 2:41AM
0 0
profile picture
MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Click for larger image

One of those nights

Jan 31 2014 10:47PM
0 0
profile picture
proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
Good afternoon friends!
Feb 1 2014 4:57PM
0 0
profile picture
OGoriginal-gaper
Posts: 354 - Karma: 86
greetings from aus
Feb 7 2014 8:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
good lord ladys and gents tlhis is it we are giohnh of the reails number one defen ce go seahwiosds
Feb 8 2014 4:11AM
0 0
profile picture
bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
wuold yuou make out with your best friends sister cause i wanna
Feb 8 2014 4:13AM
0 0
profile picture
MaxBerkowitz
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,611
dude make out with her it's all good im turnt out . of my fucking mind
Feb 8 2014 4:46AM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
I can't even
Feb 8 2014 11:16AM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,468
Chillen at new friends/random peoples house, fuckin right. New peeps is awsaone
Feb 9 2014 3:18AM
0 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
good job u wached the super bowl i hpeoe you hit one
Feb 9 2014 3:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Go home rebels, you're drunk.
Feb 9 2014 10:12AM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
shut up wine boofer. You know im amazing.
Feb 9 2014 12:15PM
0 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
I didn't even think I got on this site last night. Hooooly smokes.
Feb 9 2014 12:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
no you did, you boofed a few pots and a wine.
Feb 9 2014 1:47PM
0 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
Again with that word. There was two bottles actually.
Feb 9 2014 1:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
you boofed two at once?

wow now i really want to meat you.

PS im in your town once a month, ill take you on a nice date where you can boof all the wine you want
Feb 9 2014 2:04PM
0 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
how romantic. Boofing wine.
Feb 9 2014 2:11PM
0 0
profile picture
Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
i dont really think so, but you said it and i dont ask questions.
Feb 9 2014 2:12PM
0 0
profile picture
ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
I really backed myself into a corner here.
Feb 9 2014 2:17PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)