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Things to do while pooing

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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29

what are your favorite things to multiply the enjoyability of a relaxing shit?

personally i like to read

May 3 2011 5:45PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,481
NOTHING, fuckin idiot.
May 3 2011 5:46PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
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May 3 2011 5:46PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i get angry and like to get naked
May 3 2011 5:48PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i like to sit on my laptop
May 3 2011 5:49PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
My new favorite.
May 3 2011 5:50PM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2170 - Karma: 3,211

Bahaha. I just dont know why i laughed so much. +K anyways

May 3 2011 5:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
i like to look out the window

other fun things are doing it backwards, and while high
May 3 2011 5:51PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
Eat some food.
May 3 2011 5:52PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Watch TV cuz Im a baller.
May 3 2011 5:52PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
go on tinychat
May 3 2011 5:53PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
i see
May 3 2011 5:54PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
blumpkin
May 3 2011 6:18PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
bring laptop with you
May 3 2011 6:19PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
gameboy color plz
May 3 2011 6:19PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
That seems to be a favorite of some members.
May 3 2011 6:19PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
masturbate furiously
May 3 2011 6:20PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
well. personally i like to sit on the toilet and poop. idk about you.
May 3 2011 6:20PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
fap?
May 3 2011 6:20PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I just poo'd while I looked at this thread, but girls don't poo, so i just pretended to, Now im in the bath with mah laptop. I'm one classy bitch
May 3 2011 6:25PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
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May 3 2011 6:26PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
I shit in like 1 minute.


I don't sit on the toilet for an hour. Fuck that
May 3 2011 6:30PM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
Surf the web on my MacBook Pro.
May 3 2011 6:30PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
doodoodoo doododoodo dodododidododo

babing! babing!

Splosh!

"[damn i hate getting wet cheeks]"

(Mario whilst pooing.)
May 3 2011 6:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Eat a bowl of cereal
May 3 2011 6:30PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
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May 3 2011 6:32PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Angry birds.


May 3 2011 6:35PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
jack off
May 3 2011 6:38PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
the first 9 sentences there made me hate you, the 10th to 14th saved your life.
May 4 2011 4:50PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
smear poop on the wall.
May 4 2011 4:53PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
I brush my teeth while poopin in the morning. Gets me out the door much quicker.
May 4 2011 4:54PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
i think you mean the first 9 words ????????????
May 4 2011 4:55PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
i think you mean the first 9 words ????????????
May 4 2011 4:55PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
well, im actually on ns right now while droppin a turd. I'm so productive while im on the toilet. I either bring in my laptop or a newspaper or a magazine and just try and get shit done. I feel like my most quality posts come when im pooing because i have time to sit and think about things whithout any distractions.
May 4 2011 4:55PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I think you meant to hit reply once, but alas yes, yes i did
May 4 2011 4:56PM
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TheHuggyBear
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May 4 2011 4:58PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Mobile NS!!
May 4 2011 5:03PM
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ORDEAL
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May 4 2011 5:06PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
Hahahaha
May 4 2011 5:09PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Make really good poo faces.

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May 4 2011 5:29PM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Made my night hahaha. +K fa sho.
May 5 2011 6:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
pooping naked while listening to music is about as good as it gets !

just make sure you take off your headphones in time to hear the splash :)
May 5 2011 6:29AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
the iphone= the best thing to happen in pooing since toilet paper
May 5 2011 8:37AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
So....... you make stool all over your laptop?
May 5 2011 8:38AM
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Bluenose
Posts: 78 - Karma: 16
Shank? Shit and a wank
May 5 2011 9:03AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i like to save "shaving" for when i'm under the shower, shower+shaving+brushing teeth can all be combined easily :)
May 5 2011 9:07AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
don't you poop on it then?
May 5 2011 9:19AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
meth
May 5 2011 9:22AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
God invented wireless internet for a reason
May 5 2011 10:19AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
I like to pretend my pants are up so it's like I'm shitting my pants. I'm so deviant.


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May 5 2011 10:38AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Being that I'm lactose intolerant, sitting on the pot is the only time I can get a big bowl of cereal in.
May 5 2011 11:16AM
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