Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees
them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves
around the fire. The devil asks them, 'What are you
doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?' The two guys reply,
'Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice
and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,
eh.' The devil decides that these two aren't
miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next
morning he stops in again and they are still dressed in parkas,
toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, 'It's
awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?' Again
the two guys reply,' Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from
Canada, we're just happy for a chance to warm up a little
bit, eh.' This gets the devil a little steamed up and he
decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up
as high as it will go. The other people are wailing and
screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys
from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats,
grilling sausage and drinking beer. The devil is
astonished, 'Everyone down here is in absolute misery, and
you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.' The two
Canadians reply, 'Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out
when the weather's THIS nice.' The devil is
absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they
have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to
turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the
temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people
are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but
wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles
and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there
and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW
they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
like mad men!!! The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't
understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's
freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you
two???' The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise,
'Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the
Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.' GO LEAFS GO
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~aeden
-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??
We may be down a few guys, but that doesn't matter....It's not about who's not here, it's about who is...We need all the fans to rally together and make some noise! -Mats Sundin
