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I FUCKING HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY

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Noss.
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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

tell stories now and i might share mine

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naowgo
Apr 1 2011 4:19PM
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Dylan_
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girl today in my study hall texted her bf telling him she was prego. funny shit
Apr 1 2011 4:20PM
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jibjim
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i slept until noon

sick way to start a thread btw buddy
Apr 1 2011 4:20PM
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k-rob
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when i was little i used to cover toilet seats in plastic wrap so when people peed on them it would splash back up at them.
Apr 1 2011 4:21PM
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yeahno
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pooped in a sock drawer
Apr 1 2011 4:23PM
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E.C.
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i farted on pillows
Apr 1 2011 4:27PM
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iSmokeweed
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got suspended today. i wanted to ask the administration if it was all an april fools joke but that might had been a little much.

Apr 1 2011 4:31PM
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Cufe.
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I ranover some girls cat, she ran our crying so I poked her in the eye with my dick. But I said April fools, so it's okay
Apr 1 2011 4:32PM
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derpina
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After reading a few of your posts, I have decided that you are officially the CREEPIEST NS member.
Apr 1 2011 4:44PM
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*monsterskier*
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agreed
Apr 1 2011 4:58PM
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freestyler540
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dont get pink eye
Apr 1 2011 4:59PM
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Cufe.
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Agreed, that Cufe chick is so creepy. Glad I dont know her
Apr 1 2011 5:00PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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just bought a sick bike for $900, don't know too much about bikes yet so my co-workers basically walked me through everything. about to get it fit and my buddy at work says "hey man, that bike's way to small for you"

"... no it isn't, i've talked to everyone around the shop, if anything its too big"

"no man, i'm serious, that's like way too small for you. how much did you pay for that?"

"900 bucks"

"holy fuck man, you got played!"

"..."

"i'm fucking with you"


fucker
Apr 1 2011 5:03PM
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RubberSoul
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let's hear it bro
Apr 1 2011 5:09PM
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dbchili
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i put on a balclava and ran at my girlfriend with a knife this morning when she was waking up, she screamed
Apr 1 2011 5:12PM
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theabortionator
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Nothin for me yet
Apr 1 2011 5:16PM
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Noss.
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gf texted me telling it was over, i was wtf and semi flipped at her and then she sent me a text like 10 min later april fool.....i hate the world
Apr 1 2011 5:17PM
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PBRasap
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I put salt in the pepper shaker and pepper in the salt shakers at school. Lame i know.
Apr 1 2011 5:20PM
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CKpolicy
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gmail motion?
Apr 1 2011 5:20PM
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Lemuel
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Prolly because you are chubby.
Apr 1 2011 5:23PM
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c4t_l0ver
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stayed the night at my freinds house, woke him up by pouring cold water on his face and spraying him with shaving cream. he got mad and went to have a shower, while showering we smeared butter on the floor.... :)
Apr 1 2011 5:24PM
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*simba*
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BOOM


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Apr 1 2011 5:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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Those aren't even April Fools jokes, that's just you being a massive douche.
Apr 1 2011 5:33PM
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Arabian.
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Apr 1 2011 5:35PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i tied the axle of my friends car to a light pole, and then right where the car would be when it stopped i put a bunch of marbles on the ground.


what i wanted to do, however, was go into the main hallway in the main building at my school at night and fill it with about a million paper cups of water and dye, but that would have been really hard.
Apr 1 2011 5:40PM
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RubberSoul
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ahhh those ones are risky, same with the "i'm pregnant" one
Apr 1 2011 5:49PM
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monkatizer
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well, i acted as i fell out a window on the thrid floor by lying on the ground below it before class. the teacher fliped and belived it! right as she was calling the office, everyone told her it was a joke and she laughed!
Apr 1 2011 5:57PM
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