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Dead alien found in UFO hotspot in Russia!

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.frenchy
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thoughts?

Apr 20 2011 9:53AM
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Mike-O
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Looked like it would taste like chicken?
Apr 20 2011 9:54AM
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Ski_the_east01
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kind of look like the little dudes in men in black that rip butts and chug coffee



i like those guys
Apr 20 2011 9:55AM
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H8CH
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haha - I saw this in the UK Version of the Asylum yesterday and was gonna post it - but, the Bacon Bouqet seemed more threadworthy at the time...

Apr 20 2011 9:55AM
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MothaHucker
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threads
Apr 20 2011 9:59AM
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steezy.stew
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fake
Apr 20 2011 10:02AM
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@skiinmitch
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its fake
Apr 20 2011 10:03AM
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Milksteak
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ahaahahahahahahahahah
Apr 20 2011 10:05AM
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TechnoPotamus
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it sure as shit was, you chose wisely
Apr 20 2011 10:31AM
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TechnoPotamus
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oh and frenchy, happy hump day buddy
Apr 20 2011 10:31AM
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chuck_testa
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hahahahhaahaha so true
Apr 20 2011 10:33AM
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JamesR
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Why do you live vicariously through Kemba Walker?
Apr 20 2011 10:43AM
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Gratton.
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thats fucked up
Apr 20 2011 10:44AM
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Gratton.
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thats fucked up
Apr 20 2011 10:44AM
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Lemuel
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Maybe because its a conspiracy, WE'VE KNOWN WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE ALL ALONG!!!


Haha but really, people aren't that smart when it comes to faking stuff would be my guess.
Apr 20 2011 10:48AM
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.frenchy
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derp
Apr 20 2011 11:17AM
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forum10
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duh so when we're finally exposed to them we won't be so shocked by how they look.

have you not seen the movie paul?? it's pretty accurate information.
Apr 20 2011 11:27AM
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akarlsen
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thats fake, just chicken with bread in it.
Apr 20 2011 11:28AM
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oceanic
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Tell me just how exactly it losts its leg and there's no wreckage or anything else from losing its leg. FAKE
Apr 20 2011 11:47AM
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YoungJah
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There is no such thing as extraterrestrial life. The whole thing has been made up by the US government for control and fear of the world.
Apr 20 2011 11:50AM
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filthapparel
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shit happens man, haven't you ever seen gnarly car crashes? it's the same idea but probably an even harder impact. if the little dude got tossed outside of the ship he easily could have lossed a leg.

not saying it's 100% legit but we'll see
Apr 20 2011 11:53AM
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.Apex.
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its a shame but with all the cgi shit we have and the stuff people can do these days you really never know. A real alien could come into my house, i could video tape it and guaranteed 90% of ppl would say its fake.
Apr 20 2011 11:57AM
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filthapparel
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is my sarcasm meter broken or what?
Apr 20 2011 11:58AM
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Funkadelic
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Anyone looking to take the time to attempt to create fake aliens probably isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Apr 20 2011 12:03PM
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oceanic
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WHERE IS THE SHIP
Apr 20 2011 12:12PM
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TinyTigers
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Thats because 90% of people are fake. The Y2K bug, it actually happened.
Apr 20 2011 12:58PM
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cobra_commander
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Looks like ET's inbred cousin.
Apr 20 2011 1:02PM
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ImNotARacist
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O fuck!


Anyways, the alien is real. Shit is hitting the fan in Russia right now.
Apr 20 2011 1:03PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this.

why would something from another planet that evolved in a totally different environment be even remotely similar to a person?
Apr 20 2011 1:03PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Apr 20 2011 1:04PM
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ImNotARacist
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Because they aren't actually aliens. They are mayan people that have found the truth to self actualization and can never die of natural causes, only by losing their right leg
Apr 20 2011 1:07PM
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Newschool_Pope
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or breaking their ankles...
Apr 20 2011 1:33PM
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ReignMan
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threads/
Apr 20 2011 1:37PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Looks like Russia to me...
Apr 20 2011 1:42PM
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H8CH
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"Meanwhile in Russia..... "
Apr 20 2011 1:46PM
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Blurst
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lol
Apr 20 2011 1:49PM
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TheClap.
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bhahahahahaahha
Apr 20 2011 1:51PM
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cwillygood
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crazy russians
Apr 20 2011 1:52PM
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vermontsteez
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BHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHA
winner here.
Apr 20 2011 2:00PM
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skiblandford
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defiantly a monkey... just sayin
Apr 20 2011 4:29PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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if that was only real...
Apr 20 2011 5:27PM
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tommyp1ckles
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what people perceive as "aliens" usually follows what people see in alien movies.
Apr 20 2011 5:34PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I bet they had sex with their doll before they filmed it and called it an alien
Apr 20 2011 5:36PM
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justinstlaurent
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that would be soo dope
Apr 20 2011 5:36PM
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.squirrely.
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fake
Apr 20 2011 5:42PM
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Daydreaming
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The Russians, not Frenchy. Frenchy is awesome.
Apr 20 2011 5:43PM
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klayer_9
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sez8O6je0xk
Apr 20 2011 6:25PM
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MotherFuckaJones
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Get in the portal!
Apr 20 2011 6:28PM
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Mr.Huck
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But maybe all chickens are aliens! KFA anyone?!?!?!
Apr 20 2011 6:31PM
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.frenchy
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Oh god. That would be creepy
Apr 20 2011 7:07PM
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