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If You Watch It Backwards

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jmason
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http://ifyouwatchitbackwards.com/

If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory backwards, it’s about a young entrepreneur who gives his chocolate factory to a man who promptly goes insane and kicks Charlie out on the street with nothing but a golden ticket to remind him of his former riches.

hahahaha
Apr 21 2011 3:40PM
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.AR6rider.
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If you watch the Justin Bieber movie backwards, you’ll have to let me know how it goes because I didn’t watch it going forwards.
Apr 21 2011 3:42PM
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Cufe.
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if you watch 128 hours backwards its a wonderful story about a handicapped man who is healed by a magical rock.
Apr 21 2011 3:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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Wow, holy shit, I did not intend for that to happen, I just copy pasted.
Apr 21 2011 3:44PM
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baethoven
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i really like this site
Apr 21 2011 3:47PM
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RubberSoul
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If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about a bunch of school-aged animal rights activists freeing animals that were being used for horrific bloodsport.


If you watch Passion of the Christ, It’s about Jim Morrison’s Ghost coming back to life and fending off zombies with a cross.
Apr 21 2011 3:47PM
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Squid.
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If you watch Michael Jackson’s life backwards, its about a rich white man who slowly becomes a poor black child.
Apr 21 2011 3:48PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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if you watch jaws backwards its about a shark that throws up so many people they have to opena new beach
Apr 21 2011 3:52PM
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mnfreeskier
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i lol'd.
Apr 21 2011 4:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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If you watch Man vs. Wild backwards, it’s an unfortunate tale of a man that pees out his mouth into a bag and can jump super high into a helicopter.
Apr 21 2011 4:37PM
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S.C
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pretty funny haha
Apr 21 2011 4:42PM
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Deezy
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If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory backwards, it’s about a young entrepreneur who gives his chocolate factory to a man who promptly goes insane and kicks Charlie out on the street with nothing but a golden ticket to remind him of his former riches.
Apr 21 2011 4:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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Why do mine keep turning red?
Apr 21 2011 4:48PM
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eldridge
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because youre a nazi or souless, one or the other
Apr 21 2011 4:51PM
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Jaimee.
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Apr 21 2011 4:53PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Win.
Apr 21 2011 4:56PM
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broto
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If you watch your birth backwards, you’ll see your own parents getting really excited as the doctors push you into your mom, thus getting rid of you forever.
Apr 21 2011 4:59PM
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broto
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Also similar,

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it’s a woman eating and digesting a baby with her vagina.
Apr 21 2011 5:00PM
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Dan.
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If you watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, it's like the girls have learned their lesson.


e-cred if you can name the comedian
Apr 21 2011 5:03PM
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introvert
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If you watch WALL-E backwards, it’s about a robot who escapes from a human spaceship with the only plant in existence, buries it on Earth, and starts vomiting garbage everywhere.
Apr 21 2011 5:11PM
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Imagination
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If you watch Jersey Shore backwards, you see the entire United States become smarter.
Apr 21 2011 5:25PM
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.Apex.
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really? noone's said anything yet
Apr 21 2011 5:39PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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it looks better big and red anyways. it needs be emphasized. i will need to be filled in aswell.
Apr 21 2011 5:43PM
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plorr
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If you watch Bill Clinton backwards, he is sucking his sperm off Monica Lewinsky’s face with his penis.
Apr 21 2011 5:44PM
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Orrin
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If you watch Mr Bean on mute its a moving drama about a man with severe learning difficulties who struggles to cope with simple everyday tasks.

Just saying.
Apr 21 2011 6:08PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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if you watch your whole life backwards. you shrink and loose wrinkles. thatd be a sick experience.
Apr 21 2011 6:21PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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HAHAHAHHA OMG i'm actually laughing so hard. +k
Apr 21 2011 6:28PM
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Mr.Luke
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Haha
Apr 21 2011 6:29PM
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skithesprings
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If you watch Jaws backwards its a movie about a shark that regurgitates people until they open the beach.
Apr 21 2011 6:33PM
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alexat955
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hehehe
Apr 21 2011 6:55PM
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klayer_9
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This is fucking retarded.
Apr 21 2011 7:08PM
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Troy.
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If you watch the movie Click backwards, it
Apr 21 2011 7:14PM
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Troy.
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FFFFUUUUU If you watch the movie Click backwards, it still sucks
Apr 21 2011 7:14PM
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RubberSoul
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you saying this reminded me of this
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Apr 21 2011 7:17PM
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BrewskiJr
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If you watch Independence Day backwards, it’s about soldiers harassing the crap out of a bunch of aliens until they say, “screw it, let’s just build a bunch of national monuments and leave.”


If you watch Jersey Shore backwards, you see the entire United States become smarter.


If you watch Forrest Gump backwards, it’s about a man who moonwalks across the country before shaving off his beard and fighting in Vietnam.


If you watch the oil industry backwards, it’s about cars driving around mostly in reverse, sucking hydrocarbons and CO2 out of thin air, and converting them into a highly flammable liquid. When the car’s on-board tank is full, the liquid can be sold at special sucking stations for an exorbitant amount of money. The liquid is then processed into a foul-smelling sludge, that Arab nations buy in vast quantities to pump into voids in their grounds. In what amounts to a really long time, that sludge is transformed into fully functional whales and dinosaurs.




eeppiiiccc
Apr 21 2011 7:20PM
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BrewskiJr
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If you watch Charlie Sheen’s life backwards it is about a man who has the ability to sneeze cocaine. Fascinated by this ability, many news channels interview him, and he is so entertaining in these interviews that CBS hires him to do a show called “Two and a Half Men”. He goes on to have a long and successful career as an actor in film and television.
Apr 21 2011 7:22PM
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TaySwift
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if you watch human centipede backwards it's about a jolly old doctor that performs surgery on conjoined girls and gets rid of their awful condition
Apr 21 2011 7:29PM
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Dhane
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Apr 21 2011 7:31PM
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