Numba two - Suba roo
I front flipped my Subaru Forester into a culvert last November, full of about 8 inches of water and cowshit. Good thing she sucked in enough water to stop the engine.... it saved me from turning the key.
After the wrecker brought her home, my Dad broke his ass getting the water out (in freezing weather...), as well as getting the fluids straightened out. I couldn't believe I was able to drive to the body shop... where the Suby got a minimal repair job to be road legal.
I may not have my sunroof anymore, and my car looks like it was a prop in a Jurassic Park movie, but she's running strong.
Bromance Crew, since '08