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Religion set to go extinct

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RudyGarmisch
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12811197
Mar 23 2011 6:45AM
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.jesus.
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you ever been to ireland? no you say? hmm well then you have no room to talk and are parroting a steriotype
Mar 23 2011 5:28PM
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PJS.
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nothing new?









lol
Mar 23 2011 5:31PM
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Tasche
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Sex has progressed science more than any other factor. You think nerds want to be smart for the sake of mankind? Fuck no, they are inventing shit to get rich and therefore get laid. Look at Ben Franklin, guy was fat, had gout, balding, and ugly. AND THE GUY SLAYED!

In addition, religion is against recreational sex. Which makes since, who better to judge the sex lives of people than a creepy 70 year old celibate man who wears a cape.

So in summation, religion has not only ruined sex and made normal human biology shameful, but has also stunted scientific development. Strike 2 religion, strike 2.
Mar 23 2011 5:31PM
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.jesus.
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threads for lulz
Mar 23 2011 5:34PM
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exile_ch
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Are you seriously saying sex stunted scientific development? Dude i knew you were out of your mind, but to this point, I had no idea.
Mar 23 2011 5:35PM
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pmw
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totally right

all scientists are in that business to get rich (because the cash flow in that way of life is astounding....) and get laid. it's not like they're being driven by the thirst for knowledge and the love for their job.


without sex we wouldnt have science, because all science is damn near 100% fueled by the desire to get laid. i mean, come on. on of the most prominent minds of our time, and he only does it to slay all the pussy that comes his was each night

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once again, you are spot one. 100% of religious people follow celibacy because all they know how to do is live and breathe every word the bible expels. they dont know how to pick and choose or interpret, becuase religion isnt based off of that.

god damn. you are seriously one of the greatest minds on this site. after reading this posts i really feel like we should eliminate all those who believe in anything other then what our pussy-hungry scientists tell us to. jesus, you should teach a class somewhere
Mar 23 2011 5:43PM
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Tasche
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check mate.
Mar 23 2011 5:45PM
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.Tom.
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How to make yourself look like an idiot, make wild asumptions about people you've never met.
I'm from Ireland mate.
Mar 23 2011 5:53PM
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californiagrown
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Seriously i challenge anyone to name something that has been invented in the past 50 years that has been a legit step for mankind, that was not just an advancement of an already existing technology.

the human genome is the only one that comes to mind.

in the early 20th century we invented powered flight, space travel, the microchip, and nuclear fusion and fission.
Mar 23 2011 5:57PM
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pmw
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who says all this "technological advancement" is even good?
what, so we can now rely even more on little machines?
Mar 23 2011 5:58PM
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Mr.Turtle
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the internet?
Mar 23 2011 6:00PM
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californiagrown
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just an advancement of code writing.

also i would argue that the internet revolution was a societal thing, not technology. the technology has been there since there were computers and phone lines.
Mar 23 2011 6:03PM
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EAST~COAST
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Internet, broadband, WWW (browser and html)
PC/laptop computers
Mobile phones
E-mail
DNA testing and sequencing/Human genome mapping
Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI)
Microprocessors
Fiber optics
Office software (spreadsheets, word processors)
Non-invasive laser/robotic surgery (laparoscopy)
Open source software and services (e.g., Linux, Wikipedia)
Light emitting diodes
Liquid crystal display (LCD)
GPS systems
Online shopping/ecommerce/auctions (e.g., eBay)
Media file compression (jpeg, mpeg, mp3)
Microfinance
Photovoltaic Solar Energy
Large scale wind turbines
Social networking via the Internet
Graphic user interface (GUI)
Digital photography/videography
RFID and applications (e.g., EZ Pass)
Genetically modified plants
Bio fuels
Bar codes and scanners
ATMs
Stents
SRAM flash memory
Anti retroviral treatment for AIDS
Mar 23 2011 6:08PM
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Mr.Turtle
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smoke detectors, MRIs, GPS, lasers
Mar 23 2011 6:09PM
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ORDEAL
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Mar 23 2011 6:12PM
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CharlieSheen
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Californiagrown has trolled the fuck out of everyone in this thread.

Mar 23 2011 6:18PM
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californiagrown
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All of it is just another small advancement. just another layer on the proverbial onion. all that stuff is eaither really not that important and revolutionary, or its just an advancemnet on prior tech.


where are the brand new, earth shaking ideas and technologies that were being developed in the early part of last century?


Where are the revolutionary brand new ideas? Stuff that is a giant leap ahead.

Mar 23 2011 6:20PM
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exile_ch
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1961-INDUSTRIAL ROBOT
1962-COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE
1955-POLIO VACCINE
1981-PERSONAL COMPUTER
1989-WORLD WIDE WEB
1970-DIGITAL MUSIC
1973-CELLPHONE
1961-CARBON-FIBER COMPOSITES
1973-MRI
1978-GPS
1984-DNA FINGERPRINTING
1960-PACEMAKER
1995-HIV PROTEASE INHIBITORS
1998-GENETIC SEQUENCING
1951-NUCLEAR POWER REACTOR
1952-OPTICAL FIBER
1952-FUSION BOMB
1957-SATELLITE
1961-FIRST MAN IN SPACE
1969-FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
1959-SPACE PROBE
1960-LASER
1971-EMAIL
1971-MICROPROCESSOR
1976-GORETEX
1980-COMPACT DISC
1982-ARTIFICIAL HEART
2000-HUMAN GENOME SEQUENCING PROCESS
2002-SYNTHETIC LIFE
Mar 23 2011 6:20PM
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Mr.Turtle
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internet porn.
fuck off troll
Mar 23 2011 6:22PM
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californiagrown
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btw, i said 50 years, so everything before 1961 doesnt count. Takes away A LOT of your list huh?

the only thing in your list that actually is revolutionary is the synthetic life. I imagine you are talking about the pitri dish organs?


Mar 23 2011 6:24PM
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Tasche
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Mar 23 2011 6:26PM
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californiagrown
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sparknotes please...


Mar 23 2011 6:28PM
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theabortionator
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I find this disgusting. Especially in America. WE were founded as "ONE NATION UNDER GOD". We were founded as a christian nation. Can't even walk down the street or flip on the tv without seeing anything but evil and disgusting things pushed into your face. It saddens me how far we've slid away from the bible. The ends times are beginning.

When Jesus returns, will you go with him? This is serious. I know we all disagree once in a while but I don't want to see any of my fellow nsers go to hell. Please just think about it. I pray that the lord will draw at the strings of your heart and call you toward him. If anybody wants to talk feel free to PM me.
Mar 23 2011 6:29PM
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EAST~COAST
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an MRI machine isn't a huge break through in the medical field?!
Mar 23 2011 6:30PM
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californiagrown
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MRI's arent that important in the grand scheme of things.

the discovery of Penecillin(sp?) on the other hand is. And it was completely new.

An MRI machine uses big ass electro magnets(an already existing technology) to perform something new. It is essentially a next generation x-ray machine...something to see inside the body.
Mar 23 2011 6:33PM
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Tasche
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ok...

http://www.sparknotes.com/
Mar 23 2011 6:40PM
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californiagrown
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now that is a breakthrough for students around the world. An industry built around helping students not do their assigned work.
Mar 23 2011 6:47PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Troooooooooolololololol
Mar 23 2011 6:53PM
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RubberSoul
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i honestly can't tell if youre trolling or not
Mar 23 2011 7:00PM
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Brock.
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he raises some good points...
Mar 23 2011 7:07PM
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theabortionator
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I know it's the internet and everyone posts stupid stuff but this is a serious issue. God loves you, not for the things you've done but just that unconditional love.
Mar 23 2011 7:15PM
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RubberSoul
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some werent bad (ive only perused the thread a bit but most of what he claimed as evidence for religion being good and necessary are things that can and ARE done without religion such as tight knit community, morals, spirituality, benevolence to others etc) but claiming that recreational sex has slowed down advancement? i mean im almost positive he's trolling but honestly ive seen dumber shit said on here..

Mar 23 2011 7:15PM
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californiagrown
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good things can be done without religon but religon facilitates the process. the example i used before is a good one-"donating to the red cross or a food bank is a lot easier than actually going out and delivering food to the poor, or helping the injured poor in other countries". i dont want to actually go and find a poor family and give them a TG turkey, but i am more than happy to drop off a turkey at the local food bank and let them do the leg work.

Religon is the best institution that we have to facilitate good charitable work. I am in no way saying that religon is neccesary for charity and a sense of community. i am saying that religon is the easiest, and most accesable way to perform charitable acts, and find a tight knit community.

Mar 23 2011 7:28PM
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.jesus.
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well then my apologies my good sir

Irish joke time.
What's Irish and stays out all night?






















paddy o'furniture
Mar 23 2011 9:52PM
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californiagrown
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wait? what was this thread originally about?
Mar 23 2011 10:29PM
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Proletariat.
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Religion doesn't help people. People help people.
Mar 23 2011 10:34PM
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californiagrown
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but religon helps people help people


kinda like guns help people kill people


Facilitator...its a good thing
Mar 23 2011 10:58PM
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JamesR
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The Jefferson Bible: relevant to your interests
Mar 23 2011 11:02PM
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84891jnf92048
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bahahaha yes, i called this one.
Mar 23 2011 11:27PM
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GayWolf420
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This thread = lolz.
Mar 23 2011 11:31PM
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MNS
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you = post whore
Mar 23 2011 11:45PM
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Brock.
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watch Book of Eli.
Mar 23 2011 11:46PM
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AGOF
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i have never understood why ns hates on religion so hard, if you dont believe in it whatever, but dont bash on people that have faith in something other than this life
Mar 24 2011 12:40AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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californiagrown, you are an imbecile.
Mar 24 2011 12:59AM
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.jon
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Do you remember what middle school was like? That's why. God have mercy on your soul if you ever admitted to believing in a higher power.

I'm not going to get too into this argument, because even I could play devil's advocate with myself all day long. But I think it's crucial to differentiate between followers of a religion and a religion itself. There is no such thing as a perfect follower of a religion, and we admit that. We're not even going to claim that our religion is perfect. After all, it's merely an attempt to follow a higher power that we believe in and in itself is very man-made. The Vatican would like you to believe otherwise, but that's why I'm not a Catholic.
Mar 24 2011 1:02AM
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poptarts4life
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People shouldn't generalize Christians so much

I, as a Christian believe

- The Earth is old

- A large sum of the bible is not to be taken literally

- A large sum of the bible is made up(god didn't edit the bible......)

- People shouldn't shove their religion down other people's throats

- Dinosaurs existed, and not during people times!!(dumbest argument i've ever gotten into with someone at school)

- Aliens do exist

- There is some type of evolution

- Jesus did die for my sins

- god did not want us to hate gay people ( I don't understand how people can think god would hate anyone who was born a way they can't help...)

- most Christians do not live their life like one (go to a college party)

- Just because you are a different religion than Christianity doesn't mean you're going to hell( I get shit for this one)

I go to church whenever I come home and was raised as a methodist( but i think denominations are dumb so I say i'm a Christian).
Mar 24 2011 1:26AM
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molsongolden
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humanism
Mar 24 2011 1:27AM
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californiagrown
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Meh, it was fairly intelligent, it just had nothing to do with religon lol.





Mar 24 2011 1:35AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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Believe it or not, many of our laws have their origins in religious text, which many people got morals from. Is there an atheist's book of morals?

What religion gives us is how to act. If religion had never happened, what kind of laws, government system would we have?

hate it all you want, the US was started (and continues to run) under laws originating in religion
Mar 24 2011 1:38AM
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Proletariat.
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I prefer "religion is responsible for most of the war and suffering in the world"
Mar 24 2011 1:38AM
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