The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending
The red ship crashed into the blue ship. All the passengers were marooned
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.
MORE PUNS FOR EVERYONE.
you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole
Jah will be waiting there, we are sure.