Just walk through the lobby in board shorts and flip flops, headed for the pool. Within 20 minutes a few chicks from the lobby will usually show up (They chill there when they are avoiding their family). Then play hard to get for 20 minutes by going to whichever pool thing they are not in. If they are in the pool, you're in the hot tub. If they come over, stay there for a few minutes but then hop over to the sauna like you dont give a fuck. Then finially kick up a conversation about your family being stupid, then talk about how much alcohol you have. Boom, Bonefest.
Also, go to the tide pools at haystack rock, and use this line- "WOAH Check that out!!! Its a _____!" Sorta cradle the girl a bit when you're showing her the awesome thing you found and then you'll find yourselves holding hands somehow. Her parents wont even give a shit because you are showing their daughter a fucking awesome sea lion or a nudibranch or some shit, and all they want to do is take a soccer mom picture of it.