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Caught sleeping at girls house... by her dad

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Bangs.
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So spring break started this week and i decided to spend my first night off at my girfriends. Ive slept over before i just had to be sneaky it isnt a big deal. So we put some blankets outside on the patio in th woods and enjoy the warm night. Around 3 we go into the house and sleep in this closet in the basement where noone ever checks. She goes up to her room at 6am. I wake up at eight to her dad going to through my wallet and threatening to "kick my ass". He keeps my wallet and scares the shit out of me..... then calls my parents who actuallly did not give a fuck. oh yea and while being yelled at there was a container of lube on the ground...

anything similiar happen to you guys?

please help me lighten my mood

Mar 22 2011 11:56AM
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Steve-Brown
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your a champ

Mar 22 2011 11:58AM
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applejuice.
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we were always allowed to sleep in the same bed. our parents trusted us and most times nothing ever happened. oh well all parents are different, you'll get over it.
Mar 22 2011 11:59AM
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Steve-Brown
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but no big deal if you can keep seeing her, you two should be fine, just take it easy for a while then go see  her in a week or so....u in college or what
Mar 22 2011 11:59AM
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TheHamburglar
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get your wallet back son
Mar 22 2011 11:59AM
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maximiliaan
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Mar 22 2011 12:00PM
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theblackrod
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haha he's gonna kill you. demand your wallet back and the rights to his daughter or else
Mar 22 2011 12:05PM
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bikerocker
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DUDE...

dont trip. I'm assuming you're 16 or 17... If she's underage and he didn't already call the cops why fucking worry?

If she isn't underage... why fucking worry? Getting caught by parents is awesome. I haven't been with a girl that lives with her parents in years, but the last time I did she was 28, In town visiting her parents, and she took me back to her parents house after dragging me out of a bar. After raiding her parents liquor cabinets (total highschool style) I made use of the guest room, and made to leave all the wrappers under the bed where her parents would later find them. I ducked out in the morning through the back door past her dad eating cereal. Just waved and walked out before he could finish chewing.

The point is it's only scary if you let it be. Otherwise your just pissing off some jerk off dad.
Mar 22 2011 12:06PM
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eldridge
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shoulda said you were homeless and you broke in to have a place to sleep
Mar 22 2011 12:06PM
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WillStart
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damn that's lucky. those are some chill parents.

but to OP, that sucks man. back in junior year i snuck into my girlfriends house a few times to spend the night and it was usually pretty scary because she has pretty strict, traditional parents. the last time i did it we woke up to her mom knocking on her door and i just had to get the fuck out of there as fast as i could, was definitely a bit of a rush haha
Mar 22 2011 12:06PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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How old are you?
Mar 22 2011 12:07PM
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zagfan5
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such a win. i did something similar, but her mom was eating lunch at home on a break from work(we slept in a little) luckly she had to be back to work in 15 minutes or else i would of hadda bitch running after me yelling profanities all the way to my car.
Mar 22 2011 12:11PM
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Deezy
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HI 5 to OP
Mar 22 2011 12:17PM
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PON3
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Mar 22 2011 12:23PM
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qbehr
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you should sit the dad down and have a long talk with him and then leave and bone his girl
Mar 22 2011 12:26PM
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Anathema
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guess it was sort of the same thing back when i had a gf too. my parents were a little more strict about that kinda shit. theyd never embarrass her or anything, but they would talk to me about shit afterward. understandible, though, since i have three younger siblings, the youngest of which is 7 years younger than i am. wouldn't want to put horrible thoughts in their heads, or have the endure a night of bed-squeaking and soft moans. which is why we always chilled at my gf's place. her mom was dope, and she had an older sister so having a dude sleeping with her wasn't unfamiliar territory by any means.
Mar 22 2011 12:27PM
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RICK_ROSS
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wait...


who actually uses lube?
Mar 22 2011 12:29PM
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mm.ski
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I know, right?
Mar 22 2011 12:47PM
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jonny828
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^^ what a valid point...
Mar 22 2011 12:47PM
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beowulf
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By your girlfriend don't you mean the dry, shriveled up senior citizen who is no doubt someones grandma. By house don't you mean nursing home? By her dad don't you mean orderly?
Mar 22 2011 12:53PM
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lineskier10
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someone who has no idea what they are doing, which is not all that surprising at that age
Mar 22 2011 12:56PM
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RickAstley
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I've slept over at my girlfriends house a couple times, but only when she was home alone. Her dad is the most protective human being in existence so I would probably be dead if he knew.
Mar 22 2011 12:57PM
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rudager
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my parents never cared.
Same with the girls parents that always had sleep overs.


I remember back in October I stayed over at a girls house. When her mom came to wake her up (2pm, we'd just woken), she started talking to her and then saw me, I didn't even think to move. She freaked and was like "we're having a talk later tonight" and all that....
20 minutes later, she came back (we were still in bed) and apologized for over reacting, "seeing as you're both 19 and are smart".
Mar 22 2011 12:57PM
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E.C.
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lol youre parents are fine so dont worry, its just an over protective dad. you fucking slept in a closet, thats boss


youre a champ haha
Mar 22 2011 1:02PM
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eldridge
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Mar 22 2011 1:03PM
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midwestpowhunter
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if neither one of you is underage call the cops on his ass for theft
Mar 22 2011 1:05PM
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hurrisun
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your parents just knew you were a little slut whos feind level for the weener were way to high to control
Mar 22 2011 1:16PM
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applejuice.
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dude were just talking to my dad? that was his exact reasoning.
Mar 22 2011 1:22PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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But he shouldn't be worried, cause you're never gonna give her up, you'd never let her down, you'd never run around and desert her ;)
Mar 22 2011 1:27PM
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bangarangmules
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You should have just seen if it was cool with the parents. Maybe if you had asked they wouldn't have freaked. And getting on the parents good side early is some of the best advice you could get.
Mar 22 2011 1:31PM
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neutralzombie
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yep. because my bf's parents are annoying catholics. we sneak around quite often, but he just really needs to move out.
Mar 22 2011 1:32PM
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yojimbo
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old people and ass lovers
Mar 22 2011 1:33PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Ive been chased out of a house by a dad with a golf cub when i was almost completely naked. I didn't have my car keys (they were still in the house) so i had to go home, come back and pick up my car that night. Shitttt was awkward
Mar 22 2011 1:39PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Should have just fought his ass greco roman style. Seriously though, should have let him assault you......sympathy from the GF and dad out of the picture due to being arrested haha.
Mar 22 2011 1:47PM
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AR7rider.
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did you take her to the movies beforehand?
Mar 22 2011 1:52PM
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RickAstley
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He has shit taste in music so has probably never even heard my masterpiece that is 'Never Gonna Give You Up'


A rick roll is in order, me thinks.
Mar 22 2011 1:57PM
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Bar_Down
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this needs to be answered before anything else, i was wondering the exact same thing
Mar 22 2011 2:01PM
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nickyp
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My girlfriend's dad caught me sleeping in her bed...



























...he brought us tea and toast in bed, because we both had the flu, but we were still asleep
Mar 22 2011 2:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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next time try slipping into bed with her dad, just to see what he does. and take pics.
Mar 22 2011 2:05PM
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CluckaChuck
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im liking this idea.
Mar 22 2011 2:33PM
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S.RUZYCKI
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bahaha your a champ!Click for larger image
Mar 22 2011 2:42PM
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molsongolden
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crash on the couch, my parents and my gf's parents all know that we sleep together when we aren't at their houses but when we are at a house with parents then out of respect we either sleep in different beds or just crash on the couch together.

The couch is a good compromise because then they know you guys aren't making whoopie in their house but you still get to crash together.
Mar 22 2011 2:47PM
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scratchproteen
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:)

Mar 22 2011 2:48PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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this
Mar 22 2011 2:50PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Mar 22 2011 2:50PM
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rigzz
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Don't freak out, atleast, it's not your dad. My dad came right into my room when I was waking up with the girl beside me. GOD he was pissed. I don't fuckin understand him, his reason? Because our house is NOT a fuckin whore-house, well atleast, i'm not fuckin her in a fuckin creepy motel.. Whatever, my mom was proud of me for using condom. haha!
Mar 22 2011 2:53PM
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molsongolden
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i just reread the op and honestly he's probably most upset about the lube because now he is just thinking about you giving it to his daughter in the butt
Mar 22 2011 2:53PM
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BdoubleU
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HAHAHA my buddy has a girlfriend in highschool still...fell aslepp at his girls house...

woke up to her dad knocking him the fuck out lol. Saw him the next day with the fattest black eye and told him he should've threw back although he claimed he was "literally still sleeping"

Mar 22 2011 2:56PM
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.AR6rider.
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Am I the only one that noticed that they slept inside of a closet in her basement?
Mar 22 2011 3:19PM
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hurrisun
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grr-ull-fr-end lesbiens have girlfrineds jenifa
Mar 22 2011 3:20PM
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comeatmebro
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if your dad was actually pissed, i feel bad for you. actually, i feel bad for him. what complete disregard for the reputation of men everywhere...
Mar 22 2011 3:31PM
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