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If the West Coast Fell into the Ocean...

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alpentalik
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If the west coast fell into the pacific you guys would have to eat farm raised salmon.


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May 29 2002 6:33PM
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tremblantripper
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ah crap, i dont want that to happen.....

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May 29 2002 6:34PM
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alpentalik
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i can't breath


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May 29 2002 6:55PM
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WAskier720
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oh man the water is getting closer

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts

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May 29 2002 7:08PM
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WAskier720
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eric we should get naked together to stay warm

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts

YANKS SUCK!!!!!

May 29 2002 7:50PM
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five0
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if the west coast sinks into the ocean..then the east coast is dominant..i would rule...then id become masculine
yes..im the imfamous one who was tipped over in a parto pottie....yes ladies ive showered since then...
May 29 2002 7:55PM
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mammothpunks
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if that ever would happen, most the ski areas would still be attached to the US but we would get beachfront property. only the far west side such as LA and SFO would break off. that wouold be sweet though - no more LA tourists at mammoth :)
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May 29 2002 8:24PM
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alpentalik
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but what about the salmon?


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May 29 2002 9:42PM
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five0
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i dont like fish man
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May 29 2002 9:58PM
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WAskier720
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we will just bring the fish to the highground in our pants

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts

YANKS SUCK!!!!!

May 29 2002 10:03PM
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Drail
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umm... if the west coast went into the ocean than why would the fish disapear? wouldn't they just like... still be in the water? the fish don't live on the beaches dude, they live in the water - am i the only one who noticed that?

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May 29 2002 10:14PM
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alpentalik
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I thought about that, but it wouldn't be the same.


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May 29 2002 10:16PM
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WAskier720
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what are you talking about living in the water fish live on land bro

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts

YANKS SUCK!!!!!

May 29 2002 10:19PM
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alpentalik
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Dude! I forgot brah!


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May 29 2002 10:37PM
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Joos
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I guess our salmon exports would just increase. Raising the price to buy salmon locally, which would lead to bankrupt companies... then people couldn't afford to go skiing so the ski fields would close and argh#@#$

What gravity?
May 30 2002 12:05AM
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PhattTim
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blame Canada, hehe

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May 30 2002 12:31AM
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mammothpunks
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ski fields? i dont know about but i sure as hell dont ski in fields!
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May 30 2002 1:18AM
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powder99
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there would still be a west coast it will just be more inland

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May 30 2002 1:25AM
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1080chick
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we wouldn't be able to ski.....*sniff*
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May 30 2002 1:37AM
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zoltyi
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It would be funny as hell watching all the Hollywood folk cry as their million dollar beach front homes sank.


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May 30 2002 9:21AM
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alpentalik
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WHAT ABOUT SASQUATCH? Where would sasquatch go?


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May 30 2002 2:52PM
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freeskiCharley
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my house floats.

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May 30 2002 3:33PM
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WAskier720
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cardboard floats right? well then charlei my house floats too

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May 30 2002 5:07PM
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123ski
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well my house is higher than the ocean is deep
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May 31 2002 3:19AM
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iliketoski
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Washington, Oregon and Idaho are going to break off nad form cascadia
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Jun 1 2002 1:02AM
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Diabhal
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The sasquatches would all have to goto the Kootneys and Drink kokanee beer, such is the fate of the sasquatch should the west coast sink into the ocaen.
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Jun 1 2002 1:55AM
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theabortionator
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We'd all be fucked
May 20 2010 4:35AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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whats with you bumping old as shit threads right now?
May 20 2010 5:02AM
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feihlination
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phrase of the week: "summer NSG"
May 20 2010 5:14AM
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PacificRimJob
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nice bump haha.


If the west coast fell into the ocean, it would only be from San Francisco down to the middle of southern california.

All the good skiing would be spared!
May 20 2010 5:49AM
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1337
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thank god, maybe it would also save cali some money and get them back on track financially.
May 20 2010 8:50AM
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feihlination
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so were treating this as it would happen tomorrow or what?
May 20 2010 8:58AM
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apcaipse
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I was reading this and got confused as fuck when the sigs weren't gray.
May 20 2010 9:22AM
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WikiWiki
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if peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis- epic win right there
May 20 2010 9:39AM
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PacificRimJob
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That makes no sense. LA, SF, SJ, OAK, and SD would all be underwater... That's like 60% of the population... and every single important economical centre in the state... only the Valley Cities would be saved...

Sacramento and Fresno would be our largest cities at which point. Ew.



May 20 2010 8:14PM
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skiminnesota
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ide prob have a party in celebration?
May 20 2010 8:27PM
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theabortionator
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True, were all broke financially. They really need to start legalizing some drugs and taxing them
May 21 2010 5:29PM
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PacificRimJob
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Oh yay all the californians are dead! SWEET...
May 22 2010 2:22AM
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babysteeze84
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Not to mention all of our sick resorts and back country (half of Tahoe, Mammoth, June Mt, Mt Baldy when it snows is pretty fantastic, Mt. Whitney) would be under water... I'm confused why skiminnesota would celebrate that... Maybe he has never been to the west coast and therefore does not understand the greatness of the Sierras?
May 22 2010 2:33AM
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Funnel
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Fresno- fuck yeah! Fresno County was ranked one of the world's largest agricultural economies. CA would still have a somewhat strong economy with just agriculture, but you lose your ports and tech centers (silicoln valley). However, you lose the vary and the whole state is fucked and even America is kinda fucked since CA is 14% of the American economy.

I feel like a dumbass for making a serious reply.
May 22 2010 3:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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Got one of these in my fridge:
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I think I shall go eat it now.
May 22 2010 3:06AM
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