Stevens Pass 2011-2012

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FUCK YES.

That just made my day. I don't even care that they're always wrong.

Jul 21 2011 11:00PM

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I am going to drive up hwy 2 tomorrow and find a snow patch then try to climb up to it and ski it. This will be interesting~

Jul 22 2011 9:20PM

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It's up there if you want to go and get in.

om nom nom~

Jul 24 2011 5:28PM

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Super stoaked for next season, round coping on boxes please

Jul 24 2011 10:20PM

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yea! I forgot about this, David ordered 'em. :D

Jul 25 2011 3:39PM

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I dont know if you all know this but were only halfway done with our summer season at hood.....just built a new park in fact. 3 jumps, 18 ft pipe, 10 rails and boxes......I agree with Scott29 the seasons not over yet

Jul 25 2011 6:16PM

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just an FYI I will be hiring a Systems Administrator here in the next couple weeks. it's full-time, seasonal (that means 40 hours a week, august- to about end of april) so i need somebody that is willing to work with the seasonal schedule

many don't know me on this site but please drop me a line @ jeremiah.shaver@stevenspass.com and I will be sure to review your application

i'm not on this site very often so use the e-mail above

cheers!

Jul 25 2011 7:53PM

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p-fo

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Everything in that park is amazing except the second jump. Good thing you guys left the old line up.

Jul 26 2011 8:54PM

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Well Justin got new park skis a few days ago, so now I'm so stoked on having a real job and making money so I can do the same. I'm freaking out, I can't really ski or snowboard till November, but I'm stoked.

If anyone knows of a place that is renting for the season, like a room or something, let me know. Thanks!

Jul 26 2011 11:22PM

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Can we likeeeeee get one?

Jul 27 2011 5:26PM

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How close to the mt do you want to be?

Jul 27 2011 7:18PM

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BASEDRILEY

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Pro Tip: You can see were the wizard changed into a log from the base of Stevens.

Jul 29 2011 3:57PM

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Might be car camping a few good nights this season.

Jul 30 2011 2:28AM

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I do not do the ordering. However, I have made my opinion clear to Gregg about what I and you people want.

Jul 30 2011 12:20PM

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pro tip= very pro

Jul 30 2011 1:00PM

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Hmmmmm. Looks like Stevens might be home this year. :D

Jul 30 2011 10:17PM

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BASEDRILEY

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Silly gypsy moving all the time.

Jul 31 2011 1:51AM

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Well, I wouldn't be a very good gypsy if I didn't.

Jul 31 2011 3:42AM

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For what, two weeks?

Aug 1 2011 2:22AM

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haaaaa ha. actually, im moving home!!! for realzzzz

Aug 1 2011 3:34PM

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David you'll have to butter some waffles at Stevens for me this season. I don't know if there are any waffles in Ohio....

Aug 1 2011 6:24PM

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there will be plenty

Aug 1 2011 7:43PM

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This is exactly what I was thinking.

Aug 1 2011 7:45PM

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close. Baring or further up..or east of the mtns is dope too. Just a lot of traveling would suck

Aug 3 2011 2:32PM

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Ok we desperately need one of these guys for stevens pass~

Ski Patroller Swinging a Machete Around from UnofficialNetworks.com on Vimeo.

Aug 5 2011 5:21PM

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Alright. August is almost over. We're getting the beginnings of things done for this next year in the park.

From the planning and chatting that I've done, we're looking to be more jibby this coming year. Additionally, we want to be better in touch with the riders who use the park.

So here's your first chance to affect what we do this year: what do you want to see this year?

What types of jibs get you most excited?

Do you like Pro Line at large size?

What types of jumps would you like to see?

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps?

How did you feel about the comps last year?

What jibs are most essential to build this fall?

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe?

Do you care about the pipe?

My hope is that I can collect a bunch of feedback, find some commonalities, and then try to please as many people as possible with our offerings for this year.

Also, if you're serious about a park job for this winter, get in touch with me. Note that you need to be at least 18 and able to work full time, holidays, etc late November through late April. It's a job, not a ski vacation, and regardless of how you hear about it there's still a hiring process and all that good stuff.

Aug 23 2011 3:22AM

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what do you want to see this year? Lots of snow
What types of jibs get you most excited? The ones with naked girls on them
Do you like Pro Line at large size? No, Grant will bitch like a PMSing 12 year old girl if that shit is not bigger then some of these kids Tall-Ts
What types of jumps would you like to see? The ones that don't have Grant bitching like a 12 year old girl PMSing
Would you rather have more jibs than jumps? Only if they come with the previously mentioned nipping naked girls
How did you feel about the comps last year? I don't think I was at a single one, but they were probably lacking naked female cheerleaders.
What jibs are most essential to build this fall? The ones with naked chicks on stripper poles, and ones that keep Grant from bitching like a girl Scott~ would be attracted too.
Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe? Strippers! and what ever keeps Grant from bitching.
Do you care about the pipe? If it was steeper, built right, did not suck, or had strippers!

Aug 23 2011 12:58PM

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I see a pattern here ^

Aug 23 2011 1:44PM

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What types of jibs get you most excited?
down bars, dfd, up rails
Do you like Pro Line at large size?
yes, i like to have enough air to fully urinate myself
What types of jumps would you like to see?
one or two super poppy ones, like the one at hood during WCS, a kinda flat, tall, skiiercross style stepdown, and a jump line that increases length as you go down. so say, a 20 ft, to 30 ft to 40 ft and so on
Would you rather have more jibs than jumps?
I dont mind the ratio at stevens, but i would like a few more jibs, yes.
How did you feel about the comps last year?
didn't attend any but i heard they were rad
What jibs are most essential to build this fall?
good boxes, more down bars than the candy cane, and...make a cannon option on the side of one of the jump lines.
Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe?
JIBS AND JUMP
Do you care about the pipe?
no

Aug 23 2011 2:59PM

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I use the blood of a unicorn fetus stollen from it's mothers womb. I presented the horn to David, in the hopes of winning his favor, but he denied me the honor, for Scott~ who promptly cheated on him.

Aug 23 2011 4:13PM

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What types of jibs get you most excited? tubes/lift towers, and no more square coping

Do you like Pro Line at large size? as big as you can get them

What types of jumps would you like to see? waterfall needs to be stepup-ish, the second jumps amount of pop needs to match the pitch of the landing, and the third one needs to be a stepdown

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps? no the ratio is good just the quality is uneven

How did you feel about the comps last year? need a slope comp

What jibs are most essential to build this fall? a double elbowing dfd with a donkey dick

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe? unless its a full size halfpipe cut with the zaug its not worth it

Do you care about the pipe? nope

Aug 23 2011 5:40PM

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oh and this

Aug 23 2011 6:01PM

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i want lift towers/mailboxes
round coping on boxes
a frame rails
a medium jump line thats like 25-30-35 and are poppy
keep the large jump line

do somthing with that trail that goes to the left that never has anything on it. jibs/medium jumps for more intermediet people

Aug 23 2011 6:53PM

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what do you want to see this year? Improved boxs, smoother landings.

What types of jibs get you most excited? A frame, down rails, and flat down.

Do you like Pro Line at large size? Like junks and Jr's huge, but water fall at a medium size 35-45ft

What types of jumps would you like to see? Smooth tranistions, poppy and regular lips.

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps? yes as long as they were set up well.

How did you feel about the comps last year? Mehh

What jibs are most essential to build this fall? sick ones.

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe? Maybe if the halfpipe was big and cut right.

Do you care about the pipe? not really.

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So here's your first chance to affect what we do this year: what do you want to see this year? More David Steele with his shirt off.

What types of jibs get you most excited? Anything involve David Steele and a large pole.

Do you like Pro Line at large size? I love many large things.

What types of jumps would you like to see? Ones made by David Steele's beard trimmings

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps? Whichever had the most pole involved.

How did you feel about the comps last year? David Steele's wet t-shirt contest was the best all year.

What jibs are most essential to build this fall? The David Steele power bottom double jib

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe? Didn't you already ask this question?

Do you care about the pipe? Been know to enjoy laying some pipe from time to time.

Aug 23 2011 8:51PM

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Based on my couple days of skiing Stevens last winter I have this input:

what do you want to see this year? The upper, flatter part of the park used for more jibs instead of jumps as well as the lower flats.
What types of jibs get you most excited? A good mix. Would be cool to see some barrel/lift tower type features and some cool creative setups. Round coping, lots of narrow boxes like Timberline has in different configurations.
Do you like Pro Line at large size? When I remember to wax.
What types of jumps would you like to see? Standard park style, slight stepdown, mostly table; some stepups. All medium poppy. Upper jumps can be all sorts of different.
Would you rather have more jibs than jumps? I like as much of both as I can get.
How did you feel about the comps last year?
What jibs are most essential to build this fall? The lift tower pipe things.
Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe? Jibs and jumps.
Do you care about the pipe? Only if it's good.

Aug 23 2011 11:12PM

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what do you want to see this year?

more creative features. I want to ask myself "how the fuck do you hit that?" at least once this season.

What types of jibs get you most excited?

ones with multiple options to hit the same feature

Do you like Pro Line at large size?

YES! good gaper deterrent too. I loved the 4 pack this year, don't change a thing

What types of jumps would you like to see?

a cut-out jump like the waterfall at the end of (last season, maybe one before?) but put somewhere else.

and a jump to butterpad to lip and a side jump to the butterpad. more step-ups, there can always be more step-ups. and a quarterpipe!

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps?

NO. NEVER.

How did you feel about the comps last year?

fun, well run, keep it up.

What jibs are most essential to build this fall?

Gong bonk

up box was cool, put that back in.

WALL RIDE, but set it up better.

DFD with side entry lip @ the 2nd down.

I'd really like to see a quarter pipe with a rail at the coping, like skatepark vert

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe?

both? another mini pipe would be fun, I love those. If I HAD to pick: MOAR jumps/jibs

Do you care about the pipe?

Yes, but I know even if it did get put in, it wouldn't get the maintenance it needs, to stay fun all season. I would like a quarter pipe though.

Aug 23 2011 11:17PM

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I would like a Stalin/Mao/Kim sized marble statue of David Steele's Beard at the top of the park that we could sacrifice pineapples on with a flaming obsidian knife. I have been wanting to make an obsidian blade for a while now.

David, give me a call when you can, we need to discuss skiing next week.

Aug 23 2011 11:33PM

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What types of jiberish get you most excited? i guess the old stuff is pretty sweet.

Do you like penis at a large size? i uh...not sure if thats an appropriate question...

What types of lumps would you like to see? definitely some lady lumps

Would you rather have more jiberish than lumps? i would rather posses ladies with no more than two lumps...

How did you feel about the craps last year? yea the lodge food did give me the craps i guess.

What pibs are most essential to build this fall? i had to urban dictionary that one, "pibs" , interesting word. don't build any

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a weedpipe? gonna have to say jumps

Do you care about the pipe? definitely not when skiing XP

some interesting questions in here david...

Aug 23 2011 11:46PM

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I agree with everything he said, especially I'd really like to see a quarter pipe with a rail at the coping, like skatepark vert

Aug 23 2011 11:46PM

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Thanks for the input, everyone. If you haven't weighed in, please do so.

Aug 24 2011 11:12PM

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So here's your first chance to affect what we do this year: what do you want to see this year?
people having fun

What types of jibs get you most excited?
The kind that keep people in the park

Do you like Pro Line at large size?
I dont know, do you like doing extra work?

What types of jumps would you like to see?

Would you rather have more jibs than jumps?

How did you feel about the comps last year?
Not enough shenanigans

What jibs are most essential to build this fall?
TRASH CANS EVERYWHERE
Also a metal candy cane that jib rats will think is hilarious to lick, but they will get their tongues stuck

Would you rather more jibs and jumps, or a halfpipe?
bobslide track

Do you care about the pipe?

I dont smoke~

Aug 24 2011 11:32PM

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Im thinking we should play a forum game this season.

Somebody makes up a challenge related to stevens pass, and then another person posts a picture/video/proof of the task being completed and makes up a new task. As long as people dont pick ridiculous shit like dub flipping off tye rock it should be fun. Also doesnt really have to be skiing. A challenge could be to try to pick up some random snow bunny, or find a guy in a one piece and ask him if his suit comes with a poop flap~

Actually now that I think about it, it would probably be better for someone to propose 1-3 challenges at a time, and you need only complete 1 so the game doesnt stall out~

Aug 26 2011 1:57AM

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I'll start,

this one is spring related though, so it is going to be up all season.

While riding up big chief with a ripping young lass, convince her to take off her bra and toss it in the bra tree. IT has to be the the bra she is WEARING when she gets on the lift. THE BRA MUST LAND IN THE BRA TREE. Document it with video (even gapers have cameras attached to their heads these days), or do it in front of me, and you win. *A good video clip would be filmed from a goPro/Contour attached to the tip of your ski*

I will give something cool from my pile of cool things to the first person to do this. There are a lot of really cool things in my cool things pile. The hotter the girl, the cooler the thing.

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