shit, i had some fucked up dream this morning......i was with my family, and it was the biggest blizzard on record, and we were parked at the foot of a 500 ft cliff, and my dad was outside shovelling in the middle of the storm and i helped him a bnit and then he started to shovel the sidewalk and I wouldn't do it so he got mad and did it himself and he's like 'it's good for your back' I was like no it's not, and he said it is if you use your legs....i was like fuick this, so i put on my rollerblades and i was followin my mom who was in the park with hot chocolate, and i was rippin through the snow in my blades, dodging trees and benches, and i saw my mom putting whipped cream in the hot c. and when i got there, there was an rcmp guy sitting there, talkin to my mom, bein friendlt n shit, and there was a chairlift behind my mom so i got on, and it was a very high lift, with huge gondola poles, and i looked back, and my brother was hanging on to the saftey bar behind me, so i put the bar down, we were like 400 ft up, and he could reack the cable and he was infront of me, i didn't know how long he could hold on, and i thought about telling him to jump off when we reached a huge tower, theres a little ledge, but it was cov3ered in ice, mad sketchy, and then his hands ran through the wheels on the cable, one got fucked up and he was holding on with only one hand, still trying to be positive, but you could see he was scared shitless, and i was like, this dream is too scary, fuck it, im out, and i made myself wake up....it was fucked
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