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Describe your most unusual sexual experience using a haiku

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
First line is five syllables

Second line is seven syllables

Third line is five syllables
May 19 2011 4:17AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
hilarious thread
May 20 2011 10:08AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
5
7
5

on my knees in park
working with hand in the dark
awkward cumshot fail
May 20 2011 11:31AM
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TheReverend
Posts: 364 - Karma: 31
it feels really good

rub a dub dub till i cum

Forever Alone.


May 20 2011 12:56PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
haha this one is a winner.
May 20 2011 1:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
2 girls and 1 cup
Fun and games, vomit and butts
Fucking disgusted.
May 20 2011 1:17PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,258
it should be more like this:


2 girls and 1 cup
fun and games, vomit and butts
let me lick it up
May 20 2011 1:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hahaha thanks vinnie
May 20 2011 1:20PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
hahahahaha oh my god this thread, so many lols
May 20 2011 1:23PM
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flaming_bases
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
she was a blonde babe
she licked my balls and loved it
Chlamydia sucks
May 20 2011 1:27PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,258
munching on her rug
on my tongue I feel a tug
oh god! fucking teeth!
May 20 2011 1:30PM
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Ghini
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many lols in here.. going to work on a nice one..
May 20 2011 1:48PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428

Guess my periods on
Boyfriend knows about the flow.
Backdoor, here we go.
May 20 2011 2:41PM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
bahahaha.


May 20 2011 2:55PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Bump
May 20 2011 10:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
wat
May 20 2011 10:15PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
Pass out in the street
And woke up in the shower
Puking on her head
May 20 2011 11:35PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
kneeling on the floor
started goin slow
built up speed
FASTER
FASTER
TOOOO FAASSSTTT!!!!!
Rash on mah knees :(
May 20 2011 11:37PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
she was a ginger
May 21 2011 12:22AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
effin mobile ns
May 21 2011 12:23AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,258
I went out to tea
with just my grandma and me
in the ass for free
May 21 2011 12:26AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

Drinking to the max

Handcuffed to a pick up truck

Leather Chaps? Mollases?

May 21 2011 12:32AM
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iLoveLamp
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
fucked up at house party
slay poon in master bedroom
math teacher sleeps here
May 21 2011 3:16PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
once raw dogged a blonde
her vagina was so tight
woke to blood stained dick
May 21 2011 3:26PM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6638 - Karma: 10,532
that's not me
May 22 2011 8:43AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
i dont want to spend the time
doing this stupid thing
so frigg off.
May 22 2011 9:30AM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
girl riding my dick
little sister walks in room
knock next time dammit
May 22 2011 9:42AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Sprinting, I took off
Down the stairs, out the exit, my
Dad stopped the cam'ra
May 25 2011 4:16AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
She doesn't speak english
met her while partying naked
she sounds like anime porn

May 25 2011 4:26AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I actually think thats a pretty good poem, hahaha.
May 25 2011 5:20AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
Haha so good here is mine: my sisters best friend-do things on trampoline-sister is pissed
May 25 2011 10:17AM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
she sucked my dick
i jizzed in her hair
then she slapped me
May 25 2011 10:22AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
2 girls best of friends
sex with one wait 2 hours
Sex with other. trouble
May 25 2011 10:25AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
lolololol ew.
May 25 2011 10:26AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

chick is on her knees.

guess i owe her some flowers.

jerking off is free.

May 25 2011 2:05PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446

Im still a virgin

i'v only masturbated

i really need a girl

May 25 2011 2:36PM
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The.Man
Posts: 212 - Karma: 249
Cute.
May 25 2011 2:41PM
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1337
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lol@using alias to give yourself props
May 25 2011 4:49PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Get drunk as fuck
All other girls leave the party
Nasty fat chick stays....
May 25 2011 4:52PM
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MiraFFe
Posts: 177 - Karma: 12
HA! punch in the dick

Ight sick she's a 9
Head to her place for the night
Morning, oh shit, 6
May 25 2011 4:57PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Best I could have had
Condom rips as I roll it
Sent out with balls blue
May 25 2011 5:04PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
Broke off my penis
Threw it at her, but she ducked
Look out Joshepine!
May 25 2011 5:09PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
could not have just finished in mouth?
May 25 2011 5:15PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
Love this thread...nice work
May 25 2011 5:21PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Off-topic:

Mood was off, she wanted a hard bang and she left to exchange the very next day for a year. Oh well. That body though... If you threw a pebble at her mid-section, it would bounce off with a 'PINGGGGGGG!!'


Sigh.
May 25 2011 5:37PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
shoulda just pulled out
May 25 2011 6:00PM
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Username_42069
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about to get it

falls out of top bunk on face

that bitch was out cold


(dorms and bunk beds suck)


May 25 2011 6:04PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Yeeeah... I'm not going in unprotected with one-night stands.
May 25 2011 6:16PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
haha
May 25 2011 6:18PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
I was on acid
kissed friends little sis so that
i could start my quest
May 25 2011 6:21PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
hahahahahahahah so awkward
May 25 2011 6:22PM
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