"i'd rather attend a 4 hour lecture on how underwater basketweaving probably has no effect on the number of hairs on an average male raccoon's tail than watch the daytona 500 from start to finish" - Gator.
"I'll ask a serious question that I don't want lingering out there.Is it cool if I hook up with a 14 year old? But just make out? She has boobs." - ECB$
"You have no icon therefor you lie." -Beezey
"dude, hitting rails or a wallride in a full radiation suit would be hyphy as fuck." - pomme-de-terre
"I'm going to insist in my will that when I die, I'm laid in my coffin in the afterbang position. So I'm 'banging for eternity" -ClauseFour
"I'm never getting kids. Posh fuckers thinking they could be better than me... I'll rip you outta the womb with the sharpened edges of my AR5's, bitches." - Mike-O