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Things to do with a hurt neck.

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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
so today i was just fucking around in my backyard with some friends and tried to backflip a little jump that wasnt even close to big enough, fell strait on my head and messed my neck up pretty bad. I forgot what they said actually happened to it but im in a neck brace for the next 12 weeks and need something to do.

Apr 5 2011 10:08PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
in b4 masturbating
Apr 5 2011 10:09PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
inafter masturbating
Apr 5 2011 10:10PM
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MotherFuckaJones
Posts: 681 - Karma: 14
Do headstands
Apr 5 2011 10:18PM
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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
Take your neck brace off, you don't really need it, its just a conspiracy from health company's to make more money. kind of like pain killers in surgery or cancer. even heart attacks, its just power of suggestion
Apr 5 2011 10:19PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Video games. Or solitaire.
Apr 5 2011 10:22PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767

rewatch all of your favorite edits.

Apr 5 2011 10:26PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35

take sleeping pills and masturbate and see if you can finish before falling asleep.

^ best part is you always win.

Also get some lucky charms and pick all the marshmallows out put in a bowl and milk it and its amazing.

Apr 5 2011 10:58PM
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nskerb
Posts: 228 - Karma: 232
porn
Apr 5 2011 11:09PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
origami
Apr 5 2011 11:40PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
Netflix FTW!!!
Apr 6 2011 12:17AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
try to spin your left leg out in front of you in a clockwise circle while spinning your right in a counter clockwise circle it will either enterain you for hours or reduce you to tears
Apr 6 2011 12:22AM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
COD FTW!!!
Apr 6 2011 12:59AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
I really hope you aren't serious.
Apr 6 2011 1:08AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i'd recommend getting addicted to some kind of pills. opana's will fuck some shit up. rail an op and be fucked up all day.
Apr 6 2011 1:12AM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
You could always read a book or something...
Apr 6 2011 1:14AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
I really don't get it? I don't find it difficult at all?
Apr 6 2011 1:15AM
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TMiller
Posts: 444 - Karma: 7
Best invention ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 6 2011 3:54PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
xbox!! If you have one, if not chill on the couch and watch TV.
Apr 6 2011 3:57PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
This. I had mono for the past few weeks and I just watched Top Gear for days.
Apr 6 2011 3:57PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428

Give blowjobs oh wait...

get blowjobs

Apr 6 2011 3:58PM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
fapfapfapfapfapfap
Apr 6 2011 4:00PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
theres nothing wrong with reading, dont be an ignant 12 year old and shit all over it because you cant sit in one place for more than 5 minutes...
Apr 6 2011 4:01PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Yea when I broke my neck I just gamed, its pretty much the only thing you can do. Also sit outside & listen to music if its nice out, you don't wanna stay inside to long you go nuts, also get you fill of t3's and another shit codine & sometimes morphine caps. Keep them once you better and pop em while skiing & drinking, its amazing
Apr 6 2011 4:18PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
Dont even think about doing lincoln loops.
Apr 7 2011 12:41AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Pop some of your pain meds and enjoy!
Apr 7 2011 1:12AM
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