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Just got drug tested.

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Lolocaust.
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My parents accused me of smoking Meth. Im 15. Told them to drug test me. I passed. Anyways I was going to take a piss in the cup and I couldnt. It took me like 10 minutes haha. Coolstorybro.
Mar 14 2011 7:34PM
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Lolocaust.
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Thanks man.
Mar 14 2011 10:58PM
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*waffles*
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why would they think that???
Mar 14 2011 11:43PM
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Dlud
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Please read the thread before posting. You may now unfasten your seatbelt. thank you for flying ns airlines.
Mar 14 2011 11:58PM
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Lolocaust.
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Thanks you.
Mar 15 2011 6:16PM
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theabortionator
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this story is obvious nans
Mar 15 2011 6:23PM
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squibble
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your an idiot, that wont solve anything
Mar 15 2011 6:36PM
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Lolocaust.
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Whats there to solve you fucking dumbass.


... Problem?
Mar 15 2011 6:37PM
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B.Aussie
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So a facebook hack, could potentially lead your dad to lose a custody battle? That sucks.
Mar 15 2011 6:44PM
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gregorio
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a banana in her butt hole will do better
Mar 15 2011 6:45PM
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bakedpow
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I find that humorous.
Mar 15 2011 6:46PM
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AWALLRUS.
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I'M TELLIN YOUR STEPMOM, YOURE GOIN TO JUVY MOTHERFUCKER!
Mar 15 2011 6:47PM
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Lolocaust.
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Do it. Juvy would be excellent. It would ge me away from her passive agressive, egotistical, Bitchness.
Mar 15 2011 6:59PM
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Smuffy
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genius. pure genius. i love nerd jokes
Mar 15 2011 7:13PM
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585.
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incest?
Mar 15 2011 8:37PM
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