fucking stupid horse...didn't look both ways. like da fuck?
"I'm going to insist in my will that when I die, I'm laid in my coffin in the afterbang position. So I'm 'banging for eternity" -ClauseFour
"I'm never getting kids. Posh fuckers thinking they could be better than me... I'll rip you outta the womb with the sharpened edges of my AR5's, bitches." - Mike-O
"I usually wake up, get dressed, pee my pants, get undressed, put on clean clothes, take a shower and pee again, get undressed, dry off, get dressed again, take a dump in the toilet like a civilized human, take another fully dressed shower cause I don't like a dirty pooper, undress, dry off, put on my kilt, get on my horse, and go tend to my fields." -ElGato