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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Charlie Sheen is winning...


...Jon Olsson already won
Apr 25 2011 7:10PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If he ever visited the Jersey Shore, for the first and only time they would have a legitimate "situation".
Apr 25 2011 7:10PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
He grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Apr 25 2011 7:11PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
He couldn't act in "Titanic" because he would have saved everyone
Apr 25 2011 7:12PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
Somebody once claimed to have stolen his diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
Apr 25 2011 7:12PM
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sector_6_films
Posts: 144 - Karma: 75
haha quote of the day
Apr 25 2011 7:13PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
There is no such thing as lesbians, just women who have never met him
Apr 25 2011 7:14PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
and finally from me

Giraffes did not exist... until he uppercutted a horse.
Apr 25 2011 7:15PM
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
Jon was actually in that episode of TC, Andy was just too scared to call him out.
Apr 25 2011 7:15PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
don't get it
Apr 25 2011 7:27PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
nice try, but no
Apr 25 2011 7:30PM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
Jon can blow bubbles.

With beef jerky.
Apr 25 2011 7:35PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Jon Olsson sharpens his race skis on his abs.
Apr 25 2011 7:42PM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52

the buggie man checks his closet everynight before he goes to bed for jon

Apr 25 2011 7:42PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
You know the Earth orbits the Sun?

Well the Sun orbits Jon Olsson.
Apr 25 2011 7:50PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Rome was not built in a day,

but Jon built the JOI jump in 3 and a half minutes, using nothing but his teeth and his hair.
Apr 25 2011 7:50PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Jon Olsson has touched MC Hammer.
Apr 25 2011 7:51PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Jon Olsson doesn't have parents, he conceived himself.
Apr 25 2011 7:51PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
The Inuit have over 100 words for snow, but only two for fear... Jon Olsson.
Apr 25 2011 7:52PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
This is my favorite so far.
Apr 25 2011 8:00PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
you're as funny as a female comedian...
Apr 25 2011 8:04PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Jon Olsson doesn't sleep, he waits.


Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of Jon Olsson is called logic.
Apr 25 2011 8:11PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Jon Olsson doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, hide.
Apr 25 2011 8:13PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
hahahahaha
Apr 25 2011 8:14PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Jon CAN believe its not butter
Apr 25 2011 8:14PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Voldemort doesn't say his name.
Apr 25 2011 8:15PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
Jon is so cool that he changed the pronounciation of "Jo" to "Yoo"

Pretty good, eh guize?
Apr 25 2011 8:17PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
jon olsson doesnt always troll

but when he does.......













































dumbledore dies
Apr 25 2011 8:17PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Simon Dumont wears Jon Olsson Pj's

Apr 25 2011 8:19PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Jon Olsson get a 5 o'clock shadow at 3 Pm
Apr 25 2011 8:22PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i laughed
Apr 25 2011 8:25PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
what the fuck are you talking about haha
Apr 25 2011 8:30PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Astronauts dream of growing up and becoming jon olson
Apr 25 2011 8:34PM
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ckskier
Posts: 109 - Karma: 30
Jon Olsson turned Ellen DeGeneres straight
Apr 25 2011 8:46PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
sig'd
Apr 25 2011 8:58PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,273
this=win
Apr 25 2011 9:15PM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
New favorite thread. Love this shit.
Apr 25 2011 9:25PM
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Elephant.
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
hahahahahah this is great
Apr 25 2011 9:43PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Jon Olsson needs no pickup lines he simply says "Now."
Apr 26 2011 2:59AM
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bgould
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 23
jon olsson once visited the virgin islands. now they are just called the islands
Apr 26 2011 3:11AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
jon olsson does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from jon olsson
Apr 26 2011 3:18AM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
Jon can't eat Taco Bell anymore, last time he farted New Orleans drowned.
Apr 26 2011 3:46AM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
jon olsson doesn't buy lambos, that's just what happens when he gets into a civic
Apr 26 2011 5:43AM
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fricino13
Posts: 268 - Karma: 14
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Jon Olsson.
Apr 26 2011 6:45AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
sig'd
Apr 26 2011 9:02AM
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alztar
Posts: 358 - Karma: 30
Jon can run so fast, he once ran round the world and punched himself in the back of the head
Apr 26 2011 9:20AM
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
Jon Olsson is the only man ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Apr 26 2011 9:25AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
At Jon olssons bachelor party, he at the whole cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside.
Apr 26 2011 9:31AM
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Chuxa
Posts: 71 - Karma: 106
gold.
Apr 26 2011 9:37AM
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