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Napoleon Dynamite...

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snowforblood
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I am dying to see this movie, so someone who has seen it, please tell me if it is funny.


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Jul 20 2004 7:13PM
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whatsupdan
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probably one of the funniest movies out this year. so much better than the weak movies like dodgeball, anchorman or starsky and hutch, they all sucked compared to napoleon dynamite



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Jul 20 2004 7:46PM
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yetirolfe
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napoleon dynamite owns every movie out so far this summer.

i robot was pretty good also
Jul 20 2004 8:02PM
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404404
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opens eveyware the 23rd







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Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

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Girl: what?!?



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Jul 20 2004 8:51PM
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canonrider
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i caught you a delicious bass.
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Jul 20 2004 8:53PM
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IDIOT







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Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

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Girl: what?!?



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Jul 20 2004 9:09PM
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lucyford
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anyone know if its coming to canada anytime soon?
i can only watch the preview so many times...



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Jul 20 2004 10:10PM
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Vtsnowski
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it looks like one of those movies that people go to see cause they want to show off how smart they are and get all the little jokes in the movie, and the complexed jokes that take thinking.


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Jul 20 2004 10:35PM
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alpinecowboy84
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snow the best thing i can tell you about the movie, is that it is a masterpiece of attention to detail - as well as extremely creative in that sense. its funny to everyone because of how ridiclous the characters are (although never over done), but its the people with attention to detail that really appreciate the movie. sooooo fuckin funny, give it a little time and it will be up there with office space and wet hot american summer.



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Jul 21 2004 2:59AM
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bigJ
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Whatever I want, jeeze!



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Jul 21 2004 7:42AM
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weazelzb
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^classic



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Jul 21 2004 9:33AM
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drastic_
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Tina, grandma says you gotta eat!

Is there another word for synonym?

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Jul 21 2004 12:18PM
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canonrider
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hahahha napoleon, what tell me again what you did last winter?

I TOLD YOU, i was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!

and what'd you use to hunt them again?

i used a frickin 12 gauge!! what else would i use?
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Jul 21 2004 2:28PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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a great part is when he goes with kip to karate, and the instuctor tells him to take his best shot, and napoleon unleashes a super slow mo street fighter II spinning kick thing... and then gets slaped.















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Jul 21 2004 3:09PM
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canonrider
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everything he does is straight out of a video game.... its so hilarious... the ground sweep kick... only our generation would get that joke... then the slap from oswald... oh god. i saw it in toronto at the super small carlton theatre... i think its only playing small screens in canadaland
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Jul 21 2004 3:34PM
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bigJ
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No, its playing in small indy theaters down here too



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Jul 21 2004 4:28PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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it better be playing here on the 23rd. I can't wait.

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Jul 21 2004 10:29PM
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Ski-hobo
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sounds funny





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Jul 21 2004 10:39PM
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cj
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best comedy ive ever seen. PERIOD.


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Jul 22 2004 1:04AM
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fukeneh
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i cant wait to see it



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Jul 22 2004 4:39PM
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404404
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fuck my theater its a big ass place but its not playing there.







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Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

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Girl: what?!?



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Jul 22 2004 4:53PM
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B-Wald
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i wanna see it. but i doubt we'll get it here.
we didnt even get soul plane. and didn't have fahrenheit 9/11 on the first weekend it was open.
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Jul 22 2004 7:46PM
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witty
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cant wait....looks so funny
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Jul 22 2004 9:20PM
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hoodratz47
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can you bring me my chapstick....
no..
my lips hurt...


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Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 22 2004 10:06PM
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Vtsnowski
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^ i dont see what is funny about that


giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

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Jul 22 2004 10:59PM
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mikee
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im guessing its how they say it haha, But anyways yeah I think Im gonna have to see it when I go to New york cause its nto playing near me as of yet.

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Jul 22 2004 11:10PM
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homestead
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do you have any ligers at the zoo.
whats that
what results in a male lion and a female tiger mating

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Jul 23 2004 8:33PM
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westcoaststyle
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^i cant belive how far off you are
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Jul 23 2004 8:41PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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im gonna go see it in the theater tomorrow and ive been dying to see it since the first preview i saw like over a month ago
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Jul 23 2004 9:38PM
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whatsupdan
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loaf, stop criticizing something you know nothing about, go see it before you rag on it


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Jul 23 2004 11:48PM
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nkmo.
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Great movie. Like someone said, Kip at the karate place was great. And when Napolean kicks at the kid after he gets thrown into the lockers, priceless.


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Jul 24 2004 12:41AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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if you stick around through the credits there is a great wedding scene with kip and lafawnduh. pretty good...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
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Jul 24 2004 1:16AM
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JibbaJabba
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haha the best is when he asks for a pin of the girl running for president and then throws it down the hall. Or when he is playing tetherball by himself. The dance scene was hi-fuckin-larious also.
Jul 24 2004 10:46AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
'there bred primarly for there majical powers'


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 24 2004 5:11PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
wow i just saw it and only thing that i can come up with is how melow it was.







Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?



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Jul 24 2004 6:19PM
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timber
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everyone should see it.
Jul 25 2004 1:16PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea, i've watched every single preview on the movie's website, now I must go see it damnit. it looks so damn funny. Napoleon is the most mono-tone person ever.


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Jul 25 2004 2:57PM
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Vtsnowski
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i have seen it, and it was a little funny, nothing really great


giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Jul 25 2004 3:34PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
maybe the gay is making u soo sick your humor is no longer there


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 25 2004 9:41PM
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404404
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i laughed but now as much as i thought i would but it is just so werid that its great
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Jul 25 2004 9:49PM
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the_friesz
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Represtenin' Idaho in the best way! Will see the movie, SoCal theaters are slow to get it though...


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Jul 26 2004 5:56AM
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Freeski8923
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I guesse i am gonna have to see it, it looks SO funny from the adds, especialy when he takes the bike off the jump
I'd rather be skiing
Jul 26 2004 8:03AM
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hoodratz47
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u take it of any sweet jumps?


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 26 2004 10:38AM
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Astomp
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its written by a MORMON!


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Jul 26 2004 10:49PM
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jman
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highfly900 wtf are you talking about, it was funny, but anchorman, dodgeball and starsky & hutch were soo much better

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Jul 26 2004 10:57PM
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marlin_102
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starsky and hutch sucked. plain and simple.




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Jul 26 2004 10:58PM
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Astomp
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i wasnt impressed by starsky and hutch. dodgeball was pretty funny but anchor didnt quite give me my jollies.


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Jul 27 2004 12:37AM
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mikee
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ahahahaha, this movie mmmm delicious, the first scene I couldnt stop laughing, it hurt my stomach. The actors are brilliant!

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Aug 19 2004 2:11AM
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_alli_
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I just saw it today, such a funny movie, lived up to all my expectations. They could not have cast better actors, everyone played their roles perfectly.


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Aug 19 2004 4:10AM
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proZach
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damn. i saw that last night. i kept sayin this is one of the wierdest movies ever. i had no clue what was happening.butit was funny
Aug 19 2004 10:38AM
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jholer2
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all i could think of during the whole movie was how much napolean looked and acted like this kid at my school.



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Aug 19 2004 11:48PM
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