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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
ok, ive been thinking about this one brutal splat that would be kinda funny to watch. yknow how pollard does those huge (10. ft) air-to-fakies in the pipe? well what if someone did one, leaned too far forward on the landing, and smacked his face right on the deck. ok, not really funny but it would be the first time you saw it. then you would start to think about it.

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May 30 2002 9:01PM
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sirjibsalot
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That would fucking hurt...ow
im crying thinking about it
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some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
May 30 2002 9:03PM
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kevywevy
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that would be funny


meh..

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May 30 2002 9:18PM
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alpentalik
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Sort of happened to me...three years ago I was doing a 7 in blackcombs pipe, and i didnt know what i was doing and I absolutely slammed my jaw on the lip...i have to wear this thing every night that keeps it straight and resets it.


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May 30 2002 10:07PM
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Skibum420
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ouch man that really sucks
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May 30 2002 10:49PM
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PipeNazi
Posts: 243 - Karma: 24
or if they leaned to far back and caught their back tips commin down is a classic bail that makes you think
May 31 2002 1:52AM
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1080chick
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hehe....i've seen little kids sort of do stuff like that in the pipe...but i respect them bcuz they're probably lookin even better than me in pipe hehe
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May 31 2002 2:21AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
i have never fallen on a zero spin in the pipe, but they always look like shit, and i never go big.

~Tom
May 31 2002 2:52AM
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MuteMasterX
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haha, what would really suck is doing an alleyoop with your knees bent so that your tips hit the lip in backscratcher position commin down...

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Jun 1 2002 2:55AM
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NoTeefa
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they need to cover the decks of half pipes with pillows and matresses, then i wouldnt be so sore all the time.
Jun 1 2002 3:05AM
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