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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
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dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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Jane6
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Good move. Hate when girls do that.

But just one question, almost everyone in this thread have been bitching and whining about that girls get free drinks and stuff... I dont know, man. Can only speak for myself, but its not like I just walk up to a guy and make him buy me a beer.
Just stop buying skanks booze and you'll have one less thing to be "jealous" about.

And if you're just buying the alcohol to get in their pants... good job.
Apr 19 2011 2:42PM
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Poikenz
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It's easier to get into a girls pants by not buying her stuff.. Just so everyone knows.
Apr 19 2011 3:31PM
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sack
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I would have to agree with the orgasm point. we can keep on going between orgasms, and they don't usually make a huge mess.
Apr 19 2011 7:41PM
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forum10
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and sometimes, the girl makes a bigger mess than the guy could ever accomplish.
Apr 19 2011 8:19PM
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Squid.
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girls dont poop or fart
Apr 19 2011 8:25PM
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RunRich
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this... haha

Apr 19 2011 8:26PM
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nkmo.
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I never had to wash the sheets from my own mess....
Apr 20 2011 12:35AM
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alyssssssa
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i like boobs
Apr 20 2011 12:38AM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
Didn't read, but it should be: multiple orgasms/thread
Apr 20 2011 1:10AM
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whoa-dere
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ive heard (and smelled) girls fart
Apr 20 2011 4:08PM
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asapCferg
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Boobs faletvtou ecerything
Apr 20 2011 6:18PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
Get you*
Apr 20 2011 6:18PM
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five0
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anyone bring up the fact that at least 1/3 of your traffic stops won't result in a ticket, provided you're cute.
Apr 20 2011 7:47PM
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CAPSLOCK*
Posts: 345 - Karma: 19
my kingdom for scissors sex
Apr 20 2011 7:50PM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
Women don’t have to worry about not being able to "get it up"
We have boobs
Healthier diets... most of us
Its been shown that women are getting better looking through evolution.. meanwhile, men are staying the same
We live longer
We can take the pill or the shot, or patch whatever, and do our part to prevent pregnancies.. besides condoms
We can have children, yes its a good thing if you didnt have us you wouldnt exsist :)
We live longer!
In all honesty though, if i was i guy id want to stay one, just like how i want to stay a girl now. You like what you are and therefore have a preference towards your own gender.
Apr 20 2011 8:29PM
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yuck
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... likewise

but really im surprised this thread is still alive.
Apr 20 2011 8:48PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20

no sir, that was the quefe (sp?)

but seriously, some girls have stanky fartz

Apr 20 2011 10:12PM
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]mike[
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
girls get laid much easier, but they also give birth. so maybe thats why so many of them are so prude
Apr 20 2011 10:24PM
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Totes_Magotes
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Obviously not basic grammar or typing skills...
Apr 20 2011 10:38PM
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rickroller
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yo pussy is a ATM.
Apr 21 2011 4:30PM
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disastertourism
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Dude, guys have it easier.
You don't run the risk of accidentally pissing in your shoe when trying to piss in the forest.
Apr 21 2011 4:36PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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orgasims.
Apr 21 2011 6:17PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
you do if its windy and you aim the wrong way
Apr 21 2011 7:17PM
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popNfresh44
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you don't need to get hard to have sex and have an orgasm... MULTIPLE ORGASMS
Apr 22 2011 2:11AM
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forum10
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but everyone does when you shit.
Apr 22 2011 2:26AM
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asapCferg
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Obviously drunk
Apr 22 2011 9:30PM
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derpina
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I LOL'ed SOOOO fucking hard through this first page of this. So much win. You boys are so funny I love it!
Apr 22 2011 9:45PM
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derpina
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I get to sleep in the same bed as one of my best friends (whom you actually all know and would be very jelly of) when we visit each other and it's perfectly okay for us to snuggle and kiss each other goodbye even though I have a boyfriend of two years. He's actually jealous... of both of us.



Apr 22 2011 9:48PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Fitting every object in between your boobs, (pencils, phones, money, iPods, tv's, airplanes, cars......Japan)
Apr 22 2011 9:48PM
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Peter.
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being able to get stuff and have your way just because you're a girl
Apr 22 2011 9:51PM
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j.saaaarela
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This thread is fantastic
Apr 22 2011 10:17PM
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derpina
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That only counts for attractive ones.
Apr 22 2011 10:25PM
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whoa-dere
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[IMG]ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/inhabsmallestracecar.jpg[/IMG]
Apr 23 2011 10:43AM
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jmason
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Apr 23 2011 11:01AM
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MADDECENT
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Apr 23 2011 11:11AM
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PON3
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girls dont get erections in the middle of class and have to walk down the hallway with the book in front of them
Apr 23 2011 11:18AM
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john.stossel
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haha i was gonna say you dont need a brain to get a job
Apr 23 2011 1:23PM
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snowdon
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Well that seemed unnecessary
Apr 23 2011 2:10PM
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john.stossel
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if i was ever mad at a boy i could say he raped me and ruin his life... i wouldnt even need any evidence. did i say that already
May 10 2011 2:14PM
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JSiegel
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i would say the main thing would be you could get some a lot easier if you were not stupid/self-conscious. And it would be a lot easier to be a pro skier. Aside from that, I'll keep my dick thank you.
May 10 2011 2:31PM
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emilyiscool
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Boobs
May 10 2011 2:40PM
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C-Burg
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die
May 10 2011 2:50PM
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FBGM
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.
May 10 2011 2:54PM
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FBGM
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OH MY GOD THIS.
May 10 2011 2:57PM
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ShredThePowdah.
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girls play with their boobs???

if so i wanna be a girl

May 10 2011 3:02PM
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FerrisBueller
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1. Multiple orgasms
2. Playing with your boobs
3. Feeling sexy whenever you want by just talking off your clothes
4. Being hot
5. Free stuff from desprite guys
May 10 2011 4:16PM
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emilyiscool
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i can wear short shorts and stuff and have it be a good thing :O showing skin :)
May 10 2011 4:21PM
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Lemuel
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Funny that a few mentioned that women live longer...... WRONG! Not anymore.
May 10 2011 4:26PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Word.  A simple thing like turning in a chair can end the awesome part of your day in a hurry for a dude. 

But that's really the only disadvantage to being a guy that I can think of. 

May 10 2011 4:26PM
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victoriaseim
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was to lazy to go through it all so someone maybe have written this, but we can get rich by marry a rich dude and then get divorced, i think i'm gonna marry a NHLpro or skipro acutally
May 10 2011 4:29PM
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