got a blowjob from a cute lifty girl at the top of Mtn Cheif at Copper mtn. and that little shack on palmer midway... i pooped in a bag once cause i had to shit like no other.
but really being a lifty sucks dick. every one is having way way more fun than you.
on Mtn cheif as well. one time we had a 110 mph gust that blewn in a window... it was me and a patrolers waiting till it calmed down enough to ski down. i was scared.. cause when that gust hit there was people on the chair... skethcy shit.
and i caught a kid who fell like 15 feet up. had a mild rollback once. the worst day was i came in late. the only time at copper. and they stuck me on the majic carpet right in the middle of it all. so im sitting there pissed at the world and it started dumping i mean.. im from mt hood and it snow like a mother fucker there.. and it was dumping i2 inch a hour. and this one women and her kid refused to leave the carpet. and then she asked me to get a snow cat and groom the 50 foot slope.. i told her no. and she got pissy so i took those giant shovel slides and rode it down like a snowboard to make a run for the kid...
once at pucci at timberline. my cousin and i were quite bored so we dug a tunnel under the ramp and made aport hole so you could yell at people and scare kids.... it was awesome. oh and fuck Pucci. worst lift ever.
but the art of the ninja poop... amazing.
one time i was on the park chair, and at the top of the lift, just as I am about to get off, my tall t gets stuck on the chair. so i give the lifty a solid yell to stop the chair so I can untangle my shirt, but the dude is passed the fuck out. Sine the chair isnt a detachable chair, i get whipped around and my tall t gets ripped. It made me look like a complete idiot.
I dont wear tall t's anymore.