know why all those countries play soccer? cause they are poor as shit. soccer is the cheapest sport ever, you kick some tied together dead animal skin between two posts. all the real athletes are off signing multi-million dollar contracts, playin in stadiums that cost more than the GDP of columbia, and scoring hot babes in the mother fuckin land of the free. south america may kick our ass in soccer, but who gives two shits?! give PAblo, Juan, and Jorge a god damn hockey stick and see what happens. spoiler alert: it wont be pretty.
shit just got messi