Collect a mall plant ( one of those plastic ones )
A demo phone, console or something of that nature. The ones the use for displays that are usually just shells or cardboard.
"Snake is the epitome of everything badass and manly. He makes Chuck Norris look like a gaping vagina." Motumbo.
ive pulled the goalie to her.
does this make me gay?" seward talking about Lady GaGa