i was just logging out and i saw that this was the 'freeze forum quote of the moment':
'ok, listen here. the first thing you need to do is wait until your dad is in the shower. then, sneek up behind him with a video camera and film away! then right before he sees you, just for good measure, stick the camera up his ass '
Now that is fucked up, i had to post it
Bellisimo... Its Italian for grouse