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Caught sleeping at girls house... by her dad

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Bangs.
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So spring break started this week and i decided to spend my first night off at my girfriends. Ive slept over before i just had to be sneaky it isnt a big deal. So we put some blankets outside on the patio in th woods and enjoy the warm night. Around 3 we go into the house and sleep in this closet in the basement where noone ever checks. She goes up to her room at 6am. I wake up at eight to her dad going to through my wallet and threatening to "kick my ass". He keeps my wallet and scares the shit out of me..... then calls my parents who actuallly did not give a fuck. oh yea and while being yelled at there was a container of lube on the ground...

anything similiar happen to you guys?

please help me lighten my mood

Mar 22 2011 11:56AM
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Raz.
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dos
Mar 22 2011 3:33PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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amen, dad should have gave you a high five and asked if you were ready for pancakes and bacon.
Mar 22 2011 3:33PM
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Bubba-Snax
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Lol i just got rick rolled through written word. this has to be a first in history!

but yea i think every guy has some kinda story like this. when i was 16 i woke up to this girls dad pointing a shotgun at me. looking back i doubt it was loaded but i wasnt rlly gonna question it at the time.
Mar 22 2011 3:47PM
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*rkp*
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yeah...

one time I had a conversation with my ex's father...while I was inside her.
looking him straight in the eye.
Mar 22 2011 3:51PM
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Bubba-Snax
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is this some serious sarcasm im not getting??

if not... then its story time or BS.
Mar 22 2011 3:57PM
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Mr.Luke
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These girls are fucking 18 years old, not some dried up old ladies, they're good to go!

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing the lube for my pussy! I never would've been able to handle your fucking four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
Mar 22 2011 3:58PM
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comeatmebro
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you've never heard of blankets?
Mar 22 2011 4:00PM
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*rkp*
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blanketed of course.
she was little spoon.

sharing a hotel room with her parents on vacation. morning quickie (stealthy). her dad wakes up, walks over. chats for a bit.

I think he was probably too awkward to say anything..
Mar 22 2011 4:01PM
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Cheezcake.
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you win this thread.
Mar 22 2011 4:06PM
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scratchproteen
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Mar 22 2011 4:13PM
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trettzilla
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i congratulate you on a job well done. that is impressive
Mar 22 2011 4:14PM
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ClassyGroup
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I was getting hot n' heavy with a girl when her parents came home early. I hucked it out her second story window, thinking I was safe cuz I had hidden my shoes out of sight from the front hall. She threw my clothes out after me. Turns out, the dad had seen them, so i when back to her house that night and tossed them back in her room to cover the lie she had told her parents (That she was borrowing the shoes from a friend). Needless to say I had to return to get them form the dad. Maned the fuck up and faced the dad to get my shoes back. They were custom Nike IDs. lol
Mar 22 2011 4:15PM
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No_Dub
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e-handshake
Mar 22 2011 4:16PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i stayed over at my girlfriend's house this one time, and her dad was making us stay in different rooms. he said "i don't trust you." so i said to him "you can trust me, i'm fucking your daughter."
Mar 22 2011 4:17PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Pretty sure it's every father's job to scare the living bejesus out of his daughter's boyfriends.
Mar 22 2011 4:17PM
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-ROY-
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You should really bond with the father to make things better. Next time your over ask him if he wants to tag team her
Mar 22 2011 4:46PM
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theabortionator
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No. Really fucking strange
Mar 22 2011 5:50PM
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SPskier543
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pee in his butt
Mar 22 2011 5:52PM
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rigzz
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You know what. my dads fucked. He was acting all pissed at me, while me, Knew what I just did. Needless to say I had a big smile and was not listening shit all from what he had to say.
Mar 22 2011 6:14PM
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Bangs.
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haha first time and it was like scented and shit :)
Mar 23 2011 6:40PM
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Bangs.
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haha first time and it was like scented and shit :)
Mar 23 2011 6:40PM
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Bangs.
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haha first time and it was like scented and shit :)
Mar 23 2011 6:41PM
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Bangs.
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haha first time and it was like scented and shit :) anyways im 16 shes 17
Mar 23 2011 6:42PM
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gmack24
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haha that sucks man, lube? on the floor? dad saw it? yikes!
Mar 23 2011 6:45PM
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garrettwiz
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Im surprised no one has brought up the fact that you were sleeping in a closet? was it like a huge walk in closet?
Mar 23 2011 6:54PM
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pmsnow
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I have had to jump out of windows and sneak out but was never caught. My little brother on the other hand.......

He went to a girls house right after school to get it in before the parents got home from work. Well mid fuck, the parents come home early. The dad walks in on them and starts yelling how he is going to beat the shit out of my little brother. So my brother stands up (he is 6'5" and pretty muscular/ solid build) and the dad just starts to stutter and starts to back away. My brother got dressed and then walked out. The father was scared shitless and just yelled never to talk to his girl ever again as my brother walked to his car.
Mar 23 2011 6:55PM
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skithesprings
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yeah really, what dad wouldn't be pumped to know his son is getting some? its not like he walked in on him with another dude... or did he?
Mar 23 2011 6:57PM
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Bangs.
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we slept on a wooden platform in the woods near a stream under the moon and stars : )

with blankets and shit i just went in the closet when it got bright out and fell asleep in there.

Mar 23 2011 7:01PM
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californiagrown
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this is the correct attitude. You should be living life for your own entertainment, until you actually find someone that think could be wifey material.
Mar 23 2011 7:02PM
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saucybiscuits
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this summer, this girls mom walked into her room at 2:15am while she was naked in bed and i was standing in the middle of the room zipping up my pants without a shirt. her mother doesnt like me anymore.........
Mar 23 2011 7:02PM
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Bangs.
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this is the girl... not all dried up hahaha

and it was a walk in

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Mar 23 2011 7:07PM
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Bangs.
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onnnn the right : )
Mar 23 2011 7:10PM
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Brock.
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Right or Left?
Mar 23 2011 7:11PM
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J.DUKE
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2 in the pink, one in the.....blue?
Mar 23 2011 7:13PM
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pimpcat
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I'd say both girls would be worth it.
Mar 23 2011 7:15PM
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amo
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Mar 23 2011 7:20PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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should have afterbanged and left
Mar 23 2011 7:47PM
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Sean.Mc
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Did you meet her the fackbook?
Mar 23 2011 7:50PM
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Sean.Mc
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Fuck! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchaAtrwkE4
Mar 23 2011 7:51PM
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FerrisBueller
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yeahhhhhh kip!
Mar 23 2011 9:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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one time i was making out with my girlfriend on this hill and then some other kids passed us and it was kinda awkward. we stoppped and looked at them, and they were like, "oh, sorry" and then we were like "its cool man, dont sweat it." then they kept walking.

thats the best i got.
Mar 23 2011 9:14PM
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.Apex.
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I guess i was just hoping it was a walk in closet
Mar 23 2011 9:21PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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actually just made me lol for whatever reason, so i've gotta call it out
Mar 23 2011 10:07PM
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