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Describe your most unusual sexual experience using a haiku

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
First line is five syllables

Second line is seven syllables

Third line is five syllables
May 19 2011 4:17AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
For example:



Went to a party

Danced with a solid seven

Somehow peed in butt
May 19 2011 4:20AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Father's gone to friends

We have 25 minutes

I will need just five
May 19 2011 4:26AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
fuckin weirdo are you serious
May 19 2011 4:30AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
It is sexy time

But first pull out my moon cup

It is stuck inside
May 19 2011 4:33AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
What is going on

You are meant to be asleep

These are shit roofies
May 19 2011 4:37AM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
In the car with boy
Opened mouth to play with toy
Got sick and threw up

May 19 2011 4:41AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

Hair With Pine Needles

Above The Sandy River

Love Lost Summer Camp



woo had dust off the old brain for that one.
May 19 2011 4:59AM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6638 - Karma: 10,532
haha excellent
May 19 2011 5:15AM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
hahahahah did you throw up on his dick?
May 19 2011 6:17AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Has not happened yet
The following is true though
Party last weekend

Grinding, she grinds hard
Back against the wall, feel heat
Next day, a back rash.
May 19 2011 6:32AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
he*
May 19 2011 6:47AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Not everybody dances with guys like you, Mike. I saw that solid 7 you went to the dance with...
May 19 2011 6:49AM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6638 - Karma: 10,532
Hot girls in dirndls.

Party time in Austria.

Mushroom stamp on face.

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May 19 2011 6:49AM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
black out at seven

wake up chained in a basement

my penis is missing
May 19 2011 6:52AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
well i lost it
May 19 2011 7:00AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
tried to be real cool
slipped and broke my jaw
fucked in ambulance
May 19 2011 9:45AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
smoked some crystal meth
threesome with a bear and pig
create man-bear-pig
May 19 2011 10:15AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
was drinking at home

bo peep came in and approached

bit my dick went home
May 19 2011 10:17AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
go out to party
see hot ass cougar mother
bone that shit all night



/claim
May 19 2011 10:18AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
I put you at 10 just so that I could put you at 0 again
May 19 2011 10:44AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
so good


May 19 2011 10:45AM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
stoked cause she was wet
next morning woke up in bed
all i saw was red

srsly though...
May 19 2011 10:54AM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
eeeewww...

been drinking since five,

friend said she was a model.

my friend lies a lot.
May 19 2011 11:08AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
Friend said shes seventeen
Made out until I felt pokes
Bitch had braces...fuck
May 19 2011 11:17AM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
getting first handjob
blow my load into own palm
run downstairs naked
May 19 2011 11:22AM
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incognegroe
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
my car broke down

walked through the woods to get help

now im a centipede
May 19 2011 12:01PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
this thread has delivered so many lols




right now im to drunk

so that condom wont go on

wheres the coat hanger?
May 19 2011 1:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
She's solid seven

urinate in her buttocks

Epic win for me
May 19 2011 1:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
She's solid seven

urinate in her buttocks

Claim thread on NS
May 19 2011 1:24PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hahaha best one by far.
May 19 2011 1:25PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
finger hot hipster
then she licks my fingers dry
this girl loves herself?
May 19 2011 1:29PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Went to the local mall

American Eagle blows

Til you get blown in the store
May 19 2011 1:29PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
fuck ugly stranger
dry-humps my dick til it hurts
thanks a lot, vodka
May 19 2011 1:31PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
mythreads.
May 19 2011 1:40PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Threads.
May 19 2011 1:44PM
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DLAM
Posts: 341 - Karma: 38
Never got it in
Masturbate Regularly
On Chatroullette now
May 19 2011 1:49PM
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OnePlank
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 60
I drove to the U
Met her in a parking lot
Came in 2 minutes
May 19 2011 1:52PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
one time i peed blood
and i only played in the mud
amoxicillin
May 19 2011 1:55PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
too much everclear
butch blonde plays college rugby
why 'stache smell like fish?
May 19 2011 2:04PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
Took some good acid
Left party to fuck in car
To spun to finish


May 19 2011 2:04PM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
hahahah
May 19 2011 2:05PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
decided to bone
while recording the action
father opened door
May 19 2011 2:10PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I think this one deserves a short narrative. Story time.
May 19 2011 2:24PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
dancing in high school
grinding while gripping hips
my dick vomited
May 19 2011 2:33PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
laughed so hard. is it weird that while reading these i'm actually counting the syllables on my fingers?
May 19 2011 2:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sex in amsterdam
meet dirty hooker on street
dick rots and falls off
May 19 2011 2:55PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
why is she so dry?

at least her nipples are hard

oh wait, shes deceased
May 19 2011 2:57PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
SHE WAS LAYING THERE

WITH GREEN EYES AND LONG BLOND HAIR

and she was asleep............ O_o
May 19 2011 2:59PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Friends with benefits
Alcohol enhanced playtime
Bruised member result
May 19 2011 2:59PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
What I thought was

Vaginal juices was in

Fact mostly just blood.

Hahahahahah
May 19 2011 3:08PM
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