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Ohh FUUUCK!!!

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GBS
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So, trampoline season just started, all the snow is gona, and i put out my trampoline in my garden.  Iv'e been jumping on it like 4 hours a day the past week.
And today i was jumping as usual,   and then my mom comes out and orders me to get of '' that thing ''... I didn't understand why she said it, but i just got off of it.
Then she said '' This thing has been destroying the lawn and  the grass, and im NOT gonna let you ruin the garden with this,  it's ugly and big too!!! ''
She said that 3 years after SHE bought it to me...
Then she said i wasn't allowed to jump on it for 3 weeks, and she suddenly started to take it apart...

Now im like FUCK....  I have to either put it up in secret, jump on it, and then take it apart before she comes home from work, or i can jump to a friend, but he lives kinda long away, so that kinda sucks...

What to do?
Apr 26 2011 2:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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Give the trampoline to a friend who lives close by and jump on it there. Otherwise just talk to your mom and see if there's anywhere else in your lawn you can put it.
Apr 26 2011 2:48PM
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Peter.
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i think the answer is obvious, you need to go on a killing spree
Apr 26 2011 2:48PM
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eldridge
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wow
Apr 26 2011 2:49PM
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proZach
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you must be 12.
Apr 26 2011 3:02PM
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7-3instacall
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I think it is pretty obv that your lawn is wet. wait for it to be dry. till then, buy a ukulele and jam

Apr 26 2011 3:06PM
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Sean.Mc
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This.
Apr 26 2011 3:06PM
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No_Dub
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inseminate your mom
Apr 26 2011 3:10PM
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gabe.
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find like a wooded spot, assuming your not in a densely populated area and put it there

put it somewhere its not on grass (section of driveway?)

compromise to move it everyday

ask your neighbor if you can keep it in there yard
Apr 26 2011 3:10PM
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dispatchQ_main
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I can't wait.
Apr 26 2011 3:14PM
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RubberSoul
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i guess you could try to put it somewhere like a friend's house. though their insurance/their parents probably wouldnt be thrillled
Apr 26 2011 3:17PM
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Kratotalaga
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why after you jumping on it every day for 4 hours is she bitchin... u must have done something else to piss her off
Apr 26 2011 3:23PM
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BASEDaL
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mennapause?
Apr 26 2011 3:25PM
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Kratotalaga
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u must have a lot of time on ur hands also, after 4 hours jumping up and down on a tramp i would prly pass out, one hour is enough, get tired after like 20 minutes... damn u must have some endurance
Apr 26 2011 3:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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your problem is obvious:
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Apr 26 2011 3:27PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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clearly his mom is experiencing sexual frustration and needs to get laid.
Apr 26 2011 3:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i dont know what your yard is like, but maybe you could move it somewhere in your yard so that you can put plywood under the legs or something so that it won't trash the lawn and garden
Apr 26 2011 3:29PM
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cwillygood
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very obvious
Apr 26 2011 3:34PM
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messplay
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Apr 26 2011 3:34PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i didnt know 6 year olds were alouded on teh interwebz?
Apr 26 2011 3:56PM
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BASEDaL
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this made me lol
Apr 26 2011 3:58PM
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canterbury
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set up the tramp on your roof
Apr 26 2011 4:01PM
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GBS
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Hahaha love your answers =P im 14 not 6 btw... But problem is sooolved!  moved it to a friend, at last!
TREAD/
Apr 26 2011 4:22PM
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T-Holt
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Apr 26 2011 4:27PM
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Evan.M
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pee in her but
Apr 26 2011 4:30PM
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BIGben*
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Driveway??
Apr 26 2011 4:32PM
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RubberSoul
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that is so awesome and well done
Apr 26 2011 4:34PM
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CKpolicy
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CITIZEN SNIIIIIPS!
Apr 26 2011 6:12PM
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Kratotalaga
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i come on this site to watch and talk about skiing and to get a good laugh  and i just fulfilled one of those
Apr 26 2011 6:15PM
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