If anyone here is in the seattle public school system, there is this math sub called Sr. Pablo, who is super into conspiracies, and if you are having a test that day, start talking about the Illuminati or something like that and there ya go! NO MORE TEST!
"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line