Can't find my pillow too much clotes all-over my bed
thats right, semen. when i bed the ladies i usually end the encounter by ejaculating on their faces. naturally, some of it dribbles down onto my pillow, so ill turn my pillow over to sleep on the clean side. over time, the semen solidifies, sticking to both the underside of the pillow and the top part of the bed sheet, but since i dont want to be scratching my face as i try to sleep for the rest of the week, ill wash my pillow case. since im lazy, i often wont wash my bed sheets as often as i do my pillow case, which leads to semen residue accumulating under my pillow.
so yes, right now i probably have several week old semen under my pillow.