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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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JahFeels
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why is there no torrent for episode 6 for game of thrones
May 12 2014 12:06AM
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theBearJew
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The new Malwarebytes logo looks like Wutang.



May 12 2014 9:19AM
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.Hugo.
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I have today and tomorrow off before i start work.... what should i do?
May 12 2014 9:43AM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.I have today and tomorrow off before i start work.... what should i do?


Jerk it
May 12 2014 9:48AM
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.Hugo.
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EatMyShartsJerk it


already done it twice since my post
May 12 2014 9:50AM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.already done it twice since my post


ghost loads dont count bro
May 12 2014 9:51AM
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.Hugo.
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EatMyShartsghost loads dont count bro

i didn't ever wanna admit this on here but you're forcing my hand. I actually have 2 dicks. So no, no ghost loads here
May 12 2014 9:54AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I was away from this place for 10 days straight. My my.....it was strange.
May 12 2014 1:00PM
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Bateman
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CaptainDickbuttI was away from this place for 10 days straight. My my.....it was strange.


they come back. they always do.
May 12 2014 1:08PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Batemanthey come back. they always do.


I was torturing children in Disneyworld.



...and tipping over fatties on scooters.
May 12 2014 1:20PM
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.Hugo.
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CaptainDickbuttI was torturing children in Disneyworld.



...and tipping over fatties on scooters.


Thanks for the invite asshole.
May 12 2014 1:26PM
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CaptainObvious.
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.Hugo.Thanks for the invite asshole.


You're not allowed out of the attic.
May 12 2014 1:29PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Yarrrrrrrr
May 12 2014 1:39PM
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.Hugo.
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TheSeaCaptainYou're not allowed out of the attic.

But i'm the good one, not the evil one!
TheSeaCaptainYarrrrrrrr


Welcome
May 12 2014 1:42PM
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GayWolf420
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TheSeaCaptainYarrrrrrrr


nice new identity m8




also it smells like asshole in this kitchen right now, Why is cooking so fucking hard for some people?
May 12 2014 1:42PM
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CaptainObvious.
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.Hugo.But i'm the good one, not the evil one!


I don't buy it. You just don't want any more fish heads.
May 12 2014 1:43PM
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.Rybak.
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TheSeaCaptainI don't buy it. You just don't want any more fish heads.


Its not nautical Wednesday yet. Matee
May 12 2014 2:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
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.Rybak.Its not nautical Wednesday yet. Matee


No, it's mainsail Monday. Now go swab the poopdeck.
May 12 2014 2:03PM
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Jane6
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Im starting to think Im a pathological liar. Why else would I always end up in situations where Im forced to lie?
May 12 2014 2:10PM
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theBearJew
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Malibu_StacyIm starting to think Im a pathological liar. Why else would I always end up in situations where Im forced to lie?


When you feel like you have to lie, instead of saying something that is a logical lie, say something that is absurd and laugh like its a joke.
May 12 2014 2:12PM
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John18_6
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but caaaaaaaarl that kills people
May 12 2014 2:16PM
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boozer
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gettin paper cuts cuz of all this funny money
May 12 2014 2:17PM
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Jane6
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theBearJewWhen you feel like you have to lie, instead of saying something that is a logical lie, say something that is absurd and laugh like its a joke.


I dont think my boss will appreciate that.... but worth a shot!
May 12 2014 3:02PM
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Bateman
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https://soundcloud.com/capturedtracks/the-snow-memory-loss
May 12 2014 3:03PM
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.Hugo.
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I don't go on facebook for a few days and come back and look at it today. The first thing I see is a kid talking about how true this song and how deep of a thinker you have to be to understand it.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/700050/Insane-Clown-Posse---MiraclesI think I can go another few days without it.
May 12 2014 3:05PM
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theBearJew
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Malibu_StacyI dont think my boss will appreciate that.... but worth a shot!


Then just be brutally honest but make a joke out of it. People love jokes.
May 12 2014 3:05PM
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Mag
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theBearJewThen just be brutally honest but make a joke out of it. People love jokes.


Her having a job is a testament to that.
May 12 2014 3:10PM
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Jane6
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theBearJewThen just be brutally honest but make a joke out of it. People love jokes.



This one doesnt. Shes brutally boring actually.
I keep telling myself this will be my last year working at that place though, which makes me feel a little better about lying to her face.
May 12 2014 3:13PM
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987321654hgfd
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Malibu_StacyThis one doesnt. Shes brutally boring actually.
I keep telling myself this will be my last year working at that place though, which makes me feel a little better about lying to her face.


So maybe just make an absurd lie and get fired on purpose?
May 12 2014 3:16PM
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Jane6
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CirilloSo maybe just make an absurd lie and get fired on purpose?


hahaha fuck that, I need the $$$$$$$ so bad to be honest. Its only until August, then I will never step foot in that office again.
Then I will be all like


May 12 2014 3:23PM
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hippy.
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.Hugo.I don't go on facebook for a few days and come back and look at it today. The first thing I see is a kid talking about how true this song and how deep of a thinker you have to be to understand it.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/700050/Insane-Clown-Posse---MiraclesI think I can go another few days without it.


fuckin magnets how do they work?
May 12 2014 7:29PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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biking, star wars and music. Not school really. skiing too, but that's a given
May 12 2014 7:37PM
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ModMommy
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Medski, how did Iola go?
May 12 2014 7:44PM
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Daph
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So many bitches in bozeman that just don't get it
May 12 2014 7:56PM
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Dan.
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YoungDaphSo many bitches in bozeman that just don't get it


hold up, there are girls in bozeman?
May 12 2014 9:49PM
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Wampire
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A kid looked at my wiener today while i was peeing.
May 12 2014 9:50PM
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Parrish
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Dan.hold up, there are girls in bozeman?


like 4
May 12 2014 9:52PM
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SFB
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Wampire+A kid looked at my wiener today while i was peeing.


sorry, it wont happen again
May 12 2014 9:53PM
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GayWolf420
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Wampire+A kid looked at my wiener today while i was peeing.


hes just checkin out the competition, m8.
May 12 2014 9:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
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And I saw my reflection in the snow c

And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills, well the land slide bring it down ohhhoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 12 2014 9:58PM
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Wampire
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DeebieSkeebieshes just checkin out the competition, m8.

It was so obvious though! but then again i returned the favor and took a peek at his
May 12 2014 9:58PM
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GayWolf420
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WampireIt was so obvious though! but then again i returned the favor and took a peek at his


next time someone peeks at mine, I'll just go "she's small, ain't it?"
May 12 2014 10:01PM
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Wampire
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DeebieSkeebiesnext time someone peeks at mine, I'll just go "she's small, ain't it?"

that makes me feel better
May 12 2014 10:04PM
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Chubz.
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WampireIt was so obvious though! but then again i returned the favor and took a peek at his


Did you exchange blowjobs after?
May 12 2014 10:05PM
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Wampire
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Chubz.Did you exchange blowjobs after?

sadly no. I was in a time crunch to get to my fifth hour class
May 12 2014 10:06PM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesnext time someone peeks at mine, I'll just go "she's small, ain't it?"


Whenever I catch someone lookin at my deal I just ask em "you like what you see?" Then they snap their head back in embarressment and rush out of the bathroom. I usually get a good chuckle
May 12 2014 10:10PM
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Phil-X-
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holy shit do these people realize how stupid they sound...? hur durrrr non lethal weapons hurrrrrrrrrr american police (read DEATH SQUADS) just want to kill people!

I'd rather be hit with an acoustic wave or sprayed with liquid skunk from 200 yards away and run the fuck away then get my ass smashed in by a billy club and be arrested for rioting..

and the whole non lethal claymore thing... really? You do realize that its a 100% defensive device, right? you dont fucking throw claymores at people, you need to actively come into range to have it used on you.. maybe... you know... stop attacking riot police?


http://youtu.be/3UZ-3cBY-5g
May 12 2014 10:11PM
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