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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
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dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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Davy.Crockett
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ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha i just lost it
Apr 17 2011 11:13PM
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forum10
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easier to become a STD infected whore.
Apr 17 2011 11:21PM
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.Max.
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Honestly?... Nobody caught this?
Apr 17 2011 11:27PM
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forum10
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yeah but girls can pee standing up... soooo what's the big deal?
Apr 17 2011 11:29PM
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pink_squid
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NOOO BONERZ!!!!!!!! but just throw a salami stick in there and scare the fuck out of people lolz
Apr 17 2011 11:34PM
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Nadia.
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Pee standing up in the backcountry all the time. There's no trees on the ice cap.
Apr 18 2011 12:47AM
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Proletariat.
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classy
Apr 18 2011 12:50AM
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timmi
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Although I commented before, I am completely with you in that I think a girl in loose fitting clothing is cute as hell. I even think a girl in a white tee and jeans is cuter than a girl in a nice dress or all dolled up (girl dependent, of course). I wish more girls took that style.
Apr 18 2011 12:55AM
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skithesprings
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yeah, me too.
Apr 18 2011 1:05AM
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hunterBear
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i"m making this my sig..
Apr 18 2011 1:11AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Apr 18 2011 2:26AM
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ButteredToast.
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Thank you for depressing the shit out of me.

Jesus.
Apr 18 2011 2:32AM
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Kratotalaga
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girls a chill personality and a decent looking body will get you a lot farther than a uptight  personality and a hot body, unless one nighters,
Apr 18 2011 2:32AM
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J-Dunn
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they control everything. Every guy would do anything for some good puss
Apr 18 2011 2:41AM
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kstanz
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personally i feel theres definatly a "girly" kinda box. some of my friends tease me about always wearing hoodies like a boy, not wearing makeup and stuff and i hate it. also the not getting a boner thing is good but im always worried about getting an unexpected time of the month thing.
Apr 18 2011 3:03AM
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bromigo
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no make-up and hoodies can be hawt!
Apr 18 2011 3:05AM
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skithesprings
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I saw a girl on the bus in sweats today that looked like she got hit in the crotch with a red paintball and had no idea or was just really good at playing it off like it was nbd.

moral of the story: i'm glad i don't bleed out my dick.
Apr 18 2011 3:10AM
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JacheOReally
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People buy you shit to have sex with you

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Apr 18 2011 3:11AM
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katalina
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too lazy to read entire thread
BUT... sometimes we can cry and get our way.
works well with cops and getting tickets.
if a guy cries... he's a wimp.


fyi, i have never done this before... but i have seen it firsthand and YES it works.
Apr 18 2011 3:11AM
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sack
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boobs, sex.
being small so I can buy a smaller snowboard/skis/poles and fit in small places, etc
having the choice of either guys or girls skis
being cool and nice

if I wanted to be a guy, then I would, but I'm not sooooo....
Apr 18 2011 3:22AM
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disastertourism
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this.
I always wear mens hoodies, flannel shirts, ski outerwear, and I rarely wear much make-up, and alot of the time I am subject to ridicule because of this.
Maybe if I lived in a ski town it would be a little different, but I live in a part of the UK where the girls are famous for being slags.

People expect far more of you if you're a girl, you're supposed to spend like an hour getting ready for a night out, act ladylike and keep a good body (but get ripped on for ordering salads instead of a burger)

And the unexpected monthly bleeds are terrible, when you're stuck with nothing to plug the hole. I'd rather have boners than that man.

And girls are so sneaky and manipulative, a lot of the time girls wont tell you they have a problem with you, they will ignore you/talk shit about you behind your back ect. Guys seem to be a lot more straightforward about those sorts of things.

AND we have to shave or wax everywhere. We either have to shave loads, or wax which is really fucking painful.



But on the plus side of being a girl:
- Easier to be comparitively mint at skiing
- Can get drinks bought for you (but you have to dress slutty in my town for that)
- Not being kicked in the nuts.


To be honest I think guys do have it way easier than girls. I mean I think they have a fair amount of shit to deal with too, but girls have just a little bit more.
Apr 18 2011 4:53AM
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iggyskier
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didn't read the thread but one word - multiples.
Apr 18 2011 6:14AM
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Blurst
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fitting in small places is not that big of an advantage? I cant think of a single time where a girl has got in some really tight space and I thought, man I really wish I could get in that uncomfortably small space.
Apr 18 2011 7:36AM
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whoa-dere
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you go girl!! hahaha, with the go girl, girls can now pee standing up with ease.
Apr 18 2011 8:05AM
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Toasty.
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can tell a random girl they look cute without her thinking they are creapin on them.
Apr 18 2011 8:32AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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if i woke up this morning in a hot girls body, i wouldnt be on newschoolers right now.
Apr 18 2011 8:48AM
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TechnoPotamus
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my boner is more like a half car length but hey who's counting
Apr 18 2011 8:58AM
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Huck_Norris
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This fkn slayed me. 

But when have you scissored your junk turning in a chair!?!??  HUH?  How about zipper bites??  Danger everywhere!!!

I'd say the bigget advantage to being a girl is multiple orgasms.  They can just hom along for minutes climaxing, and they're still ready to go for another one, no need to stop or anything.  The shit is unbelievable, and I for one am super jealous. 

That and they own us in so many ways.  It's true. 

Apr 18 2011 9:51AM
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jeR.
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ahaha wow
Apr 18 2011 9:58AM
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RubberSoul
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honestly how have you and i been the only two to mention their orgasms? we jizz and we're like aww yeah, they come and theyre like HLKHFKSDBFDJKBFKJDBCDJKBC BZZZZZZZZZZZZ for a minute, then, instead of needing a break, theyre just more charged up.. not fair
Apr 18 2011 1:00PM
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beezey
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Just the ones I got from you baby
Apr 18 2011 1:25PM
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big_mac_005
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hahaha so true
Apr 18 2011 1:27PM
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Anathema
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i don't know, maybe i'm just special, but i can have like 5 orgasms during sex. needless to say, when i'm done with her she looks like a glazed donut. i'm a one man bukkake army.
Apr 18 2011 1:33PM
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TinyTigers
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I lold so hard at this
Apr 18 2011 1:35PM
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Alpine3
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boom goes the dynamite
Apr 18 2011 1:36PM
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nkmo.
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My one word reply on Page 3 was: "Orgasms". Straight jealous. I mean, its dope that I can provide such a service, having a lady trembling and not being able to speak and all. But what we get in return, if it happens (damn you Whiskey), just is not the same.
Apr 18 2011 1:37PM
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nkmo.
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*Page 2
Apr 18 2011 1:39PM
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kstanz
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I think maybe a good thing now is that there is artificial sperm so we could essentially live on this earth by ourselves? It would be no fun though.

Also we get to play with our boobs >:)
Apr 18 2011 6:43PM
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jabroni.
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as this isssiis a skiing website i gotta say. girls are set to a much lower standard as pro athletes.
Apr 18 2011 6:54PM
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maximiliaan
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true but they have a vayajaj all day er day
Apr 18 2011 6:56PM
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jabroni.
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sounds like a win-win..?
Apr 18 2011 7:17PM
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lexich
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girls get flowers sent to them of course. guys dont!
Apr 18 2011 7:36PM
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J-Dunn
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If they have a chance to fuck you n ur hot. Then yea, they'll send you whatever you want.
Apr 19 2011 3:15AM
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eheath
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i lol'd
Apr 19 2011 3:19AM
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ScubaSteveFather
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False I got flowers once from my ex. But yes multiple orgasms that shit is just nuts, it would be so great.
Apr 19 2011 3:34AM
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.DIX.
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Sig worthy right hurr
Apr 19 2011 3:41AM
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ImNotARacist
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Like plastic sperm?
Apr 19 2011 11:07AM
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tuomas-p
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Little humor to this thread.
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Apr 19 2011 12:47PM
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inactive
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ATTA GIRL
Apr 19 2011 1:01PM
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Proze
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haha i remember weighing out a g and giving it to some girl and being like 20 bucks yo. she was like wahhhh imma girl it should be free. I took the gram back
Apr 19 2011 1:02PM
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