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A story of why not to mess with boarder guards...

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NeilTurener
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OK.. this happend to my friend arond the olympics just after canada beat the usa in mens hockey... He was driven to vermont from montreal canada like usual and evrything went fine at the boarder, just as the boarder guard was about to say go on my friend desides to say ' so we kicked your ass in hovkey huh?' just then the guard tells him to get out of the car and stand aganst it with legs open... before he evan new it the boarder guards finguers where in his ass checking for drugs... nasty,
May 28 2002 4:56PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats fuckin rough man, i never like fingers up my ass.......well, 'cept that one time..........





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May 28 2002 4:58PM
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Natedawg
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aaaaaaugh!
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May 28 2002 7:16PM
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May 28 2002 7:18PM
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1080chick
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haha
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May 28 2002 7:20PM
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tremblantripper
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i think the boarder guard was just looking for an excuse to stick his fingers up his ass

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May 28 2002 7:35PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Oh man!!!
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May 28 2002 7:36PM
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FreshCoast
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That Border Guard Does not represent the views of his fellow americans! Probally not a good thing to say, but still that is nasty!
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May 28 2002 7:49PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
mabey he was gay?

who knows - but when ur crossing the border never say stuff like we're from Canada eh, cuz the border gaurds....they just dont like that

May 28 2002 8:19PM
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Drail
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US Boarder guards are hardcore... one time Doug and I drove across the boarder in his van and they asked us 'do you have any drugs on you?' than went on to ask us if we had any sepecific drugs (ie - coke, acid, etc...). it was mad sketch.

I'm not going to get into the other boarder stories involving the van..

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May 28 2002 8:24PM
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sirjibsalot
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ewwwwwww sick
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May 28 2002 8:30PM
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Gdawg3
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Sick...., I can tell you most of the hockey fans in the US don't like sticking fingers up guys asses.


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May 28 2002 8:34PM
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AppSkier
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most people in the us dont follow hockey either.


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May 28 2002 10:30PM
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yeti
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i swear to god if another man EVER puts his fingers in my ass he will get the worst beating of his life. I don't care what border he defends and how much fucking firepower they have...i will beat him within an inch of his rectal massaging life!!!!!!


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May 28 2002 11:16PM
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dspin7x
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yea he didnt really have reason to do that just for saying that but they can be dicks because they have to after the WTC
May 28 2002 11:19PM
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fairygirl
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One time, when I was going through the border to WA, the boarder guards tore the material off of the inside of our car doors... I was, like, nine so I had no idea what they were looking for. I was traveling with my grandma at the time, and she does not look like a druggie. (Tee hee.. My grandma on drugs... Anyways..) They didn't find anything. It was crazy.


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May 29 2002 2:41AM
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skipimp_
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are you sure they didn't find anything, i heard your grandma was a heavy player in that shit, i picked off her a few times





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May 29 2002 3:22PM
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emilie_55
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i think that that is the nastiest thing that ive ever heard..i would be scared for life...ahhh....
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May 29 2002 4:38PM
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zoltyi
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That sucks but it's a good leason to learn becuase border guards can do whatever they want.

My friends and i got pulled over and searched at the border coming back from Montreal. They asked us if we did/bought or were offered any drugs while we were there. We said no and they searched the car anyway.


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May 29 2002 4:42PM
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Blademasta
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LOL on my way home from a us trip the border guard stopped us and gave us a check he started looking through ALL of our bag and didnt find anything cause in all the dirty clothes bags we had a crapload of liqor from vodka and rum to beer and mikes.
May 29 2002 5:05PM
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alpentalik
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I hope we beat Canada next olympics so I can say that to the canadian boarder guard, a free finger fuck is a free finger fuck.


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May 29 2002 6:03PM
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Pipe_Munky
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the last time i went to a buffalo bills game we took a bus and of course made the stop at the duty free. we bought about 30 cases of beer and a whole ton of other shit. on the way home, the gaurds ordered everyone off the bus and they seized everything. i think in total they got about 20 cases of beer, 15 cartons of cigarettes, 10 bottles of booze and then however many bottles of cologne and perfume people had bought. i'd say the total dollar amount they tool was about $2000+ CDN

fuckin boarders gaurds!



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May 29 2002 6:42PM
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PocketRocket
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one time when we crossed the border with my ski team (2 european coaches and 10 kids...just after 9/11) they asked why we're going to the states...my coach replied..'because it's snowing' (no snow here, snow there) they didnt think it was funny, and we spent like 5 hours there
May 29 2002 7:01PM
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kuoppis
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that sucks.
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May 30 2002 3:34PM
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Lord_Piot
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No man should have to go through a rectal cavity search. NO MAN. its just plain not cool

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May 30 2002 4:30PM
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rebel
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That is really funny.... as long as it never happens to me.
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May 30 2002 5:05PM
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