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OH MY GOD THE MOST AMAZING INVENTION

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Flying~Squirrel
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i was eating pudding, but before i used my spoon i took a spoonful of peanutbutter out of the jar and ate teh pudding on top of a peanut buttered spoon. what other culinary inventions have you come up with?
Apr 4 2011 9:14PM
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rudager
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I invented PB&J sammiches
Apr 4 2011 9:14PM
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.seb.
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nutella and fluff sandwich. burger with 2 personal pizzas for buns
Apr 4 2011 9:15PM
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Emma_Watson
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Just eat Fluff by itself. Orgasm in my mouth.
Apr 4 2011 9:16PM
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VT_FLO
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the bacon shrimp double cheese burger with maple syrup instead of ketchup. FUCKING AMAZING.
Apr 4 2011 9:17PM
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SPskier543
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Nutella and PB on cinnamon swirl bread oohhhh yes
Apr 4 2011 9:18PM
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BEARS.
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maple syurp stuffed hamburger buns with cream cheese on top. mmmmmmmmmm
Apr 4 2011 9:18PM
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.seb.
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the shrimp throws me off. the rest sounds amazzinng
Apr 4 2011 9:18PM
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TheHuggyBear
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you know how i think you are from canada?
Apr 4 2011 9:19PM
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masterhatin
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probably didnt invent it but, but a nutella,PB and banana sandwich is money
Apr 4 2011 9:20PM
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E.C.
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im so hungery now
Apr 4 2011 9:20PM
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marsh.
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nutella, PB, and fluff triple decker on wonder bread...
Apr 4 2011 9:20PM
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michelle
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Butter, cinnamon, sugar on bread then toast it. Can be done with crescent rolls too, which is even better!
Apr 4 2011 9:27PM
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Mr.Turtle
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sliced bread
/claim
Apr 4 2011 9:28PM
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soulskier
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i can take no credit, but a bacon weave by itself is man candy
Apr 4 2011 9:28PM
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SPskier543
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Haha isn't that just called cinnamon toast? Not very revolutionary lol
Apr 4 2011 9:29PM
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.jersey
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Having a woman make you a sandwich. Yep, i started that. Yep, i am that good.
Apr 4 2011 9:30PM
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SPskier543
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And pour equal amount of coke, root beer, and dr p into a 1 gallon ziplock bag. Freeze until there is a little liquid left and mash it all together making a smooth consistency and then pour into a cup. It goes real nice with a PB and nutella sandwicj
Apr 4 2011 9:31PM
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shr@gler
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So you've heard of the McGangbang. ie. trigger burger.

Well

Yesterday i invented the SHOTGUN.

A&W chubby chicken inside of a papa burger.

hunger problem solved for a day (at least)

Apr 4 2011 9:33PM
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Anathema
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my favorite lunch as a kid was a ham/turkey sandwich with mustard, mayo, and i'd put barbecue chips in it.

and wash it all down with some welches grape juice with club soda mixed into it .

Apr 4 2011 9:34PM
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1337
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cinnamon toast!
Apr 4 2011 9:36PM
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inactive
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dont try to tell me you were sober when you crafted that
Apr 4 2011 9:38PM
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salomonskiier12
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nutella and pee-nuts
Apr 4 2011 9:52PM
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t-roy
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anything with bacon and/or maple syrup
Apr 4 2011 9:55PM
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rudager
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meh. That nothing.
Try working there for 4 years, you get pretty creative.
Apr 4 2011 9:57PM
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CoonKiller
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Apr 4 2011 10:03PM
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VT_FLO
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guilty as charged
Apr 4 2011 10:05PM
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Algebra
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Repost man, come on. Searbarz n00b. https://newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/556049/
Apr 4 2011 10:18PM
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Z-Juice
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graham crackers in milk. good stuff
Apr 4 2011 10:25PM
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TylerMacDonald
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That is mildly inappropriate.
Apr 4 2011 10:45PM
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ForrestW
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i always make my PBJs on cinnamon raisin bread.... sooo good, but i wish i had access to free nutella so i could have what your mouth has.
Apr 4 2011 10:49PM
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Deezy
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McGangbang
Double McGangbang

and with any burger add the fries as a topping and you have a sweet tasting mouthful... then wash it down with a nice cold coke... im so hungry
Apr 4 2011 10:50PM
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SPskier543
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No raisins, just Pepperridge cinnamon swirl bread. It tastes like cinnamon buns, and you have an instant orgasm when you consume one bite of cinnamony nutella PB goodness
Apr 4 2011 11:01PM
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Jahrassicpark
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That sounds so good, and for me I enjoy the gourmet grilled cheese with roasted tomatoes, artichokes, spinach, cheese and hot sauce.
Apr 4 2011 11:08PM
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stupendous-man
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take a crapload of melted otter pops and pour them into popsicle molds. make sure the flavors are mixed up to so you have blu/red/orange otter pops in each mold. its so good.
Apr 4 2011 11:10PM
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geteducated
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toast, butter, sugar, cinnamon
Apr 4 2011 11:12PM
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ktd619
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I invented teh woman. sammich masterpiece
Apr 4 2011 11:27PM
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Static
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chocolate dipped lettuce wedge
Apr 5 2011 12:41AM
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Slop-Tart
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1/2 apple juice 1/2 mountain dew ohh yeaa
Apr 5 2011 12:44AM
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MNS
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wow newschoolers is fucking gay
Apr 5 2011 12:48AM
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chardi
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why don't you go drive your harley, fag.
Apr 5 2011 12:51AM
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jonny828
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hmm...blazed food thread? sounds nom nom
Apr 5 2011 1:15AM
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I.B
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DON"T FUCK WIFF MY MAN NUGGET.
Apr 5 2011 1:55AM
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annex_
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nah you gotta go for the pregnant burger
A&W baby burger inside a mama burger
OR
pregnant with twins when they have the mini sirloin burgers. - inside a mama burger.

Apr 5 2011 2:18AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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...pink elephants
Apr 5 2011 3:15AM
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Big_Spence
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omg i must have a pregnant with twins right this second.
Apr 5 2011 3:17AM
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Mr.Luke
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Orgasm
Apr 5 2011 6:22AM
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Mr.Luke
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Potato Pancake
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Hotdog
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Oragsm
Apr 5 2011 6:26AM
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hoodratz47
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A TWIZZELR INSIDE OF A SOUR PUNCH STRAW INSIDE OF A REDVINE

it is like a turduckin of licorice.
Apr 5 2011 6:28AM
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oreopancake.
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going through this thread high was the worst decision of my life.
Apr 5 2011 6:37AM
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BIGben*
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Not you thats epic meal yime
Apr 5 2011 6:47AM
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