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Favorite South Park episode

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lizziebeth
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so the 25 episode countdown/marithon is on this weekend, and i wanted to take a poll of everyone's favorite episode. list away.

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Jul 13 2004 12:19AM
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LineRoyalArmy
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The one when Cartman buys pubes. But then gets pissed at the kid and wants his money back. And trys to get a pony to bite his wiener off, but it sucks it instead. And Cartman is like no not like that, he will like that. But in the end Cartman got even and had a twisted ending which included: chili, dead parents and a famous band.
Jul 13 2004 4:15AM
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SKItheBURG
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haha, that one's great. the towlie episode is probly my favorite. they're all so good tho.

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Jul 13 2004 9:30AM
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lizziebeth
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haha yeah those are both good. the towlie one was on last night actually. i like the one where the senior citizens take over the town. hilarious.

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Jul 13 2004 11:08AM
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EastCoastPride
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i liked the one where the lady with the dead fetus attached to her head taught at their school.


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Jul 13 2004 11:36AM
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five0
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^haha thats a wicked old episode,i liked towlie,the chili one,the mongolian one, and the dawsons creek one where cartman sang about his trapper keeper to the dawsons creek theme.
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Jul 13 2004 12:28PM
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skihillraod
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Towlie number 1
Cartman the fetus dealer number 2
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'3030'
Jul 13 2004 7:21PM
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Stryken
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The one where the hampster goes up mister slaves ass, and the one where the boys find out that Earth is just a universal TV show.

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Jul 13 2004 7:24PM
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Stryken
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OH! And the one where they go to Aspen! That's awesome.

See that? He pizza'd when he shoulda french fried...if you pizza when you're supposed to french fry your gonna have a bad time.

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Jul 13 2004 7:25PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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I like the crab people, the one where cartman trys to become a lesbian, and the trapper keeper one.





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Jul 13 2004 7:41PM
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XSKI712
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yeah the queer eye for the striaght guy one kicked ass, even my mom laughed at it, and she hates south park.




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Jul 13 2004 8:36PM
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five0
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also the one where they became ninjas and butters got the star in his eye and cartman got naked and walked across the stage
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Jul 13 2004 8:54PM
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hoodratz47
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the passion of the jew.. with mel gibosn.. goddam.. and the first episode.. also.. there all good.


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Jul 13 2004 8:56PM
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hazel_32
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^ haha the nija one is badass.....but the alien anal probe one is great



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Jul 13 2004 8:58PM
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nut
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The return of the lord of the rings to the two towers. Back door sluts 9 had me laughing my ass off

I also liked the one when Jimmy and Timmy joined the crips


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Jul 14 2004 9:24AM
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T.Spliff
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i like the one were the people come back from the future to get jobs so they can put the money in the bank and in the future there familys will have money. and they do all the jobs for so cheap that all the south park people lose there jobs and there like 'THEY TOOK OUR JEERRRBBBS' and they start a big gay pile and it goes on and on
Jul 14 2004 9:37AM
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vtpublicenemy3
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the lord of the rings episode is my fav
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Jul 14 2004 11:37AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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how about the one where their at the coleseium (sp?) and the scientologists show up.





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Jul 14 2004 12:06PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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just about all of them except the Awesome-o episode.
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Jul 14 2004 12:26PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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What about the NAMBLA episode that one was funny as hell.






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Jul 14 2004 12:27PM
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T.L.
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prolly the queer eye one with crab people


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Jul 14 2004 2:12PM
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bigJ
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Michael Jackson was funny, Chef Aide- classic, Earth TV Show


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Jul 14 2004 2:25PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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The micheal jackson one was so funny. He was all shrivled up. Didn't they call him Mr. Jefferson






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Jul 14 2004 3:25PM
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SKItheBURG
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i love the one where jimmy uses steroids, too. and the one with the sea people. 'i got them for free, some guy just had me suck them out of a hose in a back alley.'

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Jul 14 2004 4:07PM
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chuuch
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'you got served and you didnt dance back?!!'
i love that one
Jul 14 2004 4:56PM
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Jul 14 2004 5:43PM
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jarossamdb7
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hte one witht the cows and the ailians and where kyles brother gets taken away is great.
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Jul 15 2004 12:44AM
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hoodratz47
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the one about the scentoligests in teh colosuem.. it was for mtv. music awards..... great lime.. i crapped my pants/.. ahh god its sticky and gooy



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Jul 15 2004 1:31AM
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hendrik.
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ninja one, and the one with the child abductors or smthg with the recurring problem with mongolians and the 'city wall'
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Jul 15 2004 3:19AM
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nut
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I just remembered the fingerbang one. Where Cartman wnated to be the 'tough one' of the boy band. And the mall security guards. 'Move along ma'am'


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Jul 15 2004 10:46AM
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chuuch
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the one where cartmen tries to get a platnium ablum with his christian rock band
Jul 15 2004 11:43AM
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LEMIWINKS!!!!


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Jul 15 2004 3:17PM
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ottoponto
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Just saw the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O and Red Sleigh Down. They're bound to be classics in the future, if they're not that already.
Jul 15 2004 3:25PM
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.scott.
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i like the original christmas episode where stan sings the song about being jewish on christmas and kenny survives the entire episode.
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Jul 15 2004 5:47PM
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freeze_pooter
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yeah deff the ski one in aspen
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Jul 15 2004 6:00PM
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lj5
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the aspen one rules and at the end there like 'whoah dude Skiing sucks.'
Jul 15 2004 6:04PM
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asac
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the mel gibson one is funny. and the one with the 'damn mongolians' and the kidnappings and stuff.





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Jul 15 2004 9:27PM
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!




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Jul 16 2004 12:09PM
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Mad_Trix540
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the one were they go to the time share vacation in aspen.


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Jul 16 2004 1:31PM
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ATLANTASKI
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awesom-o queer eye one, 30000 recorder blow
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Jul 16 2004 3:01PM
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five0
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anyone remember when cartman found his christmas present in his moms closet..he said it was the Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000
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Jul 16 2004 10:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Aspen definitely is my favorite. Another favorite was the one where they built a wall around the city to help keep the kids safe.

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Jul 16 2004 11:49PM
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DynastarriderGP
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I was watchin' that last night, when Kenny gave his dad Vodka with abortion Pills and he started vommiting and having diharhea at the same time, I nearly shit myself it was so funny.



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Jul 17 2004 7:04PM
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Vtsnowski
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i like the first season



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Jul 18 2004 2:37PM
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mark_skis
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the casa-bonita episode
city wok with the mongowians
jared from sub way and his 'aides'
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Jul 18 2004 2:44PM
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WIfreeskier
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-the pubes/chili episode
-the gerbil that goes through mr. slave's digestive system
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Jul 18 2004 3:29PM
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sconnyFC
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taco flavored kisses!

if you make a run for the border, make sure not to foget my order. a taco two burritos and a soda pop.


and watching martha stewart cram a thanksgiving turkey up her ass, brilliant.








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Jul 20 2004 3:30AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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the episode with Raisins
the halloween episode with korn
poop out mouth
shit episode
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Jul 20 2004 9:58AM
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lizziebeth
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'i love you ben. you almost make me forget about tacos'

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Jul 20 2004 11:26AM
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beer.
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uhh what about the one where they become aetheists. 'now instead of basting the turkey with traditional marinade, we're going to baste it with lube.' that and the awesome-o one.


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Jul 20 2004 12:28PM
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brody
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THe one were they buy weapons and become japanamation, or the one were cartman shoves food up his ass and shits out his mouth


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