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Fake doctor notes for school +K for help

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c.davis
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Ok so at my High school if you have over 7 absences you need to get a 77% on the final exam to earn credit for the class. So its my senior year and yes I do have over 7 but didnt realize that I am over until now. I have a doctors note saying that I was with them for one of the days but I need 3 days excused and that one is only for 1 day. So im pretty sure there is a way I can scan that paper onto the computer, make 3 copies of 3 different days and blank out the docs sig and just forge it myself. Im not a computer expert and maybe to some of you this would be very easy.


Long story short I have a doctors note and need to make 3 copies of it with 3 different dates so i dont need a 77% on my algebra 2 exam to pass the class and graduate

karma for the help
thanks
Apr 27 2011 2:24PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
copy note. upload to web. post in this thread. get help.
Apr 27 2011 2:25PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
bribe doctor?
Apr 27 2011 2:26PM
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.AR6rider.
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You're a senior in high school taking algebra 2? Something is very wrong here. How about you study and get a 77 percent, which shouldn't be very hard.
Apr 27 2011 2:26PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
haha this too. i mean, since when is it hard to get a 77% on a final in high school?
Apr 27 2011 2:28PM
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1337
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lrn2 maths and get a 77, not that hard to get actually. at my school thats a solid D.
Apr 27 2011 2:29PM
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c.davis
Posts: 791 - Karma: 79
Alright cool thanks

@ar6rider we can pick if we want to take a year off of a class if we want.. and so i decided to skip algebra 2 my senior year.. and study? no

Apr 27 2011 2:30PM
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VT_FLO
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lol senior in hs in algebra 2
Apr 27 2011 2:30PM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42
haha or instead of cheating yourself out of an education maybe you should just study hard.
Apr 27 2011 3:24PM
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smooticus
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or not study that hard. Its only algebra 2 dude, and 77% is not a big deal.
Apr 27 2011 3:35PM
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GayWolf420
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How about get to class on time? Its not that hard.
Apr 27 2011 3:37PM
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c.davis
Posts: 791 - Karma: 79
Alright I dont need 20 people to tell me how easy algebra 2 is and to just study.. im asking for help for anyone that knows how to edit documents very professionally
Apr 27 2011 3:47PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
So you came to NSG why?

If I knew what HS you went to, I'd send this thread to the school admins.

It's a C+. In algebra 2.

Grow a pair.

Study.
Apr 27 2011 4:02PM
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spiderwoman
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SUCK THE DOCTORS DICK
SWALLOW
??????
PROFIT!!!!!
Apr 27 2011 4:04PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
This. WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY?!
Apr 27 2011 4:04PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
what the fuck is algebra 2 and why are people saying that 77 is a c+
Apr 27 2011 4:05PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
A 77% is a B+ and maybe a A-... Thats not that easy if youre not good in math.
Apr 27 2011 5:12PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Maybe on Mars, that's a C.
Apr 27 2011 5:14PM
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justinstlaurent
Posts: 654 - Karma: 27
here in ottawa a 77% is a B+ 80% and over is A- to A+
Apr 27 2011 5:20PM
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DUKES
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yeah good luck in jail
Apr 27 2011 5:22PM
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connory998
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yep, why the fuck would a 77% be a D?
Apr 27 2011 5:40PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
you would only do that because you are a big fucking insecure snitch
Apr 27 2011 5:41PM
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californiagrown
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Apr 27 2011 5:46PM
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SeanTom
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OP pretty much this.

or you could just scan the note, open in photoshop. change the date. why is that so hard?
Apr 27 2011 5:49PM
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dmc12380
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Aren't you home schooled?
Apr 27 2011 6:13PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
If you get caught you're really fucked.


Just study every night for a half hour now 'till finals and you'll do well.
Apr 27 2011 6:17PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Says the kid who takes all online classes...but it's cool guys he knows the scoop
Apr 27 2011 6:21PM
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iLLbiLLy
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One year in HS i made a template from a doctors notes. My doctor always used a prewritten note and just signed it. I made fields for the date and the signature and found the correct font for the date. I used the warp tool on the signature to make it look a little different every time and changed the ink color. Work like a charm.
Apr 27 2011 6:37PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
either math is really hard in canadia or they really have to cut their standards for dumb kids.

for high school here it was
92+ is an A
83+ is a B
70+ is a c

and there are plenty of schools where 94+ is an A.
Apr 27 2011 6:41PM
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Funnel
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You're a sack of shit, man.
Apr 27 2011 6:45PM
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BrewskiJr
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Fuck you. Grades at my high school were nuts. F was a 69%. Now at college an F is a 59%. I feel like im getting away with murder.


fuckin Canadians.
Apr 27 2011 8:27PM
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californiagrown
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its all relative. ive had classes where a 62% was an A, and ive had classes where a 85% was a D(we mutinied in that class).

Apr 27 2011 8:30PM
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.AR6rider.
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In one of my classes that I'm taking right now (grad school) the class average is currently a 61%. The prof said not to worry, as everyone who gets over a 70% will come away with a 4.0. I'm rocking a 77% right now. Fuck yeah. The class average becomes a 3.0, and anyone who gets lower than a 50% fails. Grades are so fucked up after high school haha.

...when I was in high school it was 93-94 for an A, and it pretty much went down by 10%s.
Apr 27 2011 8:32PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
wow everyone on NS is so good at math. you guys are all super duper smart. you get As in everything.

inb4 more of this same shit for some reason.
Apr 27 2011 8:35PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
That's beside the point. The kid wants to photocopy and make fake doctor notes so that he can get out of taking a test, instead of putting in the minimal effort it would take to do well in the class. It has nothing to do with some of us being incredibly smart and really, really good looking. Wait...what are we talking about again?
Apr 27 2011 8:37PM
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BIGben*
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Scan. Use paint tomake date white. Write the good one on. ?????????? Profit
Apr 27 2011 8:39PM
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120494435941
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algebra is ez mode:

x-2=y  x=2

2x+8=y x=-4

those 2 concepts (its really one concept 2 examples) should get you atleast an 80% on that test lol

Apr 27 2011 8:47PM
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JIBpsy^^
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In my highschool its a 90 up is an A and 80 up is a B a 70 up is a C etc.
Apr 27 2011 8:53PM
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californiagrown
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ummmmm both of those are unsolvable. you got 2 unknowns(whats y=?), and dont try and claim its a system...cause its not.
Apr 27 2011 8:55PM
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.frenchy
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I feel you dude.

Fuck H.S math!

Apr 27 2011 8:58PM
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casanova.
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are you for real?
Apr 27 2011 9:02PM
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Funnel
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Same. I figured that all highschools were on the same grading scale.
Apr 27 2011 9:16PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Hahah in my high school (if I remember correctly)
A was 86+
B was 73+
Apr 27 2011 9:17PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 67
im a freshman and im in algebra 2...but to the OP, study!!!!!! forging those notes isnt really that great of an idea...i would say that if you plan on making it through college, study. it will come in handy later in life even though right now it wont think so. and i know im only a freshman but seriously, i have had just as much math as you and i would bet that studying is proven to help on tests...
good luck whatever path you take
Apr 27 2011 9:24PM
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ButteredToast.
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I get so fucking pissed when other people talk about grade scales for their schools.

95% and up being an A sucks huge dick.
Apr 27 2011 9:26PM
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TonyMacaroni
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 34
in my school above an 80 is an A. i think 85 is a legit A and 80 would be more A-
Apr 27 2011 9:29PM
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PeterWojnar
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you fucking serious? I'd have a 4.0 not counting APs like that... counting APs I'd have a 4.5 right now. Fuck that.



OP: It's not hard, you're just a tardo who refuses to acknowledge that you can't bullshit low-level math.
Apr 27 2011 9:33PM
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No_Dub
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um at my school algebra 2/trig is the standard junior class any there is no other maths except ones for college credit
Apr 27 2011 9:39PM
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NW_Rider
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About our stunning abs and chiseled features, Meekus.
Apr 27 2011 9:41PM
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Chickendodo
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Let's get orange mocha frappuccinos, and have a gasoline fight!
Apr 27 2011 9:51PM
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Chickendodo
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Let's get orange mocha frappuccinos, and have a gasoline fight!
Apr 27 2011 9:51PM
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