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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


GOGOGO
Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Me too! I hate clothes they are sometimes so restricting
Jul 11 2011 12:04AM
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JIBpsy^^
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holy shit i do that consistently. I try to listen to a song on my ipod too that would be what was playing if my life was a movie. Whenever i am feeling down i imagine like a somber dramatic movie. Today i was biking and i was thinking if this was a movie i would show the drop of sweat driping off my nose and then cut the pedals. There is not a moment when i am not thinking that shti
Jul 11 2011 12:05AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i sleep in a sleeping bag for days at a time because i dont want to make my bed
Jul 11 2011 12:05AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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. all the time
Jul 11 2011 12:07AM
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fujarome
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i have a running dialogue of my life going in my head almost all the time.



i also struggle to sleep because at night, i run my mind through various things that could potentially happen in my life. As if i simulate various scenarios and events and figure out what reactions would be best, etc.
Jul 11 2011 12:07AM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
Ahh Let's all just run around free and naked! Seriously, fuck clothes.
Jul 11 2011 12:10AM
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mnfreeskier
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i check nsg probably half a dozen times every minute...

but seriously...once i downloaded the B&E show Muddy Winter episode, i watched it every day before skiing to get me pumped.
Jul 11 2011 12:11AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 11 2011 12:12AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I just realized this one...

It's weird as fuck but whenever I'm alone and I get excited about something (a video I'm watching/waiting to load, a thought I have, etc) I'll shake my hands really fast. Kinda like the "meh" or "so so" gesture but REALLY fast.

I've heard thats a sign of autism and they call it flapping or something, but I'm not autistic.

Or maybe I am...
Jul 11 2011 12:12AM
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Steezy_P
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For starters: I think about creating awesome threads on Newschoolers and then when I get on to do it, there is a thread about it. This one for instance haha

Oh yeah I also pee outside of the water in the toilet because it doesn't make as much noise.


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Jul 11 2011 12:20AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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All. The. Damn. Time.
Jul 11 2011 12:22AM
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.Hugo.
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HOLY FUCK I do this too! Only for me i click my teeth whenever my front tires are going to touch any pavement markings or potholes/cracks in the road.
Jul 11 2011 12:22AM
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anashyo
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Anyone can join! Let's start this movement!
Jul 11 2011 12:24AM
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Milksteak
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Oh my god!! I do that too! I thought I was the only one.....Phew
Jul 11 2011 12:24AM
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[hamnuts]
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Lolz for sure!
Jul 11 2011 12:25AM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
Hello...
Jul 11 2011 12:25AM
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.Hugo.
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Same whenever I catch myself doing i just think about how fucked up it is and what people would think if they knew i did it. But for some reason i cant stop.
Jul 11 2011 12:26AM
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Dwarftosser1
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I literally can not listen to music without thinking about the perfect shot to go with it.
Jul 11 2011 12:28AM
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AWALLRUS.
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I FAP WITH AN INSIDE-OUT COUCHE BALL
Jul 11 2011 12:28AM
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Dwarftosser1
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I literally can not listen to music without thinking about the perfect shot to go with it.
Jul 11 2011 12:28AM
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JIBpsy^^
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I do that when i am actively listening to the music not if its in the background or something. Ya know what i mean thinking about soemthing else while listening not focusing on the music

Jul 11 2011 12:36AM
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babooski92
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when i'm a passenger in a car i always pick some random piece of dirt or spec on the window and pretend there is a super sharp line that extends out of it and cuts anything. i then move my head up and down to get a different angle so i can cut certain stuff
Jul 11 2011 12:36AM
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I.B
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Fuck yeah!! Same. I just sit their and do it when like the reflectors on the side of the road go by!
Jul 11 2011 12:42AM
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-Dan
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sometimes on tiled floors i walk like i am a knight on a chess board, aka i can only move up 3 and over one in each step. only when the tiles are appropriate size for my stride though.
Jul 11 2011 12:49AM
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emilyiscool
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omg i do this too i thought i was the only one :O sometimes i make forts.
Jul 11 2011 12:50AM
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I.B
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Aslo I get a peice of something on my windshield. like a speck of dirt and just "unfocus" on it so it turns into TWO PEICES OF DIRT and i like try to get the paint on the road inbtween them and stuff like that
Jul 11 2011 12:56AM
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Brock.
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I often fall asleep with my hand tucked under the waistband of my underwear. Its comfortable.
Jul 11 2011 12:56AM
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the.cheat
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i can only step on certain tiles, theres x's going through sidewalks i must avoid, whenever im looking out the car i blink as i pass a light or a building i blink the instant i can see the front but not the sides. so many more.
Jul 11 2011 12:57AM
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wesley.
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sleep in a sleeping bag on occasion
freestyle on the toilet
face the water in the shower
Jul 11 2011 12:59AM
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Inline.
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Fuck me
Jul 11 2011 1:03AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Oh yea and i remembered one I always piss with the seat down. Idk i feel like a marksman with a smaller target. more accomplished when i get done.
Jul 11 2011 1:07AM
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steep
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yeeeees!
Jul 11 2011 1:08AM
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SkiThe603
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sleep with clothes of an put them on through the night

Jul 11 2011 1:09AM
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broto
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oh my god yes. and also, I focus on things really close to my eyes and then really far but with one eye shut, so I pretend that I'm being an artsy dslr
Jul 11 2011 1:10AM
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jayo.
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I am a cannibal and a necrophiliac.

Anyone else?
Jul 11 2011 1:10AM
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los.pinguinos
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Jul 11 2011 1:10AM
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Wesley.P
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i can not for the life of me step on a crack in a sidewalk, it annoys me sooooo bad

i also pee outside of the water in a toilet because the noise bothers me

i also rub my hands together really fast as to create friction and make my hands really warm, even in the summer
Jul 11 2011 1:11AM
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ryantheconnolly
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holy shit i do almost the same thing except i pretend the car is flying and it can only touch the road when there isnt a shadow across it so i click my teeth every time we pass a shadow
Jul 11 2011 1:16AM
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Jakx~
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Whenever I'm walking on a side walk and I step on a crack I have to step on another one with my other foot on the exact same spot and if i miss i have to keep evening it out till their both perfect. And then if I'm running and scrape my foot I have  to scrape the other one. And I always sleep naked unless I'm in someone elses bedding, but if its mine I will even if I'm at a bro's house.

Jul 11 2011 1:16AM
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ButteredToast.
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I just did this.

Damnit I'm going to do this all the time now.
Jul 11 2011 1:17AM
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babooski92
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i do the same exact thing walking on the sidewalk.

i also do something similar while driving. if i drive over a pothole or bump with my right tires i will try to hit something with my left tire so i equal it out
Jul 11 2011 1:27AM
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SteezBoss69
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When I'm in the car, I flex my legs every time I pass a telephone pole.

When I go to bed, I lay face down; when I want to fall asleep, I turn to lay on my side.

I purposefully crack my toes, and stretch my ankles when I am in class.

When I'm mountain biking, I always go right pedal forward.
Jul 11 2011 1:39AM
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Skiing.Nz
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If I'm in no hurry I'll always sit down in the shower sometimes have a nap feels so good!
Jul 11 2011 1:52AM
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CluckaChuck
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Words to live by
Jul 11 2011 1:55AM
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CluckaChuck
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thought i was the only one
Jul 11 2011 2:00AM
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I.B
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Oh my god.

I do everyone of these things.

Jul 11 2011 2:03AM
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Prepreip
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1. I love giving myself foot cramps throughout the day
2. I have to run hot water when I go to the bathroom
3. I ate only cheese burgers for approx. 3 months straight about 3 years ago
Jul 11 2011 2:06AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Sometimes when I have an itchy butthole, I just fart really hard and loud and the itch goes away. Feelsgoodman.img
Jul 11 2011 2:08AM
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jca
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not really something that no one knows about, but all this naked talk has inspired me to tell newschoolers that I get naked about 80% of the time I get intoxicated.
Jul 11 2011 2:09AM
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