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Official Doomsday Countdown

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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
Ok so we all know we have very little time to live our lives, (with 2012 and such) so I decided to make a thread where all you Newschoolers can have a chance to confess your sins. You can also just reflect on your life accomplishments if you like, anything goes, after all we are all going to die soon...

Some background information on 2012: http://www.2012officialcountdown.com/



645 DAYS LEFT

Mar 16 2011 9:19PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
>confess
>sins
>wat
Mar 16 2011 9:20PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
WTF!!!!! we miss christmas by 4 days!!!!
Mar 16 2011 9:21PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I dont need to confess my sins, I am presently in possession of a goat to sacrifice at the summer solstice.

Yog-Soggoth! Hast'r! Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Mar 16 2011 9:26PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
I have official 2012 confession kits if you want them.

$49.99 + shipping

pm for details
Mar 16 2011 9:28PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
HHAHAH you think we might die, well guess what, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
Mar 16 2011 9:28PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
im prety sure that we are already dead and this right now is limbo.... prove me wrong.. come at me bro.
Mar 16 2011 9:32PM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
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Why would jiberish leak this picture of their new line then?
Mar 16 2011 9:33PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
haven't yall heard? it's been changed to the 21st, of May
Mar 16 2011 9:33PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
I killed Doomsday.
He's buried in the center of the Earth
Mar 16 2011 9:34PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
NO. i already made the thread.

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/610043/
Mar 16 2011 9:42PM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
Common don't be childish, after all we only have 645 days to live.
Mar 16 2011 9:50PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
lolwut?
Mar 16 2011 9:51PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
its the end of the fourth dimension maya calendar in chilam balam which said that this next dimension is the "prosperity dimension". apocalypse stems from the Greek word for "revealing" ergo, when chilam balam says its an apocalypse it refers to a revealing that will create the prosperity dimension.
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Mar 16 2011 10:41PM
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Ukrainian-Vibe
Posts: 25 - Karma: -11
just because the Mayans decided to stop the calendar on that day doesn't mean its the end of the world.. life goes on... also its a great excuse for not doing your homework just say "i thought today was going to be doomsday"
Mar 16 2011 10:48PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
I'll confess my sins when my fucking house is collapsing and the sun is spiraling through space towards the Earth. Until then, I'd like to avoid confessing any sins.
Mar 16 2011 10:51PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
inb4 GIANT "Not This Shit Again" ......
Mar 16 2011 10:52PM
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the.penguins
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN



and i've never sinned before so wouldn't have to confess
Mar 16 2011 10:55PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
hahhaa!
Mar 16 2011 11:09PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
The one thing I don't understand is why does the end of their calendar really mean anything. I mean technically it had to end somewhere, it's not like they could have produced an infinite calendar. If that was really dumb, somebody please enlighten me, I'm not very educated on the subject.
Mar 16 2011 11:44PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
they had gone through multiple calendars throughout their civilization. the end means that the calendar starts over, but their civilization died out before they made another, so everybody thinks that it is the end

also, because the mayan and current calendar are not in sync, the actual mayan calendar ended in the 1990's, so we are already past doomsday
Mar 17 2011 12:19AM
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