At my church, my priest always makes these funny church related jokes. Do your priests do this? And if they do, what are they?
Here was todays:
A man and his nagging wife went on a trip to Jerusalém. She died on the trip. At the morge, the man there said,
"You have two options. You can have her burried here, in this beautiful land for $150, or have her shipped back home for $5000."
The man thought about it and said, "I'll have her shipped back home"
The morge worker was surpirsed, and asked why he didn't have her burried here for a mere $150.
The man said, "2000 years ago, a man died here. 3 days later, he was raised from the dead. I can't take that chance."
Happy Easter NS