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Why did your parents give you your first name?

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kenzieann
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mines fucked up but completely legit... after canadian legends even though i'm a girl.



Apr 19 2011 12:46AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
Great grandpas name. pretty simple
Apr 19 2011 12:48AM
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Bar_Down
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my parents gave me my name because otherwise no one would know what to call me
Apr 19 2011 12:48AM
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240sxKid
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Because it was the name of some king in ukraine (Where my parents are from.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danylo_Halytsky

In english it should be Daniel, but i just stuck with danylo. And when stupid people can pronounce it, they just call me dan, or Donatello.

Fucking /b/tards...
Apr 19 2011 12:54AM
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ButteredToast.
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Apr 19 2011 12:56AM
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Anathema
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i was named after justin bieber, despite being born some 8-9 years before. he's that good.
Apr 19 2011 12:58AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Well, I guess because my dad didn't want to name me Jillian or Meredith (my mom's top choices), but they both liked Kristen. I'm just glad they didn't pick something totally off the wall or spelled really weird. I feel sorry for babies lately, that's such an awful trend.
Apr 19 2011 1:00AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
I was named after Malcolm-Jamal Warner. My mom saw the name in the credits of something she saw on tv and thought it looked like a nice name
Apr 19 2011 1:12AM
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Mr_W00
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i was named after my uncle because my moms brother died at a young age
Apr 19 2011 1:14AM
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.jersey
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My fathers name which was the more american version of his fathers name.
Apr 19 2011 1:15AM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
my brother named me after Sarah the triceratops in land before time, named after a bitch.
Apr 19 2011 1:15AM
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Anathema
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could be worse. your name could be littlefoot..
Apr 19 2011 1:16AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
fuck you
Apr 19 2011 1:18AM
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.AR6rider.
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Yup.
Apr 19 2011 1:19AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
after my uncle. not so exciting.
Apr 19 2011 1:19AM
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rudager
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First name: Mason - Strength and all that jazz
Middle: Quinn - Latin for Wisdom I think?
Last: Goodchild - My parents made it up when they got married, yep. Legal name change.



BOOM!
My full name
Apr 19 2011 1:22AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
First name: Mason - Strength and all that jazz
Middle: Quinn - Latin for Wisdom I think?
Last: Goodchild - My parents made it up when they got married, yep. Legal name change.



BOOM!
My full name
Apr 19 2011 1:22AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
After a pirate
Apr 19 2011 1:30AM
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Fun_dip
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my moms last name was O'Neill and my parents got rid of an "L" and an "O" and there was Neil
Apr 19 2011 1:37AM
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Anathema
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!! i completely lost. i was not expecting that at all. i love it.
Apr 19 2011 1:39AM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
JAZZ JACKRABBIT
Apr 19 2011 1:41AM
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NW_Rider
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Same boat as you, that was perfect. Hardest I laughed all day!
Apr 19 2011 1:46AM
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Bar_Down
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jokes aside, my name literally means "friend of horses" in greek. it can also be translated as "noble". As for why my parents chose to name me that, well i have no idea, they just liked the name i guess.
Apr 19 2011 1:46AM
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pimpcat
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Hi Phillip
Apr 19 2011 1:48AM
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Travapple.
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Hi, im Travis. There's no special meaning behind my name.
Apr 19 2011 1:51AM
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Jthoms
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by far the funniest thing ive seen today, so perfect
Apr 19 2011 1:52AM
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ThaLetterM.
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because I'm fucking great.
Apr 19 2011 1:56AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Philippe*
Apr 19 2011 1:58AM
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Gstrong
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gaelin tobin bliss morningstar amrstrong macdonald
i shit you not, thats my full name, my parents were both super hippies at the time.
Apr 19 2011 1:58AM
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Jaimee.
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That's fucking awesome. I love the 12 days of Christmas from Great White North!

As for my first name - My mom liked it and decided to spell it so it looked less 'boyish'. I don't think my dad had any hand in the first name but he did change my middle name while my mom was still under the anesthetic.
Apr 19 2011 2:50AM
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Jthoms
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i was going to be named after my father.....but i wasnt............so im not...........yeah
Apr 19 2011 2:55AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Seriously, fuck those strange and unique names.
Apr 19 2011 4:44AM
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hoodratz47
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the name james was the first member of the noyes to come over from england in the good old year of 1658(est)

but i go by jim.
Apr 19 2011 4:51AM
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toominator
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Apr 19 2011 5:48AM
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feihlination
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patrick allegedly NOT for patrick swayze in dirty dancing. my mom swears to everything thats holy that i am not named after that (because after '88/'89 patrick was a very famous name in germany/austria due to that movie).

middle name is christian since my brother who was fuckin 3 years old at that time thought that name is cool. is a little ironic because i dont have that much to do with christianity but whatever.
Apr 19 2011 5:56AM
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soulskier
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first of james after my dad and middle of william after my grandpa
Apr 19 2011 7:04AM
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.Annydrew.
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After my great grandad/st andrew of scotland, even though i'm not scotish..
Apr 19 2011 7:48AM
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SeanTom
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ahahahahahaa

it's like John, but different.
Apr 19 2011 9:01AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Derek and the Dominoes
Apr 19 2011 10:11AM
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DUKES
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Dayne(Dane) Dukes because its fuckin epic
Apr 19 2011 10:22AM
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TechnoPotamus
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When I was little I used to pee in girl's butts all the time, and earned the nickname mr. piss. but since that wasn't socially acceptable they named me Chris because it rhymes with Piss.
Apr 19 2011 10:30AM
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tall_pants
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I was going to be named Townsend(moms maiden name) then at the last momen they changed it to Ethen. Pretty glad my names not townsend
Apr 19 2011 10:30AM
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chuck_testa
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hahah made my day
Apr 19 2011 10:32AM
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danderson.
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Dylan Thomas is a famous poet. My first name is Dylan and my middle name is Thomas (obviously). Also, they got the idea for Dylan somewhat from Bob Dylan as well.
Apr 19 2011 10:33AM
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TechnoPotamus
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false, this is why

Apr 19 2011 10:34AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Joshua Daniel

My dad is quite the christian.

I will name my son in some way after my brother or brothers.
Apr 19 2011 10:50AM
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infedel_one
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max abram ebenstein after my grandpa.
Apr 19 2011 10:51AM
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nkmo.
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Don't know why I got my first name, Nicholas. My middle name is Sean after Sean Connery, dad was a huge 007 fan.
Apr 19 2011 10:54AM
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Raz.
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greatest. post. ever.
Apr 19 2011 10:58AM
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gregorio
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fluorescent light bulb? thats a really weird name. Did you get picked on a lot as a little kid?
Apr 19 2011 10:59AM
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Cthulhu
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thats exactly how i got the first of my two middle names, and i assume my parents gave me my name because they found humor in the fact that for the rest of my life i would constantly be spelling and pronouncing it out for the stupid and seemingly illiterate.
Apr 19 2011 11:03AM
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