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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
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If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
every night slenderman checks under his bed for Jon Olsson.
Apr 27 2011 2:20AM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears a jon olsson pajama!

when jon olsson falls into the water,he's not getting wet, the water gets jon olsson!
Apr 27 2011 3:43AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
Threads for so many lolz
Apr 27 2011 4:17AM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
amazing

i love nickyp, some homo
Apr 27 2011 4:27AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Jon Olsson knows where the chapstick is.
Apr 27 2011 5:01AM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
jon olsson broke chad's gap's ankle's, then blew it up.
Apr 27 2011 5:28AM
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Rob~
Posts: 143 - Karma: 16

HAHAHA

Jon Olsson died over 3 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Jon Olsson doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Apr 27 2011 6:46AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Whoa.... that could be the new funniest thing I have ever seen on this site.

Apr 27 2011 8:39AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
jesus walks on water. jon olsson walks on jesus.
Apr 27 2011 8:43AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Jon Ollson kills two pigs with one bird
Apr 27 2011 8:59AM
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justinstlaurent
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I would have to agree with that, that's probably the funnyest thing I've seen. and once you think about it, your mind get blown.
Apr 27 2011 9:02AM
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justinstlaurent
Posts: 654 - Karma: 27
I would have to agree with that, that's probably the funnyest thing I've seen. and once you think about it, your mind get blown.
Apr 27 2011 9:02AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
God may have created the universe, but Jon Olsson created god

Jon Olsson caused the Big Bang

Jon Olsson can divide by zero
Apr 27 2011 9:14AM
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Kskvam
Posts: 10 - Karma: 22
Jesus walks on water, Jon Olsson swims trough land.
Apr 27 2011 9:14AM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
omg bishop & macmahooon both quoted me in the same thread. dream come true
Apr 27 2011 9:28AM
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-Marc-
Posts: 865 - Karma: 207
hahaha thats one's good too.
Apr 27 2011 9:49AM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
You are now a certified god.
Apr 27 2011 9:52AM
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Kskvam
Posts: 10 - Karma: 22
When Jon Olsson wants to have fun, he sits for himself in Sweden, telling jokes he hasn't heard before.

Steve Irwin wasn't killed by a piggskate. He died in a fight between him and Jon Olsson, because there was only room for one world leader.

Jon Olsson can calculate pythagoras with three unknowns.

Jon Olsson wrote the Bible to gain less attention.

Apr 27 2011 10:10AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
you win
Apr 27 2011 10:18AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
Jon olsson is a 10 foot tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi
Apr 27 2011 10:28AM
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
Tiger Woods left Elin Nordegren as soon as he realized it was not Jon Olsson.
Apr 27 2011 11:04AM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607
epic
Apr 27 2011 11:08AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
Jon Olsson is Bill Brasky.


Apr 27 2011 11:21AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
Some skiers pee their name in snow. Jon Olsson pees his name in concrete.
Apr 27 2011 11:26AM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,714
In the beginning Jon Olsson created God, the heavens and the earth
Apr 27 2011 11:33AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
this
Apr 27 2011 12:14PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
yesssssssssssssssss. "da bears"
Apr 27 2011 12:24PM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
oh my god. BAHAHAHAHHA
Apr 27 2011 12:49PM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
sig'd
Apr 27 2011 12:54PM
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E.C.
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this thread is fucking gold.


wish i was creative enough to contribute
Apr 27 2011 1:11PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
"Did I ever tell you about the time Jon Olsson took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Ollson takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Ollson yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
Apr 27 2011 1:24PM
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E.C.
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i saw you delete your post then retry ;)
Apr 27 2011 1:29PM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
Jon Olsson had a four day heart attack... a day for each chamber. at the autopsy they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese

=)
Apr 27 2011 1:32PM
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caliskigirl
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Jon Olsson brought sexy back
Jon Olsson actually has tiger blood
Jon Olsson will never have a heart attack, because his heart is too scared to ever try to attack him.
Apr 27 2011 1:34PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
jon olsson once got an erection while at the x games.... there were no survivors
Apr 27 2011 1:36PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
left braskies name in.....power of moderation. whammy.
Apr 27 2011 1:42PM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,714
Jon Olsson bought Call of Duty: Black Ops, took off the wrapper, put the disc in, pressed Start, and prestiged
Apr 27 2011 1:56PM
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E.C.
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if Jon Olsson were Tarzan, Jane wouldn't have owned clothes.
Apr 27 2011 2:00PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Lady Gaga is nothing more than Jon Olsson's jester but he's a nice guy so he shares her hilarity with the world.
Apr 27 2011 2:14PM
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ski0
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jon was once pulled over by police while driving 150mph in his lambo....

he let the officer go with a warning.
Apr 27 2011 2:25PM
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greenman
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Jon has already been to Mars. thats why theres no signs of life
Apr 27 2011 2:35PM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
jon olsson can cast a spell on ahmet dadali and turn him into a pretzel.
Apr 27 2011 3:11PM
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Ciroc.Obama
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america had 2 options for japan. 1. drop an A bomb. 2. send in Jon Olsson...we chose the more humain way.
Apr 27 2011 3:49PM
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TOAST.
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Jon Olsson once switch misty 9ed chads gap
Apr 27 2011 4:15PM
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TOAST.
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Jon olsson dresses gay so he can ski without all the women on the hill following him.
Apr 27 2011 4:17PM
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RubberSoul
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:/ but that's true.. he just fell on the landing unfortunately
Apr 27 2011 4:19PM
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artrud
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,471
Who would win in a fight, jon or god?




























Trick question. jon is god.
Apr 27 2011 4:25PM
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TOAST.
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or did he?
Apr 27 2011 4:28PM
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willy_baller
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Jon Olssons poop is considered currency in Argentina
Apr 27 2011 4:31PM
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willy_baller
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NjgPDIeSXA&playnext=1&list=PL42F370628CC15411
Apr 27 2011 4:35PM
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