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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Jane6
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May 17 2012 6:22AM
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Guard_Puma
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If any of you have not played the Pokemon drinking game, you need to get on it and play tonight. It is a blast, nostalgic, and gets you FUCKED UP. Last night was a disaster for me (in the best possible way) thanks to this gem. I think there's a thread somewhere in NSG about it, but I figured I'd pass it along to the drunkards of NS here too. Enjoy!
May 18 2012 4:59PM
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Crossfade
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Thanks for posting this bro, we are just drinking beers here bored after the Oil Kings game.  +K

May 18 2012 10:57PM
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alexat955
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first time posting in here in weeks! but yes im drunk
May 19 2012 5:53AM
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Rosstafarian
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aaaayyee we out here. I'm pretty gone. My roommates uncle bought us a sierra neveda pale ale keg for grad weekend. fuck yeah. america. god blesssz
May 19 2012 5:54AM
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Craze
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So i was at a friends all jolly working on some canvas's drinking a few bud light platinum's then headed home. Came around a turn and ripped the ebrake as usual around this turn. Big mistake! I broke loose nice and easy but as i was under stearing  i caught and it flung me back pretty hard, i shot across the road into a pretty big ditch but came out fine. Im thinking im good i didn't get stuck. WRONG as im trying to make my way back out of the ditch onto the rode i got stuck. Its 3:00am so i call my friend and he picks me up. We went to my house and i sobered up for an hour then went back to the "crash" site to call the cops and report it since there wasn't any tow trunk company's that would tow it with out a police report. I blew a 0.06 so I didn't get i DUI THANK GOD!!! So i was cited a ticket for failure to control and that was it! Thankfully i took an hour to sober up, even though i should have just took the corner like a normal human being and avoided the whole situation. Ugh, just got home. What a buzz kill.......... *cracks another beer*
May 19 2012 6:18AM
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95959
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Grover! you trees can't party!! leave that to us ducks fool. But yeah i'm not sure if this is alcohol talking or lack of sleep. Had a big fraternity philanthropy dance party(i know jokes right haha) then spent the rest of the night, 2-5, with a lady friend. now I think i'm gonna stay up till the champs league final, get drunk, then crash!
May 19 2012 8:25AM
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PON3
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Well off to play 9 holes of golf and drink a beer a hole!!!!

Wish me luck!
May 19 2012 10:10AM
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Jane6
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I think I met D-blunts from ns last night... not sure if it was a drunken dream though
May 19 2012 11:07AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Is there a "im really fucking hungover" thread? because i would be needing to pot in that
May 19 2012 11:24AM
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alexat955
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hehe hahaha oh we party
May 19 2012 12:49PM
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Lemuel
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Sneaking into the Hilton pool round 3 am after walking downtown and just laughing at the dumbest shit like moving cones into the road and turning one way signs around. So much fun.
May 19 2012 5:33PM
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Poop_nugget
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May 19 2012 9:56PM
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NPF
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Grad camping = 1 Rowdy Time. H O L Y SHIT.
May 20 2012 3:01AM
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Lemuel
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Thing that were thrown out my 3rd story window:
-couch cushion
-condoms
-tequila dorito mix
-christmas lights
-newspapers
-cigs
-some wood
-oranges
-a freshly opened beer

I don't even haha
May 20 2012 2:39PM
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alexat955
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bay to breakers. holy shit
May 20 2012 6:47PM
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84891jnf92048
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-cord to my hard drive

last night was good.
May 20 2012 6:48PM
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man_carrot
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MAN I JUST TOPPED OFF MY SECOND COORS LIGHT. WAAAAY TO WASTED TO TYPE RIGHT NOW
May 20 2012 6:52PM
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Joebin
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Alright so my friends decided to drag me to some gay ass country concert and I went with them since thats what cool kids do during the sukmer in OHio. So I got a bottle of svedka (my shit) and I start going to town in the tailgate/parking lot area. Out of nowhere I find my brother and he has a beer bong and tries to get me to drink it with him, and Im like 'naw man I got my own drinks I dont need beer' andhes like OK and pours my svedka into thebeer bong and I drink it. Well this gets me straight fucked. My friends wind up leaving for the concert and I stay behind half passed/blacked out half... not I guess, and wind up falling asleep on my buddies tool locker on his truck. People kept on asking me for my ticket and I wound up selling it for more than I paid for it haha and somehow worked my way into his locked car. I wake up to the sound of the encore from the band and wait for all my friends to get back to the car. When they get back they start freaking out because all the doors were locked and I managed to get into the truck somehow. So I let them in and we leave to go get some MAC donalds. I get a McFlurry and scream 'fuck you!' to everyone we pass. After I get home I make some guacamole and grab some chips, head to the basement, grap my computer and start writing this article cause I love you guys so much.

tl;dr- I got wasted at the tailgate for a concert, didnt go to it, wound up having a great time anyway.
May 21 2012 2:05AM
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PON3
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May 21 2012 12:40PM
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SterlingArcher
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i toadally watched bill and teds today. enjoyin jack n coke in kcmo and watchig the movie Hanna. its fuckin sweeet
May 21 2012 11:03PM
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PON3
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I watched bill and teds today while having sex, quite enjoyable. You live in KC? or just chilling? I live in Overland Park. Actually handing out with a friend right meow drinking and playing call of duty. Fun shit.
May 22 2012 12:38AM
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SterlingArcher
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dude i just movved to shawnee off shawnee misson parkway and k7.. Wjatttt?! yyeeeah man. im jelly i dont have my shit for CoD set up yet . bummer!
May 22 2012 12:42AM
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PON3
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Thats sick!! You skate or bmx? I go to a skatepark right off of shawnee mission park and always kick it there all summer. We should totally chill and crack open a couple. Show ya what KC has to offer. Great fucking city.
May 22 2012 1:20AM
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SterlingArcher
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im down hit me up
May 22 2012 1:26AM
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Rosstafarian
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I'M FUCKED  UP! IT'S SUMMER AND I'M IN CHICO BLASTING CHOKING VICTIM
May 22 2012 5:45AM
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NPF
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PRE PROM DRINKING. Tomorrow gonna be offf teh hooook niggas. wont be neer a computer so ill just post fornow. get hammed tomorrrow yeeeeeeee #getatme #drunk #swag #STREETDIE
May 26 2012 4:33AM
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Lemuel
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I texted myself at 1:12 the other night asking if I was in Burlington. That was after I booted and drank a bottle of champagne haha. That'll blurr your night quite well.
May 27 2012 9:36PM
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alexat955
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happy memorial day weekend mother fuckers
May 27 2012 9:40PM
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Backyard.Skier
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well i tried to find this thread when i got home last night cause i was drunk as fuck
May 27 2012 9:42PM
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Anathema
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this thread should auto sticky itself from 12-6am every friday and saturday to facilitate drunk posting.
May 27 2012 9:45PM
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PON3
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That would be killer, I would think the crazy stories that would be posted would be hilarious.
May 27 2012 11:56PM
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PON3
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Also making up for last night, and tomorrow night is going to be killer.

Going to the Gumball 3000 rally tomorrow. Jon Olsen will be there, so many crazy cars tomorrow and drunkeness!!
May 27 2012 11:57PM
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Ski_ThEast
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i lookerd for this thread for a while and now i fainally found it and eveythgin in this thread makes sense now minde=blown
May 28 2012 12:08AM
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errrka
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so children, its been a great night with my ski team friends, full of frolfing, drinking and hallway hockey {jesus took me 5 tries to spell that] and so yes, i come home and would normally talk to my felllow nser on tinychat, but THERE HAS BEEN A PROBLEM, someone fucked it up, and now, i come back to only hotpockets and a nonresponsive computer screen . I mean I should go to bed now, but really, so much here to be talked about,... but yeah, I would like all of the kiddies of ns, be safe, and have merry times, because they're the ones you remember

also, someone remind me that I think I broke, okay no, positive I broke my toe playing hallway hockey: disclaimer: you should wear closed toe shoes...
May 28 2012 1:02AM
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sleazy
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I have a broken toe and no one will sleep with me... Do I go to this hospital & fuck yeah to hs parties cheap beer and shit
May 28 2012 5:10AM
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pbandj
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shmammered.... that is all.
May 28 2012 5:21AM
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PON3
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Well if hotpockets and computer screens aint your thang, maybe we could skype sometime ;)
May 28 2012 11:38AM
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heavy_lettuce
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got smashed in the woods at a camp fire last night. Thought i could break a nickel size sapling by head butting it. Needless to say it did not work at all. Ended up cutting my head.
May 28 2012 4:52PM
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KennyC
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your drunk. just start and if she rejects you say, sorry I'm drunk.
May 28 2012 5:26PM
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PON3
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Had the best night of my life, hung around the bars with my friedns after a long day of riding bmx and what do I see, Gumball 3000 rolling into my city. Tons of fucking sick ass cars.

Sorry for the shitty cell phone pics, I was really bad at taking them and I was tipsy half the time lol

Aventador
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1,200 HP M3
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SLS
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SLR
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My favorite the Plan B sponsored R8. Handing out pills like a boss! Talked to the driver of this car for a solid 45 min, he was super tight
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Bugatti Veyron
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Last but not least, Jon's Audi R8
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I also talked to the Dudeson's and to see where the after party was at, but they didnt tell me. Those bastards!!!
May 29 2012 1:25AM
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PON3
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Also going to a race track in Topeka, Kansas to watch these cars I posted above rip around. I might even have a slight chance to ride in one with the connection of the guy who has the green R8. And sadly I will be sober for this event.
May 29 2012 3:16AM
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*kF_pauLo-
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Good looking Veyron right there !
May 29 2012 4:39AM
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CliffyByro
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that'd be fucking amazing!
May 29 2012 1:34PM
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PON3
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Saw these cars rip around the track, so goood!!!!! The M3 with 1,200 hp was just nuts!!!!!

Saw this sexy GTR, such a good sound.
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And then saw Jons old lambo
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I have a ton of vids on my phone of the cars zipping by at 160+ mph, and one of the M3 going 200, but I dont know how to upload those here
May 29 2012 3:05PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
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Maybe not the best place to ask, but I don't want to create a new thread. Could somebody find that one old thread, if it still exists, of covering up alcohol in pictures with cats. It would be much appreciated
May 29 2012 3:13PM
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*kF_pauLo-
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You should upload them on youtube or vimeo and then embed it here eventually ?
May 29 2012 4:50PM
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Big_Spence
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hahaha i remember that thread, but i don't have any recollection what it was called. hopefully it gets rediscovered.
May 29 2012 6:40PM
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PON3
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I remember making that thread way back in the day, before this thread really took off. I tried googling it and nothing popped up :/

Here is a link to the site where I got it from
http://www.standardmadness.com/people/how-to-properly-conceal-alcohol-in-your-facebook-pictures

And I will get to that youtube part when Im not lazy and upload them to my profile, I dont want to clutter this drunken thread with random car shit lol

But today I saw a 1,200hp m3, SLR mclaren, SLS, Jon's old lambo with the ski rack on top, GTR, R8, and a ferrari california. Sick shit!!!
May 29 2012 7:00PM
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PON3
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Wuzzaaaaa!!!!!!

Does any one have KIK messenger? I have it, Im drunk, and would like a textting buddy right meow.
May 30 2012 1:05AM
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