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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I hate hummers, and the ignorant selfish people that drive them. Therefore, I have decided to piss them off. Here's my plan: I will print flyers that say something like this: 'I'm sure you are aware that our great nation is currently suffering from a minute oil surplus. I would like to thank you for your commitment of depleting this horrible resource as soon as possible. I'm sure that if you keep driving your Hummer, you will be rewarded with higher gas prices, as well as aomendment from George dubyuh himself.'

I will put these flyers under the windshield wipers of hummers. At the end of the flyer, it will read 'there's just one more thing...' and under the flyer there will be a sticker on the windshield that says FUCK YOU!




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Jul 9 2004 9:35PM
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notonehere
Posts: 120 - Karma: 10
shit... it aint just about hummers. I drive a ford probe and get about 11mpg. Granted, its a piece of shit but damn. I would love someone to piss on my car.





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france sucks
Sep 24 2004 6:07PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
what would the bologna do???
and when i get my lisense, ill be driving a buick rondezvous until i can get a different car. the buick gets 14mpg...but im hoping to get a honda or a jetta.

(i get the new buick because we bought it, but my dad cant drive anymore, so its not like were super rich and i can have a $35,000+ car).



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Sep 24 2004 6:15PM
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notonehere
Posts: 120 - Karma: 10
bologna fucks up the paint,might as well go ahead and stick a potatoe in the exhaust too. make sure the driver is an asshole though





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france sucks
Sep 24 2004 6:43PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
haha you guys are hella steryotyping whatever your fags .they pollute just as much as suburbans,expidition's and alot of other truck's. and there is nothing anyone can do about it..except today i heard a bill passed that says US car manufactures have to cut emmisions by 18%.. but untill then shut the fuck up and dont fuck with people's car's. If you do, you better fuck with everything including semi truck's and shit.just stay away from my truck.





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Sep 24 2004 10:25PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
Jesus Christ you guys are ignorant. Soccer moms need Hummers to get their kids to soccer practice. Jeez.
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