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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
Take the test and find out what's wrong with you.

http://www.hypnoid.com/psytest2.html
Apr 7 2011 5:43PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
was i the only one who thought that made 0 sense...
Apr 7 2011 5:46PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
none at all

plus it was completely wrong
Apr 7 2011 5:46PM
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PeteySkeety
Posts: 996 - Karma: 209
Thanks, you solved all my problems.
Apr 7 2011 5:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.


This is surprisingly accurate. I felt like I was picking shapes at random because the questions were so weird. That's pretty cool.
Apr 7 2011 5:48PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What the FUCK was that?


Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.


I agree with some, disagree with most.
Apr 7 2011 5:48PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i got the exact same one, weird, i agree with most of it though which is also weird
Apr 7 2011 5:49PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Although this fits me too. Maybe it gives answers that anyone can find in themselves, regardless of the test.
Apr 7 2011 5:51PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.
Apr 7 2011 5:51PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Mine was not true at all
Fond of tradition, but attached more to the joy of human interaction, you are often a beacon of hope to those members of society who have lost faith or who are in need of succor. You are often emotional, and this emotionality is rarely held in check. Kind and helping by nature, when affronted you will explode, and just as suddenly when the pain has passed return to normalcy again. On occasion this quick and vibrant emotionality is translated into a life on the stage or screen. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, but can sometimes be left confused and uncertain in times of stress or when tough decisions must be made. You avoid conflict, tending to stay out of trouble in hopes that the group will benefit most from this behavior. Because you have trouble putting your own needs first, you will be put in much stress if you find yourself in an unequal relationship, one in which your partner is not as giving as you are.
Apr 7 2011 5:51PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
It wasn't even remotely true for me.
Apr 7 2011 5:52PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
You reach out to the world and pull in experiences of all forms and kinds. Spontaneous, immediate and active, you have a natural tendency to win, whether this is in the business world or on the freeway. In the right context this can be a positive encouragement to those around you. In the wrong context it can lead to a pathetic display of ego and misplaced pride. You are always on the prowl for clues as to how to win. Usually this behavior is unconscious or playful but the sense of play can rapidly disappear if you are found to be losing in the aforementioned contest. Only those who don’t compete are met with derision. You love to be the center of attention. The moment at hand is always of prime concern. Worries about the future or the past, or abstract discussions of philosophical matters are something for others to concern themselves with. Emotions are fleeting and often used as tactics.


yess
Apr 7 2011 5:52PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
it failed to list one characteristic of me
Apr 7 2011 5:53PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.

kind of right minus the family part.

Also got a pretty solid headache from that.
Apr 7 2011 5:54PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
Your power comes from an ability to sense how things might be and to proclaim this possibility with a great force and willingness to act. You have a tendency to be romantic, and can be an idealist. This sense of how the world can be is often expressed with self-deprecatory humor. Because of your need to address the immediacy of the moment, you may not think things through to their logical end, relying instead on a feeling for how a situation SHOULD end. You need to be liked and appreciated by others, although your attention often wanders. Sometimes you neglect old friends in favor of a new or exciting acquaintance. You have a real difficulty being alone. Often you will seem to know how to handle a situation without exactly knowing HOW you know this. Your thoughts are often shallow. While in the excitement of the moment you can obsess about a task at hand. If it should become rote and unexciting, however, it can be dropped just as quickly.


HOLY FUCK
Apr 7 2011 5:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
Did you answer the questions 100% accurately? It's a completely confidential test, don't worry about anyone seeing how you answered different things. Be completely truthful and it's dead accurate.
Apr 7 2011 5:54PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
mine was surprisingly accurate...i have no idea how....
Apr 7 2011 5:54PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
got this also. i felt the same way, it's kind of true, but also pretty generic so could be true for almost everybody.
Apr 7 2011 5:55PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

Though quiet on the outside, you are often the hidden hero; someone who rushes in when needed and then after the emergency is over fades back into the woodwork.

i'm fucking batman. 

Apr 7 2011 5:56PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one. Consequently, family life is very important to you, and is often the most important aspect. Because of a strong sense of propriety however, you will sometimes consider the eccentric behavior of your friends and family as a personal affront. Often you find it difficult to speak up about personal anguish or pain, feeling instead that it is something an individual should bear in silence. Tradition is important to you, and you feel a sense of belonging when operating within the constraints of a predictable routine.
Apr 7 2011 5:57PM
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240sxKid
Posts: 733 - Karma: 3
12 looks like boobies, teehee.
Apr 7 2011 5:57PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
You're right, maybe I'll try it again in a different location where I know there won't be anyone looking over my shoulder at my embarrassing answers.
Apr 7 2011 5:58PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
holy shit. i gave up the first time cause i thought it was way too random. but tried again after people said it was accurate and this is VERY accurate.

Always happy in a crowd, you love to converse, to relate, and above all to have fun. You tend to think in a more holistic manner than many others. Like a crow you are attracted to shiny objects, new ideas, playful exciting colors and the thrill of a new personal relationship. You love to talk or gossip. You are highly invested in the reality of day-to-day life. Practicality is far more important than issues of honor or allegiance. You are a creature of the here and now. You are a natural multi-tasker, often switching mid-thought from one duty to another. You have a flair for presenting your personality in your work, and are known as a great storyteller and natural actor. You are very skilled at taking in a barrage of information and distilling what is most important from it. Naturally charming, you are quick to win new friends. Over stimulation is a danger.
Apr 7 2011 5:59PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
mine was true, the test gives you odd and weird questions to make you think to hard about the reality of what is actually at stake. So concentrating so much on whether A or B is you or not you, you are in turn believing that you are what the image says. At the end when it gives you this long explanation of your "personality" you are in turn going to believe its outcome because you have already been decieved into the first half of the test.  By using the outer glow on all the images and the weird strand of questioning, it gives you a sense of belief that this holds some uncharacteristic mind reading power.  Also the asnwers are vaguely broad and allow you to see yourself in almost each and every single one of them, make the test highly accurate to you and only you....quite neat if you think about it
Apr 7 2011 6:02PM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
Fond of tradition, but attached more to the joy of human interaction, you are often a beacon of hope to those members of society who have lost faith or who are in need of succor. You are often emotional, and this emotionality is rarely held in check. Kind and helping by nature, when affronted you will explode, and just as suddenly when the pain has passed return to normalcy again. On occasion this quick and vibrant emotionality is translated into a life on the stage or screen. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, but can sometimes be left confused and uncertain in times of stress or when tough decisions must be made. You avoid conflict, tending to stay out of trouble in hopes that the group will benefit most from this behavior. Because you have trouble putting your own needs first, you will be put in much stress if you find yourself in an unequal relationship, one in which your partner is not as giving as you are.

the test made no sense at all, but extremely accurate
Apr 7 2011 6:05PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
Mine was 100% right.. but what the hell?
Apr 7 2011 6:08PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
I have a feeling my long explanation is going to get drowned in the other long answers from the test so imma quote this for yo eyes bitches
Apr 7 2011 6:10PM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
hough quiet on the outside, you are often the hidden hero; someone who rushes in when needed and then after the emergency is over fades back into the woodwork. Because of this sense of duty and honor, you can also on occasion be rigid in your viewpoint and unyielding in the face of other ways of thinking. Usually cynical and rarely trusting of others, you maintain a small set of intimate friends. These bonds are stronger than most. You are always grounded in the present moment. Your close bonds can also lead to clique-ishness and a tendency to gossip about those who are deemed less worthy. You are an integrative thinker, collecting data from a wide range of sources and applying it to your worldview. You can become overly task-oriented. In stressful situations you often withdraw from the world to seek peace in contemplation. You often seem cold and withdrawn. Often you will withdraw rather than verbalize your discontent.

WOW scary......
Apr 7 2011 6:19PM
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Stickerbrush
Posts: 363 - Karma: 22
SCARY SHIT! This test knows me better then anyone else. 99% accurate.

You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.
Apr 7 2011 6:26PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
Got this as well
Apr 7 2011 6:37PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
that was weird as shit, some of the questions were not even about the shapes
Apr 7 2011 6:41PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
HOLY FUCK
so whack yet my description thing was pretty accurate
Apr 7 2011 6:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
It's quite groundbreaking isn't it?
Apr 7 2011 10:10PM
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EL_TIGRE
Posts: 2984 - Karma: 48
this was pretty damn close, but how? those questions were so fucking random, im pretty sure i just randomly answered some just to move on
Apr 7 2011 10:43PM
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J.Desjardins
Posts: 134 - Karma: 340

I got the same, and i was shiting in my pants because i couldnt understand how the test knows me...

Apr 7 2011 10:54PM
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CSpruit
Posts: 368 - Karma: 55
Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be seen as phlegmatic or impassive. In moments of high tension you can often surprise those around you with a lighthearted or humorous remark. Because of your facility with the physical world, you are often engaged in sports that require dexterity, such as motorcycling or hang gliding. You will rarely have time for flights of fancy or unproductive discussion. Constraints on your freedom will be regarded as a personal attack.

surprisingly pretty accurate .  wierd.  that was all so random I dont get it.
Apr 8 2011 9:46PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
What the fuck was that?
But this shit is pretty accurate.

Quiet and very self-assured, you tend to keep your own council. Pragmatic and practical to a fault, you are not one to worry about the finer points of philosophical discourse. In fact, because you are very much an individualist, you often finds yourself at odds with the established truth or the wishes of the majority. You will often earn the wrath of an employer by taking upon yourself decisions which are rightly those of your manager. You are not one to take credit unless it is deserved. Similarly however, you will also not happily give credit where it is not due. In a romantic relationship you can be very frustrating. While you do care deeply and sincerely, and are willing to work at a relationship, your confidence in your own abilities can on occasion make it difficult to see the world from a partner’s point of view. Quiet and stoic at times, you can drive a more emotional individual completely up the wall. You can become overstressed and fatigued without knowing it. Taking time to rest between bouts of hard work can help to prevent a breakdown later on.
Apr 8 2011 9:53PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.


this is very true.
Apr 8 2011 9:54PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Mehh,


Your power comes from an ability to sense how things might be and to proclaim this possibility with a great force and willingness to act. You have a tendency to be romantic, and can be an idealist. This sense of how the world can be is often expressed with self-deprecatory humor. Because of your need to address the immediacy of the moment, you may not think things through to their logical end, relying instead on a feeling for how a situation SHOULD end. You need to be liked and appreciated by others, although your attention often wanders. Sometimes you neglect old friends in favor of a new or exciting acquaintance. You have a real difficulty being alone. Often you will seem to know how to handle a situation without exactly knowing HOW you know this. Your thoughts are often shallow. While in the excitement of the moment you can obsess about a task at hand. If it should become rote and unexciting, however, it can be dropped just as quickly.
Apr 8 2011 9:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
yes, my phone wont let me use that
Apr 8 2011 9:59PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
I got this one too. Waaaaaay accurate for me!
Apr 8 2011 10:02PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20

natrually charming

fuck yeah

Apr 8 2011 10:04PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
that was fucking gay.
Apr 8 2011 10:09PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
fuck yeah i can predict the future without noing
Apr 8 2011 10:15PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.
Apr 8 2011 10:21PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
this is just like your horoscope, a pseudoscience. Almost everyone can relate to any of the results because they are so broad.
Apr 8 2011 10:22PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
that was a waste of time.
Apr 8 2011 10:36PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
whoa. that's weird as shit
Apr 8 2011 10:37PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
What the fuck
Apr 8 2011 10:40PM
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