when you don't quite hear what someone said and say "excuse me?" or "pardon me?" and they say it again as if you're a fucking retard, all loud and slow and shit. you don't need to be a fuckin asshole about it, i just didn't hear you. christ..
when people try to have conversation with me when im taking a shit. feel the need to ask you questions and you try to give them a quick response and they dont quite hear you so you're like "fuck man just let me take a shit and we'll talk in two minutes.....". i feel the same way about conversation when i first wake up in the morning. i hate when people start drilling me the instant i get out of bed and expecting thought out responses. "can you ask me later when i'm not half asleep and miserable please, thanks"
im also quite bothered by impatience. like you have to ride my fucking ass cause im doing 60 in a 50 zone and that isn't enough for you. SORRY I DELAYED YOU BY ONE WHOLE MINUTE ON YOUR EPIC JOURNEY, MR FRODO. if you're really that hard-pressed for time, leave earlier. when people start to get agitated by a pace i'm comfortable driving, or because i'm trying to get rid of change from my wallet and taking the time to count it out rather than break another 20.
to stick with the theme of the smaller things in life getting to me, i guess i hate people that talk the talk without walking the walk? you know, people that are SO STOKED on going partying on the weekend and start telling people theyre pussies for bailing and having to go to work and really trying to hype it all, and then when the time comes theyre like "well im leaving early to hang with my girlfriend" or some shit. it's ok if you have another agenda, but dont fucking act like you're the king of fucking party time when you aren't going to follow it up. you called ME out for not going because i wanted to get some rest for work, and here you are, the night of, you're the one peacing. fuck that noise. same goes for a lot of things. people are quick to hype something and fail to see it though themselves, despite the obvious hypocrisy.
on a final note, i don't like when people expect more from me than they do the other way around. want to receive without the giving. go out of your way to be a friend in need, but i'll never do the same, and even then they try to guilt trip you into feeling bad cause you didn't help out even when they wouldn't have, either. i believe in the whole do unto others sort of thing. courtesy goes around, so make an effort to spread it. and that's what it all boils down to.. effort. gotta care, cause if you aren't going to, why should i?
oh, and to make a little more light of this whole topic, i hate when you ask for a fucking steak med-rare and get med-well, or when someone tells you your car is ready at the dealership and you go out of your way to find your way there only to hear it was a communication error on their part and that you have to just leave again. times like that, yes, patience is a virtue, but you hate to get the shit end of that stick. i think many of you can relate to situations like that, where there's a mistake made that, of course, inconveniences nobody but you, so you can't hate but at the same time can't help but be frustrated.
i think im done for now. this shit probably makes me seem like the most irritable person of all time. i'm really not that bad, but i think we can all admit to being somewhat put out when we get stuck in these types of situations. all we can do is the best we can to be optimistic and simply let it go. don't let the rage hit you, etc etc.
