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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
My friend came up to me today, and he was like, 'Imagine this: A close male friend of yours is dying, and you are the only person capable of saving his life. However, the way to save him, is to give him a hand job. Would you save his life, or let him die?'

After thinking it over, I decided that I probably would. What would you guys/girls do?


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May 31 2002 7:47PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I'd pay a hooker to do it for me.
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May 31 2002 7:48PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
a handjob?? thats weak... if you wouldnt then you are not a good friend.
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
May 31 2002 8:04PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
im not feeling so good..i think im dying...but a magic handjob would make me feel better!

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May 31 2002 8:05PM
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ali_gator86
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
He's sick? What do I do? Call a doctor? No! I know, I'll just give him a hand job and he will instantly be cured!

I'd probably do it, as long as it was a friend, and not some scary old man. lol


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May 31 2002 8:33PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
yea really you wouldnt do that to save someones life?? haha geez
Jun 1 2002 2:30AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
hell yea i'd do it.....its just a hand job. i mean...did i just say that? haha
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Jun 1 2002 2:38AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i would frikin give him head for god sakes EVEN IF I WASNT DYING!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
IM HILARIOUS!
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 2:58AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i ment to day
EVEN IF HE WASNT DYING....
but i messed up just another reason to hurtle myself of a cliff....
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 2:58AM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
haha this is totally from Scary Movie 2 where the girl gives the guy a hand job when they are trapped in the freezer~he says he has to have one or else he will freeze to death~haha funny movie
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Jun 1 2002 10:55PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
id do it
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
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Jun 1 2002 11:39PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
is a hand job some mystical curing thing? cool.


and if some chick is gunna save my life, she might as well get herself off and just jump on and enjoy the ride... i mean fuck, a chick don't get anything out of a handjob, it's not even a blow job (which a lot of girls actually enjoy giving)... silly question.

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Jun 1 2002 11:55PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
hahah you people... what kind of question is that? it's not like it's a person of the same sex either... *cough*kids*cough*

Cryss I think I'm coming down with something.

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Jun 1 2002 11:58PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
heh, if it was a close friend to you id think youd do anything so save their life when it came down to it.
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 2 2002 12:46PM
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emilie_55
Posts: 180 - Karma: 11
what the hell... its only a hand job.. i would do it....
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Jun 2 2002 1:02PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
That sounds like a really good pick up line: 'I am dying, the only way I can live is if you give me head'

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Jun 2 2002 1:07PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
hmm yes it does, i might just try it
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 2 2002 2:07PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i wouldnt be that bad....you feel like a loser after...but they lived...
kinda like that time on survivore where that girl peed on the guys hand to get the poison out of a bite he got from a fish..
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 2 2002 2:53PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
ha, ur supposed to suck on the bite to get the poison out...
wait, fairygirl i guess that would work in your case, its not a hand job but if someone were to get bit there you could suck it out, therefore curing them

brilliant!


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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 2 2002 3:12PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
uh, are you trying to share some of ur family history here or something?
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 3 2002 10:03PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
And to think we spend billions of dollars on aids and cancer research. All we need is some sluts!
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Jun 3 2002 10:16PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats a fuckin retarted question, who wouldn't? a better one is:

If your 3rd best friend is dying, and to cure him, you had to fuck him up the ass and he had to fuck you up the ass, would you save his life?

i cant wait to see who says yes........

fuck, said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud





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'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 3 2002 10:30PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Well skipimp_ I think my friends and I would have to say 'nice knowing ya man!' What if he dies anyway? Then he died assfucking his straight friend. Pretty easy question in my opinion!
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Jun 3 2002 10:33PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
No way in hell. The motherfucker can die, I'm not sacrificng my sexuality for that dead bastard. hand job or shitpushing, there's no way.


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Jun 3 2002 11:01PM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
you gotta take one for the team

Stupid nigga's WILL rape a ho
Jun 3 2002 11:02PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
ok, what if your friend was of the opposite sex and they used a strap on to fuck you, and you had to fuck her in the ass





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 4 2002 12:09PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
than thats different, but still pretty twisted
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 4 2002 1:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
so you're answer is....?





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 4 2002 1:38PM
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