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Jedi vs Wizard Poll

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-GL-
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Alright guys got in a huge fight with my friend today about this so,

Would you rather be a Jedi or a Wizard (Harry Potter type)

gogogogogo
Aug 7 2011 9:54PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Wizard.

Hey wanna have sex?

Uh no...

"Imperio"...Now you do...
Aug 8 2011 12:12PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jedi.

Hey wanna have sex?

Yes.
Aug 8 2011 12:13PM
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klayer_9
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/thread
Aug 8 2011 1:52PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Jedis can't have sexual relations according to their code.
Aug 8 2011 2:20PM
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Steezegull
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jedi.

an average jedi could beat an average wizard any day
Aug 8 2011 3:32PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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jedi was my immediate thought, but then i thouhgt that being a legit wizard would also be pretty sick, you could do alot of fun shit but i think jedi is way more badass
Aug 8 2011 3:57PM
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Pmoore
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you can block a spell with the force though.
Aug 8 2011 4:05PM
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corona
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disagree. a harry potter wizard could kill them in an instant from across a field and they couldn't do shit to block it. A lord of the rings wizard would even win in a lightsaber battle against a jedi.
Aug 8 2011 4:06PM
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.Apex.
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unless a jedi used the force to disarm the wizard asap, then jedi wins
Aug 8 2011 4:14PM
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corona
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a jedi can't just use the force to disarm someone. why would they even need lightsabers against storm troopers then if they could just disarm them all to start.
Aug 8 2011 4:18PM
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morpheus
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lord of the rings over harry potter for wizards.  as an immortal and previously stated demi god he is in a realm above those of normal men... plus its so gritty and realistic theyre powers are alot more free as in harry potter the spells are very structured and stiff.  lord of the rings magic is much more open to possibilities... ultimately though jedi.  the lightsaber yes, but the simple use of the life energy surrounding all living things and manipulating or encouraging it to work for you is simply amazing.  they even have FORESIGHT as to what will happen, look at how they block blaster fire.  plus with emotion theyre power grows, blah blah blah code.  with training they even exceed normal human limitations.

LOTR OVER HARRY POTTER,  JEDI OVER EVERYTHING!!
Aug 8 2011 4:18PM
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.Apex.
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Now if he can pick them up in toss them like that, Im sure he could grab a wand and toss it too
Aug 8 2011 4:20PM
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corona
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I'd agree Harry Potter wizards are pussy shit though, and would no doubt end up losing. there's no way Gandalf would lose to anybody though.
Aug 8 2011 4:21PM
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Sam.Carson
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uhh ya with you on that one
Aug 8 2011 4:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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For anyone saying Gandalf is badass, I agree, BUT he uses his staff a handful of times and none of the "spells" he does do anything substantial. A Jedi would cut him like butter, harry potter wizards would kill him just as easily with a barrage of spells. Gandalfs little sword just wouldn't hold up to these forms of attack.
Aug 8 2011 8:00PM
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Guard_Puma
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Well on this debate, Emma Watson hands down.
Otherwise though, Jedi. Then I wouldn't feel bad getting BAMF tattooed across my biceps that would undoubtedly be bulging with bad-assery.
Aug 8 2011 8:06PM
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PKchu
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jedi for sure, if they put obi wan in harry potter, voldemort would be dead as soon as he came back
Aug 8 2011 8:06PM
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Steezegull
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jedi don't even need lightsabers. everyone thinks that if a jedi can't get close enough to cut with his lightsaber then he'll lose, but he won't. jedi are extremely fast and will dodge most spells or block them with an array of force powers
Aug 9 2011 1:51PM
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erejto64
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Wizard. i'd use the imperius spell alot.... use your imagination
Aug 9 2011 1:54PM
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spreadeagle96
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jedi. and then u can look like anything cuz u cud b an alien. if ur a wizard ur like harry potter. its kinda like if ur white ur ben aflack
Aug 9 2011 5:51PM
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erica
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WIZARD. a wizard could avada kedavara a jedi's ass in two seconds, Jedi would have no defense and die immediately.
Aug 9 2011 5:58PM
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Steezegull
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a jedi would dodge it or block it with either the force, or his trusty lightsaber
Aug 9 2011 7:21PM
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ORDEAL
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boom
Aug 9 2011 7:33PM
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.Natty.
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jedi no doubt

using the force would be the sickest thing ever, i'd probably be the laziest motherfucker alive though. I'd sit on the couch and wouldnt have to get up for shit
Aug 9 2011 7:53PM
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Low
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jedi of course. Silly question.

LOTR wizards are dank though.
Aug 9 2011 8:07PM
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Low
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Forreal? Gandalf is actually a god-like figure sent to middle earth from the "heavens" of the LOTR universe. He's the ultimate badass. He has power like a guide. Dont judge him soley on what u see in the movies he was merely playing the role of a guide... Also he killed a fucking balrog.
Aug 9 2011 8:11PM
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easy.steezy
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true dat, but before he was just regular gandalf the gray, not sent by any god.  when he killed the balrog he was sent back as gandalf the muthafucking white, and he was made head of the wizarding order, replacing saurumon, and he became the ultimate badass.
Aug 9 2011 8:16PM
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easy.steezy
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http://http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Gandalf    i stand corrected
Aug 9 2011 8:18PM
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corona
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nah man, even as Gandalf the Grey he was still a demi-god sent by angels. and he's god damned immortal. pwns all shit. he could fuck with Wu-Tang Clan
Aug 9 2011 8:20PM
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easy.steezy
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yeeeah i know, i haven't read the books in more than 5 years, and i read them when i was 10 :p  so i don't think i picked up everything haha.  and the link i provided proves myself wrong, and you right, so yeah!
Aug 9 2011 8:21PM
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-emile-
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i think a hp wizzard would beat a lotr wizzard

and i think a jedi would get beaten by either of them

average people though

obe wan would kill saruman
gandalf would kill count doku
and voldemort would kill all of those
Aug 9 2011 8:23PM
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Spinoza
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I had this same discussion with my brothers when we were younger, but you guys forgot the 3rd option!:





POKEMON TRAINER
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i think i choose pokemon,   although i change my mind every little while
Jan 22 2012 9:34PM
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las.
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Wizard for sure, then i can just conjure a lightsaber
Jan 22 2012 9:37PM
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Amadeus.
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so much win
Jan 22 2012 9:37PM
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las.
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Jan 22 2012 9:40PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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jedi jedi jedi oh my fucking god jedi
Jan 22 2012 9:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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haha, the whole thing was good, but this one made me lol.
Jan 22 2012 9:43PM
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WhiteDynamite
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Jedi
Jan 22 2012 9:44PM
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ORDEAL
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Wizard. Any day. Wizards can do so much more shit and they can fuck bitches. Also my last name is potter so my opinion is biased
Jan 22 2012 9:49PM
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skijunkiedtm
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Jedi are clearly wizards.
Jan 22 2012 9:56PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Jedi
Jan 22 2012 9:57PM
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Mr.Luke
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Wizard.

1. Fly on a fucking broomstick everywhere like a badass

2. It'd be so sick to just shoot spells at people and have duels.

3. Magic can do so many things. From fighting, to chores, to turning a toaster waffle into a hot-ass woman ready to fuck (transfiguration 101)

4. Hogwarts. Fucking sick school

5. Orgasm spell for the ladies...?

6. Reparo. Fix your car, fix your dick, fix anything if used right

7. Levitate bitch onto dick. Sick stuff

8. Wizard sex. Hotest shit ever ^ Covered much of it

9. Crusiatus curse - get any woman to sleep with you. Add memory charm to make her forget. You're home free

10. FUCKING MAGIC.


Jedi.

1. Badass lightsaber.

2. Crazy ninja skills

3. Use the force




Wizard all the way.
Jan 22 2012 10:32PM
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las.
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You need a spell to give the ladies orgasms?
Jan 22 2012 10:35PM
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.Jacob
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i'm going to sig this.
Jan 22 2012 10:43PM
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Anathema
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depends. would i be an average jedi / wizard, or the world's greatest? cause i think i'd rather be an average wizard than an average jedi. but the world's greatest jedi? the one that can mind control you, and is virtually untouchable because of his extensive knowledge of the force? that i would love..
Jan 22 2012 10:47PM
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plaplapla
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agree with everything in this post
Jan 22 2012 10:48PM
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Funkadelic
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All the people in here claiming they'd rather be a Jedi are aware that Jedi aren't allowed to get with women.... aren't you?
Jan 22 2012 10:52PM
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stickski
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jedi is such an easy choice. emma watson is the only solid argument against it
Jan 22 2012 10:55PM
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AHSkier
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really? according to what? You can't just make up rules like that. I would be a wizard anyday because they can do everything jedi can plus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more. and there are so many more things inthe wizarding world like all of the magical items you can buy in diagon alley like weasley jokes, broomsticks, insane animals, unheard of candies and much more. the possibilities with a wand and creativity are endless. the jedi are limited to some extent.
Jan 22 2012 10:57PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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JEDI!! this shouldn't even be an argument. haha. look up kit fitsu and get at me. plus jedi are the badasses in society and dont have to hide from anyone.
Jan 22 2012 11:02PM
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