Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

River Monster's

profile picture
NCurry
Posts: 490 - Karma: 959
first of all... best show ever. second of all i know a bunch of you guys/girls fish so post pictures of your best catch. or any catch for that matter!
Apr 28 2011 3:04AM
1 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,439
It's all fake
Apr 28 2011 3:06AM
0 0
profile picture
AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
Bro. seriously, bro.

This is by far not even close to the best show ever. The dude is the most eccentric person ever, he over states things dramatically. He came to NZ and said there were Eels the devour people that fall into rivers. This is one of the funniest things ive heard for a while. Eels here get to about 3m max and thats a fucken massive one and they are the most docile animals ever, then he goes and soaks himself in fish guts and says "look, these eels are just savagely attacking me" its hilarious. Anyway I have NEVER heard of one single person being eaten by eels, ive been bitten on the finger and it feels kinda like a lamb sucking on your finger haha
Apr 28 2011 3:29AM
0 0
profile picture
--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Fuck no, eel bites are painful as hell ha.
Apr 28 2011 3:31AM
0 0
profile picture
Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
I fucking hate eels
Apr 28 2011 3:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
Biggest fish I ever caught, 250lb Halibut, last year in Alaska.
Apr 28 2011 4:33AM
0 0
profile picture
Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
holy cow, I thought that fish was just an empty sack
Apr 28 2011 4:36AM
0 0
profile picture
Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
I like the show, but this season has been pretty disappointing, especially the eel episode and the pacu (however you spell it). The stingray episode was alright
Apr 28 2011 10:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
that was a disturbing way to kill something. But I cant really think of a better way...
Apr 28 2011 10:54AM
0 0
profile picture
PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
haha i think one of the related videos is a guy shooting one like ten times with a pistol before they bring it on board.


River monsters is cool, jeremy wade is definitely a weird guy though it seems. I'd still take that job any day haha.

And to the new zealand fella, did you really say 3m eels??? that's huge, I've caught like 1m freshwater eels here in PA.
Apr 28 2011 11:12AM
0 0
profile picture
PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
You shut your whore mouth. Next thing you're gonna tell me that car repo show is fake too right??
Apr 28 2011 11:13AM
0 0
profile picture
*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
there is no apostrophe in "monsters"
Apr 28 2011 11:18AM
0 0
profile picture
PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Stupid sucker carp drunken night fishing
Click for larger image


Freshwater eel drunken night fishing
Click for larger image

muddy catfish drunken night fishing
Click for larger image

I like to fish at night in the summer...........drunk.
Apr 28 2011 11:20AM
0 0
profile picture
Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
thats the only way to fish


But seriously that guy on the show is a fuckin goon. 90% of the fish he talks about are docile as hell, sure they get big but they dont fucking eat people that swim with them.



What makes me laugh the most is when he gets all serious and acts like he's an "extreme" fisherman fishing for monsters. Yeah fucking right bud, you arent the only person fishing for massive fish, what makes you more likely to catch one....a fucking camera?

Apr 28 2011 11:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Its called "entertainment". A good host creates drama. This is TV 101. If I wanted to watch some fat old guy fish I would watch OLN.
Apr 28 2011 1:07PM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
haha wow. seems brutal but only better way would be a gunshot i guess. the comment "you couldve just let it sit there for 2 hours to die youre so mean" or whatever was classic though
Apr 28 2011 2:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
I love that show. One of the new ones featuring the long finned freshwater eels of New Zealand is nuts. Sheep falls into a river and while it is trying to climb out these things are eating it alive.
Apr 28 2011 3:04PM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
that show's like the quintessential watch-when-you're-stoned-out-of-your-mind-on-the-couch show. some douche goes after some crazy creatures with dramatic editing and dumb shots. fucking awesome
Apr 28 2011 3:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
great show, he caught a fucking monster sting ray
Apr 28 2011 3:10PM
0 0
profile picture
AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
these are some fucked up photos
Apr 28 2011 8:23PM
0 0
profile picture
chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
LOOL
Apr 28 2011 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
TheRealEvan.
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
just incase you are looking at this thread and have never seen this awesome show, here is a quick photo recap
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image

90% docile? maybe, but its still pretty badass
Apr 28 2011 9:02PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
he catches some badass fish but he's really annoying
Apr 28 2011 9:04PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)